Chinese Salamander Discovered in Cave May Be 200 Years Old

How cool is that? Amphibs do well longevity wise in a favorable environment with no predators.

Mystical

That is beautiful keep it away from those sickos they will eat it

Now a rich man will ear them to be more manly~

How long before they eat it?


You know they will

There have to be rich f*cks in the Asian countries, all bidding on who's going to get to eat it and gain the creatures mystical powers of old age, lol.

Salamander's probably not married.

now that he's been discovered, it's only a matter of time. leave him alone.

and about an hour later, they're going to want another one.

and he talks.

Leave it the f*ck alone.

No that's just nancy pelosi

Right.

So they remove it from the cave and put it in a pool. lol.

Thing will be dead in a few months. People are stupid. "Scientists".

Couldn't they just leave it well enough alone? It survived 200 years without anyone fucking with it. Now they're going to make it into sushi.

I have a great idea!

Let’s stress it out by removing it from its environment that it’s enjoyed for 200 years!!

200 years old, living, surviving in a cave, doing it's own thing.

"Hey, let's take this out of it's natural habitat and bring it to a city/zoo/lab/exhibit so we can study it."

Yeah, this is why ALL HUMANS MUST DIE!

Sickening.

Are you retarded or just an asshole?

They already caught it so it wouldn't take too long probably.






Last Edited by Dutchguy on 09/03/2019 08:00 AM

We have salamanders similar to thos in the U.S. and they are dying out because of chemical polution and habitat loss. Maybe consider they shit Americans are doing to thier own wildlife before criticizing the Chinese for wanting to prolong this endangered species. Ever think of that?

No its never a problem for Americans is it? Just let Trump and the corporations dump all the shit they want to in our river systems.

Sensationalist propaganda. They are likely trying to find a way to either clone it or propagate them. This is one of the last of its kind.

Americans are such judgmental cunts.

And now that they found it, it will die. :(

So they moved it to an "assisted living center" aka nursing home so they can profit off of its elderly status. Commies

good catch

Now the poor thing is OUT of His environment and surrounded by predators
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so they kidnapped it and imprisoned it indoors in a well lit room




wtf lol go put it back!

Lol!I was going to say the longevity just makes the price higher per fork full

Wow...we found a 200 year old salamander....lets take him home so we can watch him die in captivity.

Yeah, I bet it was real cool when they cooked it up and ate it.

As a side dish to the main course of dog.

Now they will eat it, dry it as medicine thinking they will live that long, and send tourists to the area to touch it and take selfies.

Essentially now it is a goner.