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You can't be taken seriously if you fart

 
Anonymous Coward
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10/13/2016 06:21 PM
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You can't be taken seriously if you fart
Are you really expecting a superior alien race to contact you, if you fart? C'mon you pathetic retard. Superior alien race does not make contact with farting morons.
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10/13/2016 06:26 PM
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Re: You can't be taken seriously if you fart
No wonder you're so full of stink and hot air!
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10/13/2016 06:28 PM
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Re: You can't be taken seriously if you fart
I'm eating pinto beans and brussels sprouts
no joke
nobody will take me serious for two days
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10/13/2016 06:29 PM
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Re: You can't be taken seriously if you fart
I dump a bitch the minute she farts in front of me.
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10/13/2016 06:29 PM
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i'm sure when they smell yours they won't want to come back
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10/13/2016 06:29 PM
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Re: You can't be taken seriously if you fart
I just farted
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10/13/2016 06:30 PM
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Re: You can't be taken seriously if you fart
I dump a bitch the minute she farts in front of me.
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It took me so long to do it in front of my ex. He was like omg what the fuck is the big deal? He did it like the 2nd time we hung out lol

He thought I was stupid...I get embarrassed :P
Anonymous Coward
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10/13/2016 06:32 PM
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Re: You can't be taken seriously if you fart
depends on the fart, when i fart people suddenly take things very seriously
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10/13/2016 06:32 PM
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10/13/2016 06:33 PM
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Re: You can't be taken seriously if you fart
I dump a bitch the minute she farts in front of me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73174730


It took me so long to do it in front of my ex. He was like omg what the fuck is the big deal? He did it like the 2nd time we hung out lol

He thought I was stupid...I get embarrassed :P
 Quoting: Serpent Maiden


Deep down inside he finds you disgusting now.
Anonymous Coward
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10/13/2016 06:34 PM
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Re: You can't be taken seriously if you fart
If it's a controlled fart, it's humanesque
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10/13/2016 06:34 PM
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I farted infront of my friends once, it was wet and showed through my jeans. Never again.
Deplorable McCringleberry
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10/13/2016 06:36 PM

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Isaiah 40:31 - But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.

“They’ve got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.” - U.S. Army Paratrooper at Bastogne
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10/13/2016 06:38 PM

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I take my farts very seriously.
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10/13/2016 06:44 PM
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Re: You can't be taken seriously if you fart
I dump a bitch the minute she farts in front of me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73174730


It took me so long to do it in front of my ex. He was like omg what the fuck is the big deal? He did it like the 2nd time we hung out lol

He thought I was stupid...I get embarrassed :P
 Quoting: Serpent Maiden


Deep down inside he finds you disgusting now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73174730


Ummm...I don't think so lol but whatever troll...
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10/13/2016 06:47 PM
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Italian style :-)

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10/13/2016 06:47 PM
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Re: You can't be taken seriously if you fart
i ask my girlfriend if she would rather smell my farts then anyone else's , she said no
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10/13/2016 06:48 PM
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Re: You can't be taken seriously if you fart
I farted infront of my friends once, it was wet and showed through my jeans. Never again.
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What the fuck do you people eat!
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10/13/2016 06:51 PM
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Re: You can't be taken seriously if you fart
Dutch oven them aliens.
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10/13/2016 06:53 PM
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Deplorable Abi ~

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10/13/2016 06:53 PM

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droopy
You accept the love you think you deserve~~~

Love cannot live where there is no trust~~~

Truth has no temperature~~~

Love like it's never gonna hurt~~~

Have no regrets~~~
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10/13/2016 06:55 PM
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:droopy:
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:giggle:

True story :)))
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10/13/2016 06:55 PM
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Re: You can't be taken seriously if you fart
Are you really expecting a superior alien race to contact you, if you fart? C'mon you pathetic retard. Superior alien race does not make contact with farting morons.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73178070


so true! That's why I never fart.
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10/13/2016 06:57 PM
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I farted infront of my friends once, it was wet and showed through my jeans. Never again.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70394243


What the fuck do you people eat!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72759389


Canadians? 5a
Anonymous Coward
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10/13/2016 07:02 PM
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Re: You can't be taken seriously if you fart
Are you really expecting a superior alien race to contact you, if you fart? C'mon you pathetic retard. Superior alien race does not make contact with farting morons.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73178070


so true! That's why I never fart.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39834772


Plus it gives me this big vein that runs down the middle of my forehead.
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10/13/2016 07:03 PM

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unicornfart
Isaiah 40:31 - But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.

“They’ve got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.” - U.S. Army Paratrooper at Bastogne
Deplorable Abi ~

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10/13/2016 07:19 PM

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gump
You accept the love you think you deserve~~~

Love cannot live where there is no trust~~~

Truth has no temperature~~~

Love like it's never gonna hurt~~~

Have no regrets~~~





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