We're all gathered in the truckstop, in Vancouver, ready to watch the 3rd and final debate. A poor gentleman wearing a Hillary shirt, got thrown

It's pandemonium in here! A dude wearing a Hillary t-shirt got thrown into the mash potatoe line up, and he had long hair. Now he is as bald as a ping pong ball. Truckers are still laughing at the dude, going gwak gwak, Poe, gwak , poe.
The lounge is crowded, and we all brought bear inside the Truckstop, even though we are not suppost to. It's wall to wall! I ordered chicken and ribs, along with some good old chocolate cake. It's dark in here with red lights on. Dim, creepy and packed! Oh man I can't wait until the debate starts. I already have a good bear buzz. Crazy Clo got his head dipped into the toilet, for wearing a CNN t-shirt. I watched a big fat beer belly hillbilly get knocked out cold, for flipping the bird at another truck driver. They brawled, and the hillbilly got ko'd. Like I said, it's pandemonium in here! Bung!