TRUMP WINS!!!!Amish Pledge Trump “Mathematically Guaranteeing Him To Win Election”

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That's actually pretty funny. I lol'd. I have to admit

Good Lord. Just look at how far you have fallen Glen. Why just a few short years ago you were a media bigwig. Now your a nobody.

Reminds me of this phrase from Thunderdome:

"But how the world turns. One day, cock of the walk. Next, a feather duster."

lol people actually thought that was a real cnn website?

I just woke up from a dream where trump won by a lot. A lot of people weren't happy... that he won.

20 million Amish!?!? No way...

There are nearly 251,000 Amish people in America and Canada, "according to Ohio State University researchers. "

So what your really saying is to plan on seeing Hillary soon with that mustache-less beard vying for that Amish vote?

read the article. 20 million Amish are going to vote for Trump. They never vote, but the holy ghost put on their hearts to restore biblical principles. This is the miracle of a lifetime!,,

I checked the site. It's a fake Wordpress get up.

I live in Amosh country in PA, and went to the Trump Manheim, PA rally a few weeks ago. There were a bunch of Amish at the rally, Old Order as well

They vote. Often. I live in Lebanon county pa and there are always a ton of Amish in line at the polls when I go to vote.

Er, no it's not cockhead.

Yeah, you are right. This story should just be deleted from the internet, and the Amish should just go home.. Trump should just drop out.

Rumspringer!!!

Dumbass OP and raters.... there aren't 3mil Amish is the world, let alone Ohio.... and this got pinned... you all will listen to anything

Sorry but there are no guarantees, because you still actually have to go vote.

How will they vote?

Isn't everything electronic already?

CNN on the Amish

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I take it you are some urbanite with little skill sets? Of course they vote and that sways all of the other 'gentle people' (Mennonite, Hutterite, Quaker etc.) to as well. All it takes is a written letter and every Elder in America is alerted to nudge his community to vote. They won't resist, they will all go. Don't mess with the Amish....

they will offset the black vote, which hillary needs to win....

This thread proves one thing.

We conservatives welcome and value votes from every group, from every demographic. Meanwhile the left climb all over themselves to be the first to impugn a group they dislike.

if the SHTF, I plan to become Amish

We need the Amish to vote Trump in full force, specifically in PA!

Um, yes? dud you read the paragraph above?

What does this even mean?

Even so it's a statement that ethically/ for the greater good, they find themselves more akin to trump.

Yep, that seems to be the desperate state of affairs here on TrumpLike Productions.

And this shit was actually pined???

Go australia. LOLs