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Fart sparks fire during surgery in Japan; patient seriously burnt

 
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A patient's fart during a surgical procedure allegedly sparked a fire which caused her to be seriously burnt, the Tokyo Medical University Hospital in Shinjuku Ward said.
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The butthole is fused shut.....
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A patient's fart during a surgical procedure allegedly sparked a fire which caused her to be seriously burnt, the Tokyo Medical University Hospital in Shinjuku Ward said.
[link to www.straitstimes.com]




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The butthole is fused shut.....
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Actually they could probably burn it open again with the laser.
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Why the fuck were they down there with a lighter to begin with?
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Why the fuck were they down there with a lighter to begin with?
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Because Japs.
Guy is lucky he didn't wake up with a tentacle up his ass.

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..I ..UH, NEEDED THAT....
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Why the fuck were they down there with a lighter to begin with?
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it was a laser, not a lighter. i guess now there will be a warning for human farts and lazers

it's not funny , but common a fart ignited by a lazer, that shit must have been BOMB STINKY!!!!
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CLASSIC GLP !
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Dr tells nurse, Oxygen stat!!!

then he says, not for her, for me idiot!!!
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The butthole is fused shut.....
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Actually they could probably burn it open again with the laser.
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burning buttholes open with lasers...?

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Happens every few years...


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The man, age 30, was having a mole removed from his backside with an electric knife. He farted."...
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What?!?! No video? What is this world coming to??? I mean, if anywhere they would have a video of something like this, it would be Japan. I mean COME ON!!!
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CLASSIC GLP !
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I hate it when that happens.

Never trust a jap with a laser. godzilla
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What?!?! No video? What is this world coming to??? I mean, if anywhere they would have a video of something like this, it would be Japan. I mean COME ON!!!
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At the replies.
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Oh WOW, I had that procedure 26 years ago - who knew it could do that? SCARY! They do this to remove abnormal cells that can cause cancer, detected during pap smear, usually.
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Why the fuck were they down there with a lighter to begin with?
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It was a very large anal cavity... they had to drop a work light down there. Bad news -- the patient was burned. Good news -- they found the problem.
Have a nice day = GFY. GFY = Go Fuck Yourself. If this offends you then have a nice day.
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Oh WOW, I had that procedure 26 years ago - who knew it could do that? SCARY! They do this to remove abnormal cells that can cause cancer, detected during pap smear, usually.
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TMI
Have a nice day = GFY. GFY = Go Fuck Yourself. If this offends you then have a nice day.
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ZETAS RIGHT AGAIN!!!1!1!!!11!!!
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