From:[email protected]
To: [email protected]
Date: 2015-07-30 14:09
Subject: Help!

Georgetown Law Faculty and Staff,

My parents are visiting this weekend, and I need to sell my enormous collection of beanie babies! I've approximately 480 little creatures of joy, and I'm selling each one for $20.00. You must buy all 480, though. It is a collection (not an auction)... They are very respectful and amicable with one another, and they are (for the most part) cat and dog friendly. Some are sassier than others, naturally.

Please let me know! My parents can't find out.

Peter Mattingly x9599

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