Listen Up People - We Will Now Have A Ginger For A President.

The real threat from this Trump Victory will be the rise of The Ginger Demographic. These people will not show mercy. They will be driving in open top cars. They will start wearing colors besides red, green, and purple. They will be selling caramel apples twelve months in the year.

They will be taking nonstop selfies. They will buy up every Honda Civic around. They will dominate every Community College Sport. They will be seen in groups of four or more. They will make friends of every Canadian. They will never again apologize for anything. They will move next door to everyone.

We have not yet seen all of the fallout from the Trump Victory. Elvis Impersonator Clubs will become Ginger. New cars will be painted Orange. A new Orange Trump Entre or Desert will be invented by some New York Restaraunt. A Ginger Who's Who will be published. Orange juice futures will sky rocket. The Orange Bowl next February will be sold out. Homos will wear Orange Cologne. Prince Andrew and His brother William will be strutting around. Sweaty, Fat Redhead Women will be jaywalking.

Do you get the picture? The next eight years.