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Butthurt Jeb Bush responds to Trump's election -- You shouldn't have made fun of my "!"

 
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Butthurt Jeb Bush responds to Trump's election -- You shouldn't have made fun of my "!"
Sorry Jeb!, it wasn't your logo. It was you.

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Well, here we are, gang.

This morning America woke up and found we’d elected as president an overgrown bully, a huckster without a drop of decency in his pizza-dough body. “How the heck did we get here?” I’ll bet you wondered. “What the heck happened?” Well, there’s a lot we don’t know yet about this election, but I’ll tell you this: Maybe you shouldn’t have made fun of my exclamation point.

Yeah, remember the exclamation point? The big ’n’ red mark plopped next to my serifed-up name like a trout on the counter? We put that logo out, and you people laughed. Oh, how you laughed. “Hey, looks like ol’ Wonder Bread Jeb’s trying to squeeze some enthusiasm out of his limp little campaign!” You think I didn’t hear you? You think I didn’t see what you wrote? Of course I did. The taunts, the memes, the novelty Twitter handles, typed with a sneer. I saw all of it, and it hurt me. It hurt Jeb.


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Last Edited by BoatyMcBoatface on 11/10/2016 01:19 PM
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Re: Butthurt Jeb Bush responds to Trump's election -- You shouldn't have made fun of my "!"
Sorry Jeb!, it wasn't your logo. It was you.

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Well, here we are, gang.

This morning America woke up and found we’d elected as president an overgrown bully, a huckster without a drop of decency in his pizza-dough body. “How the heck did we get here?” I’ll bet you wondered. “What the heck happened?” Well, there’s a lot we don’t know yet about this election, but I’ll tell you this: Maybe you shouldn’t have made fun of my exclamation point.

Yeah, remember the exclamation point? The big ’n’ red mark plopped next to my serifed-up name like a trout on the counter? We put that logo out, and you people laughed. Oh, how you laughed. “Hey, looks like ol’ Wonder Bread Jeb’s trying to squeeze some enthusiasm out of his limp little campaign!” You think I didn’t hear you? You think I didn’t see what you wrote? Of course I did. The taunts, the memes, the novelty Twitter handles, typed with a sneer. I saw all of it, and it hurt me. It hurt Jeb.


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Give him his teddy bear and a binky and he'll be OK.
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Please clap.
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Re: Butthurt Jeb Bush responds to Trump's election -- You shouldn't have made fun of my "!"
This is my favorite line of his blog post:

Turns out I might as well have slapped my thick, pink matte dick into my hand and waggled it all over Facebook Live like a dang date palm frond, for all the love you gave me.


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Last Edited by BoatyMcBoatface on 11/10/2016 01:22 PM
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His tears are delicious
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I don't think Jeb is capable of writing a single sentence found in that satire.
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Re: Butthurt Jeb Bush responds to Trump's election -- You shouldn't have made fun of my "!"
Sorry Jeb!, it wasn't your logo. It was you.

==========

Well, here we are, gang.

This morning America woke up and found we’d elected as president an overgrown bully, a huckster without a drop of decency in his pizza-dough body. “How the heck did we get here?” I’ll bet you wondered. “What the heck happened?” Well, there’s a lot we don’t know yet about this election, but I’ll tell you this: Maybe you shouldn’t have made fun of my exclamation point.

Yeah, remember the exclamation point? The big ’n’ red mark plopped next to my serifed-up name like a trout on the counter? We put that logo out, and you people laughed. Oh, how you laughed. “Hey, looks like ol’ Wonder Bread Jeb’s trying to squeeze some enthusiasm out of his limp little campaign!” You think I didn’t hear you? You think I didn’t see what you wrote? Of course I did. The taunts, the memes, the novelty Twitter handles, typed with a sneer. I saw all of it, and it hurt me. It hurt Jeb.


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Did he really write that..? "I could have been delightful"..?? Seriously?
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Re: Butthurt Jeb Bush responds to Trump's election -- You shouldn't have made fun of my "!"
Sorry Jeb!, it wasn't your logo. It was you.

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Well, here we are, gang.

This morning America woke up and found we’d elected as president an overgrown bully, a huckster without a drop of decency in his pizza-dough body. “How the heck did we get here?” I’ll bet you wondered. “What the heck happened?” Well, there’s a lot we don’t know yet about this election, but I’ll tell you this: Maybe you shouldn’t have made fun of my exclamation point.

Yeah, remember the exclamation point? The big ’n’ red mark plopped next to my serifed-up name like a trout on the counter? We put that logo out, and you people laughed. Oh, how you laughed. “Hey, looks like ol’ Wonder Bread Jeb’s trying to squeeze some enthusiasm out of his limp little campaign!” You think I didn’t hear you? You think I didn’t see what you wrote? Of course I did. The taunts, the memes, the novelty Twitter handles, typed with a sneer. I saw all of it, and it hurt me. It hurt Jeb.


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Apparently, he "saw the memes".
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Please clap.
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Re: Butthurt Jeb Bush responds to Trump's election -- You shouldn't have made fun of my "!"
That's satire. It's an Onion site.
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No more Bush-shit!
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Re: Butthurt Jeb Bush responds to Trump's election -- You shouldn't have made fun of my "!"
A cut from Jebs post located at:
[link to www.clickhole.com]

"I was up all night coming up with it, you know. That “!” was a John Ellis Bush original. I’d already tried out a question mark (too uncertain), an ellipsis (too ambiguous), even two exclamation points (too forceful), so when I hit on the idea of an exclamation point I really thought I had something special."

What's is wrong with this picture?

First, Al Gore tells everybody that he invented the Internet.
That didn't seem to work too well.

And now ... taking all night to do so, JEB claims he invented the exclamation point.

This is just too much for Commander Data, as I sense my positronic brain overheating.





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