I have to tell you all the crazy ass shit that happened to me last night.

Husband ordered me some awesome B&O headsets for my birthday ( [link to www.amazon.com (secure)] ). Hissy Missy stole my Bose to go with her Alienware computer, so I have no headsets at the moment.

Heavenly headsets arrived from Amazon yesterday; or so I thought. Me: "Yay!!! I have been working, and painting, my ass off on this house. Tonight, I'm gonna log on GLP with a nice pour of single malt, and enjoy some Enigma through my awesome headsets."

I open the package to not only find zero headsets, but the accessories package filled with half a bag of Trader Joe's macaroni, some disgusting, melted slimy Reeses eggs (I fucking HATE Reeses), and some little wooden peggie things that were probably perverted Japanese sex toys or something. I was absolutely gobsmacked.

Sooooo ------ instead of GLPing with my great music, through my great headsets, last night, I was on the phone with Amazon. Went through a customer rep & his supervisor who were just as gobsmacked as I was, and ended up with a manager. Had to email her pics of the entire mess, she just could not believe it. They are sending me another package, due to arrive tomorrow, that I hope actually contains B&O headsets, and not some other nasty items. I sent the package of gross stuff back to them today, as they want to have this in their possession to examine.

They clearly have a warehouse thief, and I hope the shit gets caught. I have been a member of Amazon since 1998 when I bought books, am a Prime member now, and order from them constantly -- Thank God, for that at least gave me credibility. I also hold a bit of Amazon stock, so that damn little asshole thief is stealing from me too