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BREAKING: BUTTERBALL RECALLS 2 MILLION TURKEYS!! Thanksgiving Doom!

 
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They forgot to butter their [email protected]
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actually it is margarine LOL
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Again? The same thing happened last year.
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They forgot to butter their [email protected]
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Guess they can substitute those chineserats you guys are getting for chicken now.

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Again? The same thing happened last year.
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Every year I honor my grandmother with this post. It's her silly joke. RIP Carmella.
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A-1 sauce works well on ballz.....
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The syntactical nature of reality, the real secret of magic, is that the world is made of words. And if you know the words that the world is made of, you can make of it whatever you wish.

~ Terence McKenna

"Death is a stripping away of all that is not you. The secret of life is to "die before you die" - and find that there is no death."

~ Eckhart Tolle
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A-1 sauce works well on ballz.....
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Thread: FANDANGO RANGER Thanksgiving Warning! ALERT* Butterball Turkey has Recalled 100,000 Birds!!!!!
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A-1 sauce works well on ballz.....
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weirdo2
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Who da hell is that?
Lemme guess....boyscout....balls?

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Again? The same thing happened last year.
 Quoting: the deplorable catnahalf


Every year I honor my grandmother with this post. It's her silly joke. RIP Carmella.
 Quoting: Hawk-02

I was going to post that this joke is as old as the hills, and twice as dusty, until I read the part about your grandma. Good post, good reason to post it. Carry on. 5*
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What happened OP? Did your Mom quit her job at the factory?
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It probably had that special sauce inside....

Cream of Somyounguy.....
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Again? The same thing happened last year.
 Quoting: the deplorable catnahalf


Every year I honor my grandmother with this post. It's her silly joke. RIP Carmella.
 Quoting: Hawk-02

I was going to post that this joke is as old as the hills, and twice as dusty, until I read the part about your grandma. Good post, good reason to post it. Carry on. 5*
 Quoting: last one


You are a solid dude. Happy thanksgiving man.
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at least it isn't impacted e coli colons again
with prions on top
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Again? The same thing happened last year.
 Quoting: the deplorable catnahalf


Every year I honor my grandmother with this post. It's her silly joke. RIP Carmella.
 Quoting: Hawk-02

I was going to post that this joke is as old as the hills, and twice as dusty, until I read the part about your grandma. Good post, good reason to post it. Carry on. 5*
 Quoting: last one


You are a solid dude. Happy thanksgiving man.
 Quoting: Hawk-02


And, to you, sir. Happy Holidays, from a fellow Missourian.
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They forgot to butter their [email protected]
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Be careful, you could get sued for defamation. Might want to edit the title. Write BudderBalls Turkey or something. You never know nowadays brother. Fandango Rangers need to keep ridin'
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Hawk, you going wild weasel?
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Only ROO I SAY Only ROOSTERS have balls son...BALLS I SAY!
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#1: [link to www.eater.com]

#2: :bert-facepalm:
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Again? The same thing happened last year.
 Quoting: the deplorable catnahalf


Every year I honor my grandmother with this post. It's her silly joke. RIP Carmella.
 Quoting: Hawk-02


Takes a lot of balls to pull that joke on here more than once... people on here have incredible memories.
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Talk about a false flag distraction as they press on the red button.
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