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DOOM ALERT: Computer Programmer has performed complex calculations which suggest the apocalypse will occur by the end of 2016

 
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DOOM ALERT: Computer Programmer has performed complex calculations which suggest the apocalypse will occur by the end of 2016
Will the world END this month? Computer programmer claims Jesus will return to destroy the planet in latest bizarre claim

A Christian computer programmer has put together a complex calculation

She says that it is based on the 'seventy sevens' from the Book of Daniel

In 2016, Jesus will guide people to heaven and leave the planet totally sterile for 1,000 years

Nora Roth, a Christian computer programmer, says she has performed complex calculations which suggest the apocalypse will occur by the end of 2016.

At that point, 'everlasting righteousness will be brought in', and Earth will be 'left to rest' for a millennium.


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heaven help us Second Coming of Jesus to spark New Year’s Eve apocalypse and WIPE OUT life on Earth, boffin claims


Christian doom-mongers fear the end of the world will take place before the beginning of 2017
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First comes the "grat city of babylon" down to the earth and than the false prophet and the antichrist. so we are about 10-15 years away...
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All life on earth sounds like someone that must be resisted at all costs.
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Those poor Christians have had 2,000 years of failed dates.

But they'll be right any day now!
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Re: DOOM ALERT: Computer Programmer has performed complex calculations which suggest the apocalypse will occur by the end of 2016
Will the world END this month? Computer programmer claims Jesus will return to destroy the planet in latest bizarre claim

A Christian computer programmer has put together a complex calculation

She says that it is based on the 'seventy sevens' from the Book of Daniel

In 2016, Jesus will guide people to heaven and leave the planet totally sterile for 1,000 years

Nora Roth, a Christian computer programmer, says she has performed complex calculations which suggest the apocalypse will occur by the end of 2016.

At that point, 'everlasting righteousness will be brought in', and Earth will be 'left to rest' for a millennium.


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"However, no one knows the day or hour when these things will happen, not even the angels in heaven or the Son himself. Only the Father knows.

Matthew 24:36
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70 360 day years have elapsed since the foundation of Israel-nothing happened its over
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Re: DOOM ALERT: Computer Programmer has performed complex calculations which suggest the apocalypse will occur by the end of 2016
Will the world END this month? Computer programmer claims Jesus will return to destroy the planet in latest bizarre claim

A Christian computer programmer has put together a complex calculation

She says that it is based on the 'seventy sevens' from the Book of Daniel

In 2016, Jesus will guide people to heaven and leave the planet totally sterile for 1,000 years

Nora Roth, a Christian computer programmer, says she has performed complex calculations which suggest the apocalypse will occur by the end of 2016.

At that point, 'everlasting righteousness will be brought in', and Earth will be 'left to rest' for a millennium.


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LOL!! Very original AC. You should take your show on the road. You'll be HUGE!
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Oh it was based on a fictional book.
I thought he would have used actual data
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"However, no one knows the day or hour when these things will happen, not even the angels in heaven or the Son himself. Only the Father knows.

Matthew 24:36
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...okay then...let's all make a guess as to the exact time of the doom...the winner...still loooooses!

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Good, we haven't had a doom date fail in...oh I don't know...2 days or so. Good job op, keeping the GLP tradition alive.
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Good, we haven't had a doom date fail in...oh I don't know...2 days or so. Good job op, keeping the GLP tradition alive.
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I'm a traditionalist.
Merry Christmas.
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Re: DOOM ALERT: Computer Programmer has performed complex calculations which suggest the apocalypse will occur by the end of 2016
Will the world END this month? Computer programmer claims Jesus will return to destroy the planet in latest bizarre claim

A Christian computer programmer has put together a complex calculation

She says that it is based on the 'seventy sevens' from the Book of Daniel

In 2016, Jesus will guide people to heaven and leave the planet totally sterile for 1,000 years

Nora Roth, a Christian computer programmer, says she has performed complex calculations which suggest the apocalypse will occur by the end of 2016.

At that point, 'everlasting righteousness will be brought in', and Earth will be 'left to rest' for a millennium.


Read more: [link to www.dailymail.co.uk]
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That's not what it states in the Book of Revelations...

Jesus is suppose to reign for a millennium on Earth with the aid of a few righteous that will be setup as kings and rule over their land....
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Doom is off,I already bought my 4k tv for Christmas.
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Re: DOOM ALERT: Computer Programmer has performed complex calculations which suggest the apocalypse will occur by the end of 2016
Will the world END this month? Computer programmer claims Jesus will return to destroy the planet in latest bizarre claim

A Christian computer programmer has put together a complex calculation

She says that it is based on the 'seventy sevens' from the Book of Daniel

In 2016, Jesus will guide people to heaven and leave the planet totally sterile for 1,000 years

Nora Roth, a Christian computer programmer, says she has performed complex calculations which suggest the apocalypse will occur by the end of 2016.

At that point, 'everlasting righteousness will be brought in', and Earth will be 'left to rest' for a millennium.


Read more: [link to www.dailymail.co.uk]
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Short term doom is the best!popcorn
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Re: DOOM ALERT: Computer Programmer has performed complex calculations which suggest the apocalypse will occur by the end of 2016
Will the world END this month? Computer programmer claims Jesus will return to destroy the planet in latest bizarre claim

A Christian computer programmer has put together a complex calculation

She says that it is based on the 'seventy sevens' from the Book of Daniel

In 2016, Jesus will guide people to heaven and leave the planet totally sterile for 1,000 years

Nora Roth, a Christian computer programmer, says she has performed complex calculations which suggest the apocalypse will occur by the end of 2016.

At that point, 'everlasting righteousness will be brought in', and Earth will be 'left to rest' for a millennium.


Read more: [link to www.dailymail.co.uk]
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Short term doom is the best!popcorn
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Re: DOOM ALERT: Computer Programmer has performed complex calculations which suggest the apocalypse will occur by the end of 2016
Good, we haven't had a doom date fail in...oh I don't know...2 days or so. Good job op, keeping the GLP tradition alive.
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We haven't had a doom date since December 3rd when the markets were to carsh due to stuxnet(sp) virus.
He should have posted straight to GLP and not some British tabloid.
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People will be eating and drinking....

Is this Christmas or New Years?
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2017 is the end
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Those poor Christians have had 2,000 years of failed dates.

But they'll be right any day now!
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that is fine, since our God never misses dates.
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Re: DOOM ALERT: Computer Programmer has performed complex calculations which suggest the apocalypse will occur by the end of 2016
I wish people would stop using the word 'Apocalypse'.... go look up the meaning. Sheesh....

It means to 'reveal' or 'revelation'. Not to destroy or have zombies running around. It is so true that the hearts and imagination of man is continually evil.

God is going to reveal all so that the mystery is solved. You will know why we have sent through this Earth age.

Christ will come to establish his Kingdom on Earth. It will be a time of rejuvenation and peace. And more specifically teaching. All will know the Truth for the Truth will walk among us.

The world will be anew and replenished as it should have been. This isn't with angels wings flying around playing harps and choirs with halos singing. This is about a natural and very advanced civilization.

The problem is that most folks get some strange imagery in their heads when people talk about Christ. This needs to be dispelled.

The Holy Scriptures are all coming to pass. Those that cannot see, will not see until the appointed time. This is for their protection. But it does make it harder when some of these idiots start mocking or picking on those that can see and hear. The same happened to Christ and can be expected for those that follow Christ. But the reward is great.

That all stated, the Antichrist, Satan defacto, will come first. Then Christ will return.
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she is christian mentioned 2 times
strange
targeted much ?
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Good, we haven't had a doom date fail in...oh I don't know...2 days or so. Good job op, keeping the GLP tradition alive.
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We haven't had a doom date since December 3rd when the markets were to carsh due to stuxnet(sp) virus.
He should have posted straight to GLP and not some British tabloid.
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I think it was for ratings....

Didn't the Queen even mention that there would be no Christmas this year....
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Re: DOOM ALERT: Computer Programmer has performed complex calculations which suggest the apocalypse will occur by the end of 2016
Will the world END this month? Computer programmer claims Jesus will return to destroy the planet in latest bizarre claim

A Christian computer programmer has put together a complex calculation

She says that it is based on the 'seventy sevens' from the Book of Daniel

In 2016, Jesus will guide people to heaven and leave the planet totally sterile for 1,000 years

Nora Roth, a Christian computer programmer, says she has performed complex calculations which suggest the apocalypse will occur by the end of 2016.

At that point, 'everlasting righteousness will be brought in', and Earth will be 'left to rest' for a millennium.


Read more: [link to www.dailymail.co.uk]
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she has no clue about the last 1000 years. So, I call bs.
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First comes the "grat city of babylon" down to the earth and than the false prophet and the antichrist. so we are about 10-15 years away...
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[link to redefininggod.com]

...“Syria is not just another part of the world of Islam. From an Islamic eschatological perspective, Syria is at the heart – the very heart – of the end of history. There are three main actors at the end of history in Islamic eschatology:

The most important of them all is the return of Jesus, the son of Mary, the true messiah.

And then there is another figure in the end of history who seeks to impersonate the true messiah, and he is the false messiah. The Christians call him the Antichrist, and …Muhammad… called him Al-Masih ad-Dajjal, or Dajjal the false messiah.

And the third important figure in Islamic eschatology at the end of history is the Imam, or the Prince – in Christian theology he’s known as the Prince, or Imam al-Mahdi.

And these three main actors of the end of history are all going to be simultaneously present in Damascus. Imam al-Mahdi [Assad] will already be there. Dajjal [Erdogan] will come to attack him. And at that time when Dajjal is ready for the confrontation with the Imam, the Son of Mary [Putin] returns.”

So the Dajjal has now admitted that he went into Syria to destroy the Mahdi, but he was prevented from doing so by the “true messiah,” the Son of Mary (Putin’s mother was named Maria Shelomova). According to the globalist prophecy plan, Putin will first be presented as the Judeo-Christian messiah, then he’ll be unmasked as the “true Antichrist” about 3.5 years after he takes over the UN. The globalists’ “true Christ” figure will then show up to defeat him 3.5 years after that.

And with that bit of prophetic sleight of hand, they intend to take total control over us under their “Kingdom of Christ,” which will be completely devoid of any democratic structures.
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has some merit but she uses a NOW niv Bible so yea. good luck with that..
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First comes the "grat city of babylon" down to the earth and than the false prophet and the antichrist. so we are about 10-15 years away...
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[link to redefininggod.com]

...“Syria is not just another part of the world of Islam. From an Islamic eschatological perspective, Syria is at the heart – the very heart – of the end of history. There are three main actors at the end of history in Islamic eschatology:

The most important of them all is the return of Jesus, the son of Mary, the true messiah.

And then there is another figure in the end of history who seeks to impersonate the true messiah, and he is the false messiah. The Christians call him the Antichrist, and …Muhammad… called him Al-Masih ad-Dajjal, or Dajjal the false messiah.

And the third important figure in Islamic eschatology at the end of history is the Imam, or the Prince – in Christian theology he’s known as the Prince, or Imam al-Mahdi.

And these three main actors of the end of history are all going to be simultaneously present in Damascus. Imam al-Mahdi [Assad] will already be there. Dajjal [Erdogan] will come to attack him. And at that time when Dajjal is ready for the confrontation with the Imam, the Son of Mary [Putin] returns.”

So the Dajjal has now admitted that he went into Syria to destroy the Mahdi, but he was prevented from doing so by the “true messiah,” the Son of Mary (Putin’s mother was named Maria Shelomova). According to the globalist prophecy plan, Putin will first be presented as the Judeo-Christian messiah, then he’ll be unmasked as the “true Antichrist” about 3.5 years after he takes over the UN. The globalists’ “true Christ” figure will then show up to defeat him 3.5 years after that.

And with that bit of prophetic sleight of hand, they intend to take total control over us under their “Kingdom of Christ,” which will be completely devoid of any democratic structures.
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the auther of that website is a well read lost hellrider.
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When Jesus comes back am going to throw tomatoes at him
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Well if its a computer programmer ...


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