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My balls won't stop itching please help.

 
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My balls won't stop itching please help.
I shower and put baby powder on them and they still itch. I play a lot of sports and have a 8inch penis. Not sure if chafing comes from that. My gym coach says its normal.
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12/19/2016 12:57 AM
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It feels like fire ants biting
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12/19/2016 12:59 AM
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Just a mild case of gonorrhea...
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12/19/2016 01:01 AM
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GLP has really taken a downturn. ah well.
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Buy the cream for jock itch sold at CVS
uh...
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UR ALLERGIC TO PERFUME OR CORNSTARCH

OR CORN

OR TALC.

OR BABIES...
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Rub some A-1 on your balls.
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die.
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Re: My balls won't stop itching please help.
Rub some A-1 on your balls.
 Quoting: Debauchery


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Cut them off with a hatchet.
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UR ALLERGIC TO PERFUME OR CORNSTARCH

OR CORN

OR TALC.

OR BABIES...
 Quoting: uh... 73378466


OR U GOTS DUH CWABS
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12/19/2016 01:03 AM
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Stop shaving your balls. Start dipping in A1 steak sauce, you should know this by now. You probably got a wicked case of crabs. lol
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12/19/2016 01:07 AM
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Cat scratch fever mr. Crabs
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Rub some A-1 on your balls.
 Quoting: Debauchery


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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73631066


It has ingredients in it that will calm the itch and kill fungus.
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die.
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12/19/2016 01:09 AM
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The funniest part is, you guys actually entertain him! hahahahhahaha
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12/19/2016 01:16 AM
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Been there, it's Dermitits not jock-itch, it'll make you want to itch your balls off. get this from your doctor- Triamcinolone -it's prescription only. It's not instant, but after a few days you'll be all good like you was born again.
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12/19/2016 01:17 AM
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and what does telling us you have an 8 inch penis?

how does that help the doctor diagnose your nastiness?
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12/19/2016 01:17 AM
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Quit sweating so much
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Ow my balls!
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12/19/2016 01:20 AM
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Been there, it's Dermitits not jock-itch, it'll make you want to itch your balls off. get this from your doctor- Triamcinolone -it's prescription only. It's not instant, but after a few days you'll be all good like you was born again.
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5a5a
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and what does telling us you have an 8 inch penis?

how does that help the doctor diagnose your nastiness?
 Quoting: Astral Goat


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, 8 inches divided by 4 is more like it. Not only is his balls flaring up, his anus is also shooting flames.
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12/19/2016 01:27 AM
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UR ALLERGIC TO PERFUME OR CORNSTARCH

OR CORN

OR TALC.

OR BABIES...
 Quoting: uh... 73378466


OR U GOTS DUH CWABS
 Quoting: UH.. 73378466


THIS IS PRETTY GOOD ADVICE BUT I FERGOTS TO ADK YOU IF YA SCRATCHED THEM FIRST..
AND IF YA DID

REAL HARD?
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12/19/2016 01:31 AM
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Your boyfriend probably gave you public lice, along with the anal warts
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12/19/2016 01:36 AM
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Re: My balls won't stop itching please help.
I shower and put baby powder on them and they still itch. I play a lot of sports and have a 8inch penis. Not sure if chafing comes from that. My gym coach says its normal.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73631066


BWAHAHAHAH your gym coach says its normal AHAHAhAhAhAH. Was that before or after he put on his latex gloves? Did he give you a reach around to determine how normal it was? BWAHAHAHAHAHA
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12/19/2016 01:38 AM
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Rub some A-1 on your balls.
 Quoting: Debauchery


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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73631066


It has ingredients in it that will calm the itch and kill fungus.
 Quoting: Debauchery


Ancient GLP secret, huh?

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Rub some A-1 on your balls.
 Quoting: Debauchery


?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73631066


It has ingredients in it that will calm the itch and kill fungus.
 Quoting: Debauchery


Ancient GLP secret, huh?

:truestory:
 Quoting: PirateMonkey-elect


Just to clarify for folks the secret is A-1 Brand Steak Sauce.

Found in fine grocery stores near you.
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Dencorub.
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IS THAT LIKE VEGEMITE?????
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12/19/2016 01:57 AM
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Voltaren, or deep heat.

Rub it on thick.
Malachi 1:11
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FENYANYL..A BIG PATCH OF IT...
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Rub some A-1 on your balls.
 Quoting: Debauchery


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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73631066


It has ingredients in it that will calm the itch and kill fungus.
 Quoting: Debauchery


hesright





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