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IM SO sick of dating women for awhile only to find out that they have poor personal hygiene

 
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12/19/2016 12:57 AM
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IM SO sick of dating women for awhile only to find out that they have poor personal hygiene
they seem cute and normal at first, a few days with them and things almost always take a turn for the worst.

they start farting in bed and taking nasty diareah squirts in the crapper. you find out shes eating canned beans and chicken sandwitches from wendys 3 times a week. you smell some funky bo in the middle of the night as the bottle of wine she drank is seeping through her pores

you see her feet in the morning and she has hangnails and fungus on her hairy toes. she has bags under her eyes from years of wearing low quality toxic makeup

you see trash in her kitchen that hasnt been cleaned in years. her cat has been pissing on the basement carpet....

always the same
Anonymous Coward
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12/19/2016 12:59 AM
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Re: IM SO sick of dating women for awhile only to find out that they have poor personal hygiene
My girls pussy smells like nilla wafers. I can eat that shit till the sun comes up. Smelly pussy is the worst.

Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/19/2016 01:14 AM
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Re: IM SO sick of dating women for awhile only to find out that they have poor personal hygiene
i once dates a girl for a full month, only spent a few nights at my place. then one sunday i go over to visit her in the afternoon. she literally stunk. i found out she got drunk on friday and has been sitting around in the same sweat pants for two full days with no shower, no deoderant and eating junk food, sitting on the couch and watching tv.

i was like who is this stanky creature. the very least she could have done was shower up knowing i was coming over. i made some excuse and left and never talked to her again
Anonymous Coward
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12/19/2016 01:14 AM
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12/19/2016 01:16 AM
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I don't know if it's hygiene or not but how do I tell my girlfriend her pussy stinks? It doesn't smell terrible. It just doesn't smell right. And it doesn't taste right. Great girl though
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12/19/2016 01:18 AM
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I don't know if it's hygiene or not but how do I tell my girlfriend her pussy stinks? It doesn't smell terrible. It just doesn't smell right. And it doesn't taste right. Great girl though
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5095013


You could say you have an UTI and she needs to see a doc. Most likely thats what it is
Anonymous Coward
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12/19/2016 01:22 AM
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fish smell is too much loads in her. I had one like that, i dumped her because i always wore a jimmy. And this ho stank.
Anonymous Coward
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12/19/2016 01:24 AM
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Re: IM SO sick of dating women for awhile only to find out that they have poor personal hygiene
Start dating white women, they have better hygiene than the African women.
Anonymous Coward
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12/19/2016 01:32 AM
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SSRIs will make their gashes stinkier and head crazier
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12/19/2016 01:50 AM
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Where the fuck are you guys finding all these sweat hogs?

I've only ran into 1 gash that stunk so bad I had to back out.

A couple of funky ones but I just powered thru. Of course I never called them again.
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12/19/2016 02:27 AM
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SSRIs will make their gashes stinkier and head crazier
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Harder to reach orgasm. Less enjoyment of sex. The fucked up part is this makes them even more depressed.
That's part of my screening process now. Red fucking flag.
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Re: IM SO sick of dating women for awhile only to find out that they have poor personal hygiene
they seem cute and normal at first, a few days with them and things almost always take a turn for the worst.

they start farting in bed and taking nasty diareah squirts in the crapper. you find out shes eating canned beans and chicken sandwitches from wendys 3 times a week. you smell some funky bo in the middle of the night as the bottle of wine she drank is seeping through her pores

you see her feet in the morning and she has hangnails and fungus on her hairy toes. she has bags under her eyes from years of wearing low quality toxic makeup

you see trash in her kitchen that hasnt been cleaned in years. her cat has been pissing on the basement carpet....

always the same
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73454422


When you went in for the first kiss and her breath smelled like she had been Eating Cat Turds from the Litterbox like they were Milkduds, you should have gotten a clue.

If I smell Cat shit when I walk in her door, Im turning around and the bitch aint getting no Dick that night!
Anonymous Coward
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12/19/2016 06:52 AM
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A couple of funky ones but I just powered thru.
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chuckle
seniorpatriot

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12/19/2016 11:08 AM
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Re: IM SO sick of dating women for awhile only to find out that they have poor personal hygiene
What? Men don't stink? Oh yes they do.
Sani-Claud

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12/19/2016 11:19 AM
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Re: IM SO sick of dating women for awhile only to find out that they have poor personal hygiene
they seem cute and normal at first, a few days with them and things almost always take a turn for the worst.

they start farting in bed and taking nasty diareah squirts in the crapper. you find out shes eating canned beans and chicken sandwitches from wendys 3 times a week. you smell some funky bo in the middle of the night as the bottle of wine she drank is seeping through her pores

you see her feet in the morning and she has hangnails and fungus on her hairy toes. she has bags under her eyes from years of wearing low quality toxic makeup

you see trash in her kitchen that hasnt been cleaned in years. her cat has been pissing on the basement carpet....

always the same
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73454422


When you went in for the first kiss and her breath smelled like she had been Eating Cat Turds from the Litterbox like they were Milkduds, you should have gotten a clue.

If I smell Cat shit when I walk in her door, Im turning around and the bitch aint getting no Dick that night!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73624802


Haha, how about if you smell CatFish?
Anonymous Coward
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12/19/2016 11:20 AM
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dont date drunken hairy toed retards then
Sani-Claud

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12/19/2016 11:23 AM
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nom nom
The Deporable Redneck Carnac

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12/19/2016 11:31 AM
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nom nom
 Quoting: Sani-Claud


How can a woman that fat still have no tits worth mentioning.
Have a nice day = GFY. GFY = Go Fuck Yourself. If this offends you then have a nice day.
Anonymous Coward
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12/19/2016 11:54 AM
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:nom nom:
 Quoting: Sani-Claud


My dick is the size of her arm.
Anonymous Coward
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12/19/2016 11:58 AM
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Re: IM SO sick of dating women for awhile only to find out that they have poor personal hygiene
Drugs and alcohol contribute to bad smells

FYI

Use to work in healthcare

Yeast infections are rampant due to poor diet
Drug and alcohol use
Anonymous Coward
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12/19/2016 12:18 PM
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Re: IM SO sick of dating women for awhile only to find out that they have poor personal hygiene
Yep I was dating this woman. She looked very attractive only problem she had these random animal hairs not much but you could see them.

So I was allowed to come over to her apartment. I left 30 min later.

I could not take it,godamn that fucking cat she owned. Hair everywhere on her bed on her jacket ect. Just everywhere.

She was like what's wrong? I say...these cat hairs everywhere fucking gross. You ever heard of hygiëne?

She says it's not that bad. This ain't working. I don't even want to see her cooking.
Anonymous Coward
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12/19/2016 12:23 PM
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I remember dating this girl years ago and she was a stunner. Brunette, model quality. But her breath STUNK like a camels shitty arsehole. Never judge a book by its cover.
Anonymous Coward
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12/19/2016 12:34 PM
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Re: IM SO sick of dating women for awhile only to find out that they have poor personal hygiene
Maybe you should stop picking up 'dates' from the street corners. Just sayin'...
Anonymous Coward
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12/19/2016 12:36 PM
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This is the number one reason girls get tossed around like garbage: they live like garbage unless trained otherwise.
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12/19/2016 12:39 PM
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:nom nom:
 Quoting: Sani-Claud


wow so thats what lady jane smith looks like.
Rick the dick

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12/20/2016 02:23 PM
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Re: IM SO sick of dating women for awhile only to find out that they have poor personal hygiene
Where the fuck are you guys finding all these sweat hogs?

I've only ran into 1 gash that stunk so bad I had to back out.

A couple of funky ones but I just powered thru. Of course I never called them again.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73631147


Lol! you are a true soldier
BadMoonRising
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12/20/2016 02:25 PM
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You sound like a potentoial serial killer.
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12/20/2016 02:26 PM
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:nom nom:
 Quoting: Sani-Claud


That was her husband
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12/20/2016 02:32 PM
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eekalert
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12/20/2016 02:39 PM
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Re: IM SO sick of dating women for awhile only to find out that they have poor personal hygiene
My girls pussy smells like nilla wafers. I can eat that shit till the sun comes up. Smelly pussy is the worst.

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Since reading this I have had the smell of Vanilla Wafers in my nose. But I can't buy them now because it's going to make me think about vaginas.
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