Met a girl at New Year's Eve party, organized a date for tonight
And thought it would be a good idea to shave my balls for the first time ever.

Turns out that it's not possible to shave balls and now my sack is a fuckin mess.

The blood stuck my balls to my underwear and when I tried to remove them
the bleeding started all over again.

Even worse is my housemate took a photo of me removing the blood soaked jocks and put it on his facebook