Trump, Seuss, Kimmel-- some good humor while we wait (video)

For those who can't or don't watch video---

Winners aren't losers.
They're winners like me.
A loser's a loser.
Which one will you be?

Winners do deals and winners get rich,
While sad little losers just sit there and bitch.

The dog is a loser, and frankly, I pity it.
This dog did bad deals. This dog is an idiot.

And poor Mr. Bear, he must feel like a loser,
Valeting that 2006 PT Cruiser.

This lobster's a loser, throw him in the pot.
I like a lobster who doesn't get caught.

Those losers are failures who get nothing done.
Just do what I do and you'll be No. 1.

Now, here are some frogs I do not like at all.
We must kick these frogs out and then build a wall.

Oh the place you'll go, on your yacht, on your plane,
With your suits from Milan and your wives from Ukraine.

Oh the buildings you'll build, oh the wealth you'll amass,
All the people around you all kissing your ass.

There are two kind of people, which one will you be?
A loser like them?

Or a winner...
Trump: "Like me."

They should perform at Trump Inauguration.




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Is Rosie boycotting?

Almost feel bad for Rosie. Imagine your mortal enemy being voted in as prez

So nice hes making the rounds on the talk show circuit as the next celebrity President.

Thats right its ok cause its Trump.
Obama did it and folks made a stink.

I gotta keep a countdown list of all the things Trump does that all who made a stink about Obama doing, will, this time be applauding cause its Trump.

No right no wrong. All is ok if its your guy doing it but wrong if someone else you dont like does it.

I see how it works now.

Not to mention the dealing hes applauding and vileness.

But its ok. Its Trump

I want to buy a copy...I'll read it to my granddaughter!

Too bad they didn't think to actually publish, I would have bought them both.

Don't worry - I am sure the Chinese printers are working overtime already seeing as it is not copyrighted....

On alibaba soon!

You can buy a poor quality small fake copy on Amazon, missed opportunity, would have made a fun Christmas gift.....

Obama spent 6 of his 8 years in office blaming his predecessor.

I can't wait to hear the Cult-Of-O'Bama people make noise when Trump does HALF what O'Bama did, for which they remained silent.

She's a tough lady, she can handle it.

ME too.

A winner would look in the mirror,admit faults and grow,Rossie will continue to spiral into the abyss.

Its funnier now because he won

Yes, I agree.