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How do I tell my mail order bride to lose some weight?

 
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How do I tell my mail order bride to lose some weight?
My mail order bride has clearly gained some weight since her original photos, how do I tell her she needs to lose some weight before I put a ring on her finger?
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01/16/2017 09:31 PM
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Re: How do I tell my mail order bride to lose some weight?
Get a translator
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01/16/2017 09:33 PM
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Re: How do I tell my mail order bride to lose some weight?
Tell her you simply cant afford the potage fees.

They do charge by weight these days...
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01/16/2017 09:33 PM
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Re: How do I tell my mail order bride to lose some weight?
Tell her... " Drop some fat or GTFO"
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01/16/2017 09:34 PM
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Re: How do I tell my mail order bride to lose some weight?
Tell her the return policy on your order is 90 days and the clock is ticking.
I was thinking about what a friend had said. I was hoping it was a lie.
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Re: How do I tell my mail order bride to lose some weight?
return to sender
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Re: How do I tell my mail order bride to lose some weight?
Learn how to speak Congo
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Re: How do I tell my mail order bride to lose some weight?
Tell her you want to see her parents one last time. Start boarding the plane and duck out on her saying you need to make a call. Dont check your own baggage and tell agent you have to be elsewhere. Will waste you a ticket but she gone. No one orders fat for a mail order bride. Life lesson learned for you.
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Re: How do I tell my mail order bride to lose some weight?
My mail order bride has clearly gained some weight since her original photos, how do I tell her she needs to lose some weight before I put a ring on her finger?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73607908


Tell her they charge shipping by weight, and she needs to lose 50 pounds so you can afford the S&H fees on her fat ass.
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Re: How do I tell my mail order bride to lose some weight?
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01/16/2017 09:40 PM
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Re: How do I tell my mail order bride to lose some weight?
Bring her over on a small row boat.
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Re: How do I tell my mail order bride to lose some weight?
Get a translator
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Re: How do I tell my mail order bride to lose some weight?
Cook for her, but only cook non fat foods, and tell her you want to get out, do things go places.
I talked mine into that le.on diet for a week, and she was bodacious
But i left for a month for work, and never got to enjoy time with her





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