How do I tell my mail order bride to lose some weight? | |
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SugarSand User ID: 70297310 United States 01/16/2017 09:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Tell her the return policy on your order is 90 days and the clock is ticking. When the shit hits the fan and the end is just nigh, will you cry out to Heaven? Will you lie down and die? Not me, my dear one - THIS IS MY SACRED LIFE - to no one nor no thing I'll surrender. For how does one know where when dead she will go, or if sweet Mother Earth he'll remember? - Sug |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 73654794 United States 01/16/2017 09:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Tell her you want to see her parents one last time. Start boarding the plane and duck out on her saying you need to make a call. Dont check your own baggage and tell agent you have to be elsewhere. Will waste you a ticket but she gone. No one orders fat for a mail order bride. Life lesson learned for you. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 73209849 United States 01/16/2017 09:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My mail order bride has clearly gained some weight since her original photos, how do I tell her she needs to lose some weight before I put a ring on her finger? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73607908 Tell her they charge shipping by weight, and she needs to lose 50 pounds so you can afford the S&H fees on her fat ass. |
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