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TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE INAUGURATION!

 
WHITE GLOVES
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TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE INAUGURATION!
This arrived today!

"Twas the Night Before Inauguration!

Twas the night before Inauguration, and up in the tower,
The Donald reflected on his newfound power.
The conservative masses had come out in force,
And delivered a victory that would chart a new course.

The snowflakes were shell-shocked with tears in their eyes,
The media lied to them . . . What a surprise.
They had been promised a Hillary win,
But the criminal Clinton took one on the chin.

And though from all corners celebrities flew,
They made no impression, for they hadn’t a clue.
They talked about climate, racism, and such,
And they made up good stories . . . But didn’t know much.

The fake news and ignorance came at a cost,
And they can’t understand all the reasons they lost.
They blame it on Comey and Bernie and Vlad,
But fail to acknowledge the one that was bad.

Yes, Hillary Clinton, in many ways flawed,
Was her own biggest hurdle toward getting the nod.
The campaign exposed her corruptness and greed,
And her speeches were punch-less as ten dollar weed.

So out in the streets there arose such a clatter,
It was Soros-paid protestors and Black Lives Matter.
With cities to pillage and windows to smash,
They knew not the issues, but needed the cash.

Eight years of Obama had given them cause,
To expect a replacement of their Santa Claus.
But soon the protestors will feel the pain,
When the wheels fall off of the old gravy train.

And now all the snowflakes are riddled with fear,
Upset and offended by things that they’ll hear.
The cocoa and crayons will help for a while,
But fact-based opinions will soon cramp their style.

I originally supported, and voted, for Cruz,
In the end, I would vote for whoever they choose.
He wasn’t my first choice, but soon I would cede,
The one they call Trump is the one that we need.

I saw him on TV in front of a crowd,
He spoke about veterans, it made me feel proud.
He spoke about energy, safety, and jobs,
Taking this country back from the Washington snobs.

He was dressed in Armani, all tailored and neat,
And the Brunos he wore made the outfit complete.
For a man of his vintage, he seemed rather fit,
And he looked presidential, I have to admit.

His eyes glowed like embers, his smile was the best,
And his hair was the color of my old hunting vest.
His love for this country was on full display,
And his actions spoke louder than his words could say.

He thanked all his voters, and before he was gone,
Saved thousands of jobs while Obama looked on.
The fate of this country left nothing to chance,
So, he filled out his cabinet weeks in advance.

The men he had chosen were of the same mind,
Let’s set the bar high, and not lead from behind.
He picked up his phone as he rose from his seat,
With a flick of his finger, he sent out this tweet;

“Now Mattis!, now Kelly!’ now Sessions! And Pruitt!
On Perry! On Flynn, You’re the ones who can do it.
Start lifting restrictions and building the wall,
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!”;

The roar of his audience rose from the stands,
He kissed all their babies and shook all their hands.
He answered their questions and calmed all their fears,
They knew it would be a fantastic four years.
Then he jumped in his limo, and off to his jet,
A fellow that Liberals won’t soon forget.
He sent one more tweet as the evening expired;
“Happy Inauguration to all,
AND OBAMA – YOU’RE FIRED!”

Last Edited by WHITE GLOVES on 01/19/2017 02:09 PM
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Re: TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE INAUGURATION!
Let me be the first to say: brilliant!
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This requires a pin, please.

Everyone should copy, print, share.

An annual Christmas reading!
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Let me be the first to say: brilliant!
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Thank-you!
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I will give this the bump it deserves!

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Let me be the first to say: brilliant!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73761529


hesright
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Thanks for the stars!
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trumpclappa
Idealism is a wonderful thing, as long as you have someone rational to put it to good use.
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:trumpclappa:
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hf
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I left my Christmas lights up so I can turn them on all day tomorrow.

grinning

We're also grilling out and setting off fireworks. My liberal neighbors are going to hate us.

chuckle

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Totally EPIC !!! rockon
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applause2

I left my Christmas lights up so I can turn them on all day tomorrow.

grinning

We're also grilling out and setting off fireworks. My liberal neighbors are going to hate us.

chuckle
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My Christmas lights are up, too. We still have several feet of snow, so I will add the fireworks tomorrow! Great idea!
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Totally EPIC !!! rockon
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Thanks.

A pin would be nice...more people would then share it!
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applause2

I left my Christmas lights up so I can turn them on all day tomorrow.

grinning

We're also grilling out and setting off fireworks. My liberal neighbors are going to hate us.

chuckle
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My Christmas lights are up, too. We still have several feet of snow, so I will add the fireworks tomorrow! Great idea!
 Quoting: WHITE GLOVES 71800718


Oh yeah, it's Christmas and the 4th of July all rolled into one.

ohyeah
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Totally EPIC !!! rockon
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Thanks.

A pin would be nice...more people would then share it!
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Done.
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Totally EPIC !!! rockon
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Thanks.

A pin would be nice...more people would then share it!
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Done.
 Quoting: tiger1


Blessings to you, and this will be great to print and share everywhere...especially for snowflakes to find a gloating copy on their office desks tomorrow!

They deserve it due to their non-stop assaults on Trump since his election!
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Superb, lol.


Obama is leaving..and all through the night, white house staff were busy removing the little shite..
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Superb, lol.


Obama is leaving..and all through the night, white house staff were busy removing the little shite..
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dance
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Who wrote that! I want to shake their hand, cook them dinner and have a party!
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Who wrote that! I want to shake their hand, cook them dinner and have a party!
 Quoting: CrimsonBleu


Along with the person who wrote this...

Grandma got run over by the Trump train.
Rigging all the polls election eve.
You can say there's no such thing as karma.
But as for me and America we believe.
She'd been drinking too much kool aid.
And we begged her not to cheat.
But she wasn't on medication.
So she made deals with Arabs and DC elites.
Grandma got run over by the Trump train.
Rigging all the polls election eve.
You can say there's no such thing as karma.
But as for me and America we believe.
When we found her the next morning.
People all screamed Trump was worse.
She had track marks on her forehead.
And incriminating emails in her purse.
Grandma got run over by the Trump train.
Rigging all the polls election eve.
You can say there's no such thing as karma.
But as for me and America we believe.
Now we're not real proud of liberals
They've not been taking it real well.
See them burning down their cities
Looting stores and overall just raising hell.
Grandma got run over by the Trump train.
Rigging all the polls election eve.
You can say there's no such thing as karma.
But as for me and America we believe.
Now that Trump has won the White House.
All the snowflakes are about to crack.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Will he let illegals stay or send them back?
SEND THEM BACK!!!
Grandma got run over by the Trump train.
Rigging all the polls election eve.
You can say there's no such thing as karma.
But as for me and America we believe.
Now the economy is on an upswing.
And Americans sleep in peace. Ahh.
And the red white and blue fireworks.
Remind me how Mattis will deal with the middle east.
Grandma got run over by the Trump train.
Rigging all the polls election eve.
You can say there's no such thing as karma.
But as for me and America we believe.
I celebrated with all my neighbors.
As Hillary fell from grace.
And now it makes me proud to say
God bless President Trump and the USA!
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Fan effing Tastic!
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There's a 95% chance you are a candy ass uniparty tory.
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Ive got a nice assortment of edibles for the festivities...going on journey folks.
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Somehow someone hacked into my original post above and placed a link, which I have removed. It was a link to an apparently conservative news site I had never heard of, which I will not name here.

How did that happen?
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Somehow someone hacked into my original post above and placed a link, which I have removed. It was a link to an apparently conservative news site I had never heard of, which I will not name here.

How did that happen?
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Who wrote that! I want to shake their hand, cook them dinner and have a party!
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No credit given but it says, "We’d like to thank a follower on our 100 Percent FED UP Facebook page for sending us this AWESOME poem to celebrate President-elect Donald J. Trump and his inauguration:" and is signed -Anonymous
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I just changed my password...someone hacked into my account and placed a link in my OP above, which I have removed.
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Who wrote that! I want to shake their hand, cook them dinner and have a party!
 Quoting: CrimsonBleu

No credit given but it says, "We’d like to thank a follower on our 100 Percent FED UP Facebook page for sending us this AWESOME poem to celebrate President-elect Donald J. Trump and his inauguration:" and is signed -Anonymous
 Quoting: Seeker of Truth


How did you place link to that into my post?
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