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Masturbation is a sin? Why not farting? I mean, which is more disgusting?

 
Benjamin Wanklin
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01/31/2017 04:35 PM
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Masturbation is a sin? Why not farting? I mean, which is more disgusting?
They say that masturbation is a sin, while farting is a "normal bodily function". Bullshit, I think it should be the other way around. I mean, I can go for weeks without farting, but as for jacking off, that's my lifestyle.

Thou Shalt Not Fart should be in the Holy Bible, I say we make it the 11th Commandment. Then the 12th Commandment is Thou Shalt Jack Off Whenever Thou Wants. Now there's some religion I can live with.
Anonymous Coward
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01/31/2017 04:49 PM
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Re: Masturbation is a sin? Why not farting? I mean, which is more disgusting?
I agree 100%! ALso overly hairy arms and mustaches on women needs to be banned immediately!

Good point though because farting is so much more disgusting than masturbating yet people glance over it and makes jokes about it!
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01/31/2017 05:02 PM
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Re: Masturbation is a sin? Why not farting? I mean, which is more disgusting?
One excreted precious fluid your body must rebuild from existing nutrients, and the other get rid of excess bass that creates areas of fermentation in the body.
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01/31/2017 05:03 PM
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Re: Masturbation is a sin? Why not farting? I mean, which is more disgusting?
Excess gas*
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01/31/2017 05:04 PM
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Re: Masturbation is a sin? Why not farting? I mean, which is more disgusting?
farting WHILE masterbating is the bomb!
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01/31/2017 05:05 PM
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Re: Masturbation is a sin? Why not farting? I mean, which is more disgusting?
beating off is not a sin.

Men have been whackin the pud since long before Jesus.
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01/31/2017 05:52 PM
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Re: Masturbation is a sin? Why not farting? I mean, which is more disgusting?
Farting clears the mind of such sinful ideas as masturbation. Eat lots of beans.
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01/31/2017 05:53 PM
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Re: Masturbation is a sin? Why not farting? I mean, which is more disgusting?
farting WHILE masterbating is the bomb!
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