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MAJOR UFO EVENT to come TODAY triggering the END TIMES

 
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The Triumph of Bullshit
T.S. Eliot


Ladies, on whom my attentions have waited
If you consider my merits are small
Etiolated, alembicated,
Orotund, tasteless, fantastical,
Monotonous, crotchety, constipated,
Impotent galamatias
Affected, possibly imitated,
For Christ's sake stick it up your ass.

Ladies, who find my intentions ridiculous
Awkward, insipid and horribly gauche
Pompous, pretentious, ineptly meticulous
Dull as the heart of an unbaked brioche
Floundering versicles feebly versiculous
Often attenuate, frequently crass
Attempts at emotion that turn isiculous,
For Christ's sake stick it up your ass.

Ladies who think me unduly vociferous
Amiable cabotin making a noise
That people may cry out "this stuff is too stiff for us"-
Ingenuous child with a box of new toys
Toy lions carnivorous, cannon fumiferous
Engines vaporous- all this will pass;
Quite innocent, -"he only wants to make shiver us."
For Christ's sake stick it up your ass.

And when thyself with silver foot shall pass
Among the theories scattered on the grass
Take up my good intentions with the rest
And then for Christ's sake stick them up your ass.



bullshit
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How significant are we after all?7billion people on a grain....And the one always knows better than the other....

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02/03/2017 02:15 PM
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OP...thirdphaseofmoon just called and told me to let you know that only they can make up stupid ufo bullshit with straight faces.
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02/03/2017 02:16 PM
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Thread: DEC 31 2016 ORLEANS UFO EVENT and the ENDTIMES (Page 2)

If nothing happens, do you promise not to post anymore dates?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33112160


Yes, I do.

If an UFO event takes place at Orleans on DEC 31st 2016 do you promise to promote it?

The Meek.



You Sir are a liar. I don't know if god can forgive you.
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OP, are you just going to ignore this little bit where your earlier prediction failed and you had promised not to post anymore?


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02/03/2017 02:21 PM
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THe UFO is near me now

I feel sick and low energy

I'm dying
They figured out a long time ago that its much easier to control people when we're all watching the same TV shows, listening to the same radio stations, going to the same movies, looking at the same billboards, eating the same food, and speaking the same language...

:music: [link to nextgenfmradio.com]
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Thread: DEC 31 2016 ORLEANS UFO EVENT and the ENDTIMES (Page 2)

If nothing happens, do you promise not to post anymore dates?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33112160


Yes, I do.

If an UFO event takes place at Orleans on DEC 31st 2016 do you promise to promote it?

The Meek.



You Sir are a liar. I don't know if god can forgive you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73782282









OP, are you just going to ignore this little bit where your earlier prediction failed and you had promised not to post anymore?


banbutton
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73872105


Eric the Raging Fuckhead Julien FAILs yet again.
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THe UFO is near me now

I feel sick and low energy

I'm dying
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Are you a real goat farmer?
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02/03/2017 02:22 PM
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I'm from MIssouri - So "Show me" LOL

hf
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02/03/2017 02:27 PM

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lala. 3 1/2 more hours till another epic FAIL

Last Edited by The watcher 1960 on 02/03/2017 02:29 PM
The watcher1960
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/2 more hours to another epic FAIL
 Quoting: The watcher 1960


You don't need to wait, was a fail, it's a fail and ALWAYS will be a FAIL
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02/03/2017 02:29 PM
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its already a fail ....
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/2 more hours to another epic FAIL
 Quoting: The watcher 1960


You don't need to wait, was a fail, it's a fail and ALWAYS will be a FAIL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73858328


Yeah--anything that Eric Julien writes is an automatic FAIL--no need to wait.
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02/03/2017 02:35 PM
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ufos will not divide us
im not racist.i just hate everyone equally.
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02/03/2017 02:39 PM
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Thank God.


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Rofl!
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are your alien buddies delayed OP?
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02/03/2017 03:29 PM
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How significant are we after all?7billion people on a grain....And the one always knows better than the other....


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69489480


If you are programmed to believe all the space bullshit, I guess. Or maybe thats the reason for the illusion....
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02/03/2017 03:47 PM

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Not this french fuckwit and his ufo's again... putin

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Some of the wonderfuls of the world , meanwhile







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02/03/2017 03:52 PM
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the major event this month is the next Tabby star mysterious DIp, predicted to happen this month.

If it really happens, almost all natural causes will be dismissed and the ETI explanation will gain force.
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02/03/2017 03:57 PM
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Doom porn.
I wish ET really would show themselves in a big and undeniable way.
It would shake up the fundamentalists that I know.
They all insist that ET isn't in the bible so they dont' exist.
ha ha ha
 Quoting: GrumpyOldLady


No it wouldn't. I am a fundamentalists and it wouldn't upset me at all. My God is so awesome that he created lifeforms without end across all the universes! Live in peace man, it is all so cool!

hf
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Is there any other stuff every ones cheaper than most likely but for some that money in debt this morning and we could link below and get ahold of me when your outside of work early tomorrow night gotta hurry though
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Well, who can argue against the PROOF of five YouTube videos?

With that much PROOF, I'm just gobsmacked. I'm going to go shave my dog right now and have sex with my tomato plants.

God bless OP for providing us this PROOF.
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This is why I rarely visit GLP anymore.
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^this^ Is why I come here....DOOM!!
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This is why I rarely visit GLP anymore.
 Quoting: thewanger

^this^ Is why I come here....DOOM!!
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#NotMyUFO
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02/03/2017 04:11 PM
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Please, pin this thread. It will be fulfilled very soon.
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Strange odd thing is, I believe I seen a ufo last night. Good luck with end of times though.
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Damn, did I miss it?