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California's Lake Oroville Main Spillway Severly Damaged/Eroded. Oroville Dam's Recently Reconstructed Main Spillway Fundamentally Flawed

 
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Lake level rose 40 feet in 4 days in 2017. When that snow starts melting, they won't be able to release fast enough
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Local temps into the mid-80s beginning next week.

Sierra snowpack over 150% of average.

Lake only 30 feet from he top.

DWR idiots should be drawing the elevation down right now in anticipation of snowmelt.

If we get a warm, wet Pacific storm that snow will melt quickly and it will be panic all over again just like in 1997.
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Three words Crunchy:

Hot
Air
Balloon

When shit hits fan, inflate balloon. Float above it. SUCCESS!

I think they are only like 5000 USD and no one will blame you, wherever you land, you will be welcomed and known. Second mortgage, hot air balloon, survive.
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Local temps into the mid-80s beginning next week.

Sierra snowpack over 150% of average.

Lake only 30 feet from he top.

DWR idiots should be drawing the elevation down right now in anticipation of snowmelt.

If we get a warm, wet Pacific storm that snow will melt quickly and it will be panic all over again just like in 1997.
 Quoting: Crunch62


Three words Crunchy:

Hot
Air
Balloon

When shit hits fan, inflate balloon. Float above it. SUCCESS!

I think they are only like 5000 USD and no one will blame you, wherever you land, you will be welcomed and known. Second mortgage, hot air balloon, survive.
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Crunch will be fine..it's those unaware sacramento folk that will be dumbfounded and real soon.
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Three words Crunchy:

Hot
Air
Balloon

When shit hits fan, inflate balloon. Float above it. SUCCESS!

I think they are only like 5000 USD and no one will blame you, wherever you land, you will be welcomed and known. Second mortgage, hot air balloon, survive.
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Outstanding idea. I could even tether it in place to observe the mayhem from above.
What the Hell?...
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Local temps into the mid-80s beginning next week.

Sierra snowpack over 150% of average.

Lake only 30 feet from he top.

DWR idiots should be drawing the elevation down right now in anticipation of snowmelt.

If we get a warm, wet Pacific storm that snow will melt quickly and it will be panic all over again just like in 1997.
 Quoting: Crunch62


Three words Crunchy:

Hot
Air
Balloon

When shit hits fan, inflate balloon. Float above it. SUCCESS!

I think they are only like 5000 USD and no one will blame you, wherever you land, you will be welcomed and known. Second mortgage, hot air balloon, survive.
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He doesn't have to land it. He can hover in place and watch over his shit. 5a

Crunch,

If you read this, let us know if you plan to do this. afro
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Three words Crunchy:

Hot
Air
Balloon

When shit hits fan, inflate balloon. Float above it. SUCCESS!

I think they are only like 5000 USD and no one will blame you, wherever you land, you will be welcomed and known. Second mortgage, hot air balloon, survive.
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Outstanding idea. I could even tether it in place to observe the mayhem from above.
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The creeps ripping Crunch off>>>zombies
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Outstanding idea. I could even tether it in place to observe the mayhem from above.
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I am glad I have inspired you. You are loved and known good sir.

Dam this dam, a good man can find a way around all these nabobs in municipality!

Wizard of Oz for example: at the end when he has his balloon tethered and ready to go, literally lies to their faces

"I don't know how it works, GOODBYE FOLKS!"

Ask permitting forgiveness later.

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CRUNCH = THE TIN MAN! 5a

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Three words Crunchy:

Hot
Air
Balloon

When shit hits fan, inflate balloon. Float above it. SUCCESS!

I think they are only like 5000 USD and no one will blame you, wherever you land, you will be welcomed and known. Second mortgage, hot air balloon, survive.
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Outstanding idea. I could even tether it in place to observe the mayhem from above.
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Afterwards you may want to take your balloon and sail to The Tropic of Sir Galahad! 5a
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Outstanding idea. I could even tether it in place to observe the mayhem from above.
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DAMN They aint cheap. There's got to be cheaper ways. Maybe buy one on craigslist? Have them inflate it though.

I recall a story about the director of Titanic. When he was a kid he built a hot air balloon from dry cleaner bags, and literally all his neighbor kids stood around and watched him fly a mouse in it, and land the mouse alive and unharmed. I read that. Makes ya think doesn't it?

spock

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[gurgle says]
The average balloon costs for a small 2 person is about $22,000. For balloons to carry pilot plus 4 passages the average cost is 35,000 to over $45,000. This price includes the envelope, gondola, fuel tanks, and instruments, but does not include any ground support equipment or chase vehicle.
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All you got to do tho is float y'self either to the buttes or to gold country casino.

That's not much fuel. And frankly, with todays small oxy tanks I bet (fire considerations aside) you could have an hmm, 1lb of fuel to say 100lbs of lift ratio. Again, it's simple, watch the wind, blast the thing full when the wind's right, then float to the buttes or to GCC and then hit the release valves and drop into their parking lotor the buttes.

In either case, GCC has loose slots and fairly decent stars, it's a good crowd. The Buttes, well they'd be mad, but possibly your swagger would make them smile. anyway if you land it right they have to climb to get to you.
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Outstanding idea. I could even tether it in place to observe the mayhem from above.
 Quoting: Crunch62


DAMN They aint cheap. There's got to be cheaper ways. Maybe buy one on craigslist? Have them inflate it though.

I recall a story about the director of Titanic. When he was a kid he built a hot air balloon from dry cleaner bags, and literally all his neighbor kids stood around and watched him fly a mouse in it, and land the mouse alive and unharmed. I read that. Makes ya think doesn't it?

spock

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[gurgle says]
The average balloon costs for a small 2 person is about $22,000. For balloons to carry pilot plus 4 passages the average cost is 35,000 to over $45,000. This price includes the envelope, gondola, fuel tanks, and instruments, but does not include any ground support equipment or chase vehicle.
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A tethered hot air balloon can make a picnic, party, or meeting a spectacular & unforgettable event

I don't know if this site will accept the link.

Crunch: Google "Real Adventure Hot Air Balloon Tethered Ride Information"
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A tethered hot air balloon can make a picnic, party, or meeting a spectacular & unforgettable event

I don't know if this site will accept the link.

Crunch: Google "Real Adventure Hot Air Balloon Tethered Ride Information"
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You're on the spot AC as usual.

I found these guys they go all over Norcal so, like a lawyer on retainer,

have them "warmed up" for the year just one balloon of probably millions they own. ;)

GLP BRAINSTORM DEFEATS RAINSTORM
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Forget link

[link to skydrifters.com (secure)]
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I could probably do it but to have my lady strapped to me? No way.

Too bad for her. Off I go!

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Crunch: Would you like a ride in my beautiful balloon? afro

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where's juan? with an "update"?
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Are we any closer to seeing this dam collapsing into a big pile of shit?
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Finally fixed
9,905 16,784 10,053 41.84 13.4
04/15/2019 08:00 536.38 N 381,288 N 7,750 18,402 10,020 41.84 13.4
04/15/2019 09:00 0.00 N BRT N 7,775 20,950 10,026 41.84 13.4
04/15/2019 10:00 860.00 2,944,749 7,970 19,968 10,009 41.84 13.4

[link to cdec.water.ca.gov]

[link to cdec.water.ca.gov]
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BUMP THE DATA
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Finally fixed
9,905 16,784 10,053 41.84 13.4
04/15/2019 08:00 536.38 N 381,288 N 7,750 18,402 10,020 41.84 13.4
04/15/2019 09:00 0.00 N BRT N 7,775 20,950 10,026 41.84 13.4
04/15/2019 10:00 860.00 2,944,749 7,970 19,968 10,009 41.84 13.4

[link to cdec.water.ca.gov]

[link to cdec.water.ca.gov]
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BUMP THE DATA
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DATA DOWN...TOP ONE! 404 ERROR...

BOTTOM ONE SHOWS 86% FULL 109% OF HIST. AVG.

NEW NUMBERS AT 10 AM IF WE CAN GET THEM!
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Finally fixed
9,905 16,784 10,053 41.84 13.4
04/15/2019 08:00 536.38 N 381,288 N 7,750 18,402 10,020 41.84 13.4
04/15/2019 09:00 0.00 N BRT N 7,775 20,950 10,026 41.84 13.4
04/15/2019 10:00 860.00 2,944,749 7,970 19,968 10,009 41.84 13.4

[link to cdec.water.ca.gov]

[link to cdec.water.ca.gov]
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BUMP THE DATA
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DATA DOWN...TOP ONE! 404 ERROR...

BOTTOM ONE SHOWS 86% FULL 109% OF HIST. AVG.

NEW NUMBERS AT 10 AM IF WE CAN GET THEM!
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CAP'N,

I'M GLAD YOU ARE STILL AROUND...I'VE GOT A LINK TO THAT GEORGE CARLIN AND ART BELL CALIFORNIA MEGA EARTHQUAKE MAGNITUDE SHOW...DO YOU WANT IT?
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868.66 AT 10 AM!

STILL GOING UP!
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...

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BUMP THE DATA
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DATA DOWN...TOP ONE! 404 ERROR...

BOTTOM ONE SHOWS 86% FULL 109% OF HIST. AVG.

NEW NUMBERS AT 10 AM IF WE CAN GET THEM!
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CAP'N,

I'M GLAD YOU ARE STILL AROUND...I'VE GOT A LINK TO THAT GEORGE CARLIN AND ART BELL CALIFORNIA MEGA EARTHQUAKE MAGNITUDE SHOW...DO YOU WANT IT?
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PLEASE...IM SURE WE CAN ALL ENJOY A LAUGH WHILE WE R WAITING FOR THE BREACH.
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Lake level rose 40 feet in 4 days in 2017. When that snow starts melting, they won't be able to release fast enough
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WATCH THE FORECAST..WATCH THE TEMPS...!
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11 AM NUMBERS SHOON....
GONNA CHECK THE FORECASTS
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BUMP THE DATA
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DATA DOWN...TOP ONE! 404 ERROR...

BOTTOM ONE SHOWS 86% FULL 109% OF HIST. AVG.

NEW NUMBERS AT 10 AM IF WE CAN GET THEM!
 Quoting: UH 74785742


CAP'N,

I'M GLAD YOU ARE STILL AROUND...I'VE GOT A LINK TO THAT GEORGE CARLIN AND ART BELL CALIFORNIA MEGA EARTHQUAKE MAGNITUDE SHOW...DO YOU WANT IT?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13358554


PLEASE...IM SURE WE CAN ALL ENJOY A LAUGH WHILE WE R WAITING FOR THE BREACH.
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George Carlin/Art Bell Interview

Carlin's call for a MAG 25.0 Richter Scale Earthquake @ 7:47: "I think of it as an amusement park ride. You have absolutely NO control." Hilarious! laugh

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DATA DOWN...TOP ONE! 404 ERROR...

BOTTOM ONE SHOWS 86% FULL 109% OF HIST. AVG.

NEW NUMBERS AT 10 AM IF WE CAN GET THEM!
 Quoting: UH 74785742


CAP'N,

I'M GLAD YOU ARE STILL AROUND...I'VE GOT A LINK TO THAT GEORGE CARLIN AND ART BELL CALIFORNIA MEGA EARTHQUAKE MAGNITUDE SHOW...DO YOU WANT IT?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13358554


PLEASE...IM SURE WE CAN ALL ENJOY A LAUGH WHILE WE R WAITING FOR THE BREACH.
 Quoting: UH 74785742


George Carlin/Art Bell Interview

Carlin's call for a MAG 25.0 Richter Scale Earthquake @ 7:47: "I think of it as an amusement park ride. You have absolutely NO control." Hilarious! laugh

[link to onstellar.com (secure)]
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THANK YOU! 868.73 AT 11 AM....STILL GOING UP....RAIN ON SATURDAY....UPPER 80'S ON TUESDAY.
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BUMP THE DATA
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DATA DOWN...TOP ONE! 404 ERROR...

BOTTOM ONE SHOWS 86% FULL 109% OF HIST. AVG.

NEW NUMBERS AT 10 AM IF WE CAN GET THEM!
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CAP'N,

I'M GLAD YOU ARE STILL AROUND...I'VE GOT A LINK TO THAT GEORGE CARLIN AND ART BELL CALIFORNIA MEGA EARTHQUAKE MAGNITUDE SHOW...DO YOU WANT IT?
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PLEASE...IM SURE WE CAN ALL ENJOY A LAUGH WHILE WE R WAITING FOR THE BREACH.
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Don't you mean the BEACH? chuckle
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DATA DOWN...TOP ONE! 404 ERROR...

BOTTOM ONE SHOWS 86% FULL 109% OF HIST. AVG.

NEW NUMBERS AT 10 AM IF WE CAN GET THEM!
 Quoting: UH 74785742


CAP'N,

I'M GLAD YOU ARE STILL AROUND...I'VE GOT A LINK TO THAT GEORGE CARLIN AND ART BELL CALIFORNIA MEGA EARTHQUAKE MAGNITUDE SHOW...DO YOU WANT IT?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13358554


PLEASE...IM SURE WE CAN ALL ENJOY A LAUGH WHILE WE R WAITING FOR THE BREACH.
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Don't you mean the BEACH? chuckle
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THE SAC VALLEY USED TO BE FLOODED WITH FRESH WATER...WHEN IT DID BREACH TO THE BEACHES IN S.F. IT BROKE OUT TOWARDS THE OCEAN...THE OCEAN DID NOT BREACH INTO THE VALLEY...