Matters of the heart

Well, about a month ago the rear window was shmashed outta my van. Why? because bitches be crazy.

A couple of nights ago, the driver side window was shmashed out- but caught on tape. So I pulled some serious CSI shit and found the guy by tracking and matching his footprints in the snow. He was paid off by my jealous ex lover.

I fed him an upper cut that swept him off his feet, then I stole them shoes and chucked em up on the power line out back of their place.

Justice hath been served