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Cinema 'BANS' single men from new Fifty Shades Darker screening - and warns over 'women's hormones'

 
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Cinema 'BANS' single men from new Fifty Shades Darker screening - and warns over 'women's hormones'
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A cinema has warned it will not allow any 'unaccompanied males' into view the new Fifty Shades Darker movie, ahead of its opening tonight.

The 'tongue in cheek' message was recorded on the phone listings for the Diamond Cinema in Navan, Ireland.

It states: "If you're looking to go to Fifty Shades Darker and you're bringing your boyfriend, you better keep lots of space between you.

"It's on an 18 cert and I must stress that single men or married men on their own, any unaccompanied males will not be allowed in."


Paul Egan, who records the phone listings for the Diamond Cinema, told the Irish Mirror : "Well, it's meant to be a titillating film so I thought it might be better to keep the single men outside until we suss it out.

"Sure it could lead to all sorts of temptation with women's hormones flying all over the place, while watching the film.

"It might be better to keep the men outside the door until we see if women can control themselves," he laughed.
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Re: Cinema 'BANS' single men from new Fifty Shades Darker screening - and warns over 'women's hormones'
what do they sell in the tuck shop that best resembles a functioning dildo?
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Re: Cinema 'BANS' single men from new Fifty Shades Darker screening - and warns over 'women's hormones'
As a BDSM enthusiast (real, not just porn), I hate fifty shades of gray shit.

It's just some highly stylized "bondage" and everybody's all hyped up on it as if it's a new thing and oh-so-bold.

These people should be taken to a real BDSM session to see what it's all about.
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Re: Cinema 'BANS' single men from new Fifty Shades Darker screening - and warns over 'women's hormones'
what do they sell in the tuck shop that best resembles a functioning dildo?
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Re: Cinema 'BANS' single men from new Fifty Shades Darker screening - and warns over 'women's hormones'
As a BDSM enthusiast (real, not just porn), I hate fifty shades of gray shit.

It's just some highly stylized "bondage" and everybody's all hyped up on it as if it's a new thing and oh-so-bold.

These people should be taken to a real BDSM session to see what it's all about.
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glassesoff
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Re: Cinema 'BANS' single men from new Fifty Shades Darker screening - and warns over 'women's hormones'
As a BDSM enthusiast (real, not just porn), I hate fifty shades of gray shit.

It's just some highly stylized "bondage" and everybody's all hyped up on it as if it's a new thing and oh-so-bold.

These people should be taken to a real BDSM session to see what it's all about.
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pathetic little man

its about mental illness

that's what its about


you scoff at pervert-lites

ignorant of your own weakness


yes, i said weakness
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Re: Cinema 'BANS' single men from new Fifty Shades Darker screening - and warns over 'women's hormones'
As a BDSM enthusiast (real, not just porn), I hate fifty shades of gray shit.

It's just some highly stylized "bondage" and everybody's all hyped up on it as if it's a new thing and oh-so-bold.

These people should be taken to a real BDSM session to see what it's all about.
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glassesoff
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It's basically a sanitized and safe peep-show for people who can't bear to admit to themselves or anyone else that they're curious about BDSM and would like to try it. I guess that's what pisses me off the most.
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Re: Cinema 'BANS' single men from new Fifty Shades Darker screening - and warns over 'women's hormones'
As a BDSM enthusiast (real, not just porn), I hate fifty shades of gray shit.

It's just some highly stylized "bondage" and everybody's all hyped up on it as if it's a new thing and oh-so-bold.

These people should be taken to a real BDSM session to see what it's all about.
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:youreafag:
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Re: Cinema 'BANS' single men from new Fifty Shades Darker screening - and warns over 'women's hormones'
As a BDSM enthusiast (real, not just porn), I hate fifty shades of gray shit.

It's just some highly stylized "bondage" and everybody's all hyped up on it as if it's a new thing and oh-so-bold.

These people should be taken to a real BDSM session to see what it's all about.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 60081927


pathetic little man

its about mental illness

that's what its about


you scoff at pervert-lites

ignorant of your own weakness


yes, i said weakness
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BS. As I said, it's a socially acceptable peep-show for BDSM-curious and sexually repressed people. The so called "mental illness" plot is just icing to make it palatable to the general public.
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Re: Cinema 'BANS' single men from new Fifty Shades Darker screening - and warns over 'women's hormones'
As a BDSM enthusiast (real, not just porn), I hate fifty shades of gray shit.

It's just some highly stylized "bondage" and everybody's all hyped up on it as if it's a new thing and oh-so-bold.

These people should be taken to a real BDSM session to see what it's all about.
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:youreafag:
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Am I supposed to be offended by that?

Yeah. I fuck men and women. I'm not defined by your false "fags vs. straight" paradigm.
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LOL..the first movie was basically 'G'-rated compared to the book...don't see this movie being any more so.
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Re: Cinema 'BANS' single men from new Fifty Shades Darker screening - and warns over 'women's hormones'
As a BDSM enthusiast (real, not just porn), I hate fifty shades of gray shit.

It's just some highly stylized "bondage" and everybody's all hyped up on it as if it's a new thing and oh-so-bold.

These people should be taken to a real BDSM session to see what it's all about.
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:youreafag:
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72783906


Am I supposed to be offended by that?

Yeah. I fuck men and women. I'm not defined by your false "fags vs. straight" paradigm.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 60081927


boom33
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Re: Cinema 'BANS' single men from new Fifty Shades Darker screening - and warns over 'women's hormones'
Here come discrimination lawsuits from the studio for this guy hindering sales
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Re: Cinema 'BANS' single men from new Fifty Shades Darker screening - and warns over 'women's hormones'
do they sell anything in the tuck shop that can be used as a dildo?

hotdogs are too flaccid - do they sell frozen hot dogs?

both too thin, though ...

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Re: Cinema 'BANS' single men from new Fifty Shades Darker screening - and warns over 'women's hormones'
As a BDSM enthusiast (real, not just porn), I hate fifty shades of gray shit.

It's just some highly stylized "bondage" and everybody's all hyped up on it as if it's a new thing and oh-so-bold.

These people should be taken to a real BDSM session to see what it's all about.
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unseen
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Re: Cinema 'BANS' single men from new Fifty Shades Darker screening - and warns over 'women's hormones'
NOPE
they've fucking COPIED the EXACT SAME STORY that they made up from the first movie

it's GARBAGE
because it's THE MIRROR





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