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Most of you already know the drill. There's been some success with these threads in the past so who knows, if you're alone eating ice cream out of the box in your snuggie watching How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days in tears, or you've just finished painting your fingernails red, sitting on your hand till it goes numb and jacking off in the mirror so it feels like a stranger...

You might want to give this thread a chance...

Post a picture of yourself if you aren't too shy and/or just tell everyone about yourself so we can secretly judge and possibly mock you into realization you're destined to be alone forever...

I'll start things off...

calmshocker


35 and single although I frequent tinder quite often. Once took a long walk down the beach and cut my foot open on broken glass.

Looking for that special someone who won't poison my food and isn't shy to pick up a random drunk chick from the bar for some three way action!

Living in Canada under Liberal Dictatorship, looking for marriage/citizenship.
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Hmmm... time to break out the big guns...

Meet Diesel ladies... He's 3 and a half months old and looking for that special lady to scratch his belly and give sweet puppy kisses to!

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Most of you already know the drill. There's been some success with these threads in the past so who knows, if you're alone eating ice cream out of the box in your snuggie watching How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days in tears, or you've just finished painting your fingernails red, sitting on your hand till it goes numb and jacking off in the mirror so it feels like a stranger...

You might want to give this thread a chance...

Post a picture of yourself if you aren't too shy and/or just tell everyone about yourself so we can secretly judge and possibly mock you into realization you're destined to be alone forever...

I'll start things off...

calmshocker


35 and single although I frequent tinder quite often. Once took a long walk down the beach and cut my foot open on broken glass.

Looking for that special someone who won't poison my food and isn't shy to pick up a random drunk chick from the bar for some three way action!

Living in Canada under Liberal Dictatorship, looking for marriage/citizenship.
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No luck last time.. eh brother?
We do not learn from history because our studies are brief and prejudiced. In a surprising manner, 250 years emerges as the average length of national greatness. This average has not varied for 3,000years. The stages of the rise and fall of great nations seem to be:
The Age of Pioneers , The Age of Conquests ,The Age of Commerce ,The Age of Affluence ,The Age of Intellect ,The Age of Decadence.
Decadence is marked by: Defensiveness, Pessimism, Materialism,Frivolity An influx of foreigners The Welfare State A weakening of religion. Decadence is due to: Too long a period of wealth and power, Selfishness Love of money ,The loss of a sense of duty.
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armaghedon

Hey gorgeous. Happy Valentines Day!!!!

flowers
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Looking for that special someone who won't poison my food
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Dating??

The date b 2/14
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No luck last time.. eh brother?
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Lol, I'm just as happy playing matchmaker. I'm a sapiophile by nature, Tinder can provide the rest ;P
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Looking for a simple doll who makes a good BLT. Must be physically fit, self supporting and submissive. No blondes, poker dames or meth heads. No tatted up bikers. No dykes. Been married and divorced 7 times. I pay every last nickel in child support. No single mothers need apply.

I also like my feet rubbed on the daily. DM me asap.
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armaghedon

Hey gorgeous. Happy Valentines Day!!!!

flowers
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Happy Valentine's Day!

Iwontdeportyou

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Most of you already know the drill. There's been some success with these threads in the past so who knows, if you're alone eating ice cream out of the box in your snuggie watching How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days in tears, or you've just finished painting your fingernails red, sitting on your hand till it goes numb and jacking off in the mirror so it feels like a stranger...

You might want to give this thread a chance...

Post a picture of yourself if you aren't too shy and/or just tell everyone about yourself so we can secretly judge and possibly mock you into realization you're destined to be alone forever...

I'll start things off...

calmshocker


35 and single although I frequent tinder quite often. Once took a long walk down the beach and cut my foot open on broken glass.

Looking for that special someone who won't poison my food and isn't shy to pick up a random drunk chick from the bar for some three way action!

Living in Canada under Liberal Dictatorship, looking for marriage/citizenship.
 Quoting: CalmShock


Oh to be young again!Love your humor and you are a fine looking young man!
 Quoting: Sassy Granny


Thanks, and don't let age hold ya back! I hear older women do all kinds of funky stuff between the sheets...

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Looking for a simple doll who makes a good BLT. Must be physically fit, self supporting and submissive. No blondes, poker dames or meth heads. No tatted up bikers. No dykes. Been married and divorced 7 times. I pay every last nickel in child support. No single mothers need apply.

I also like my feet rubbed on the daily. DM me asap.
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Most of you already know the drill. There's been some success with these threads in the past so who knows, if you're alone eating ice cream out of the box in your snuggie watching How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days in tears, or you've just finished painting your fingernails red, sitting on your hand till it goes numb and jacking off in the mirror so it feels like a stranger...

You might want to give this thread a chance...

Post a picture of yourself if you aren't too shy and/or just tell everyone about yourself so we can secretly judge and possibly mock you into realization you're destined to be alone forever...

I'll start things off...

calmshocker


35 and single although I frequent tinder quite often. Once took a long walk down the beach and cut my foot open on broken glass.

Looking for that special someone who won't poison my food and isn't shy to pick up a random drunk chick from the bar for some three way action!

Living in Canada under Liberal Dictatorship, looking for marriage/citizenship.
 Quoting: CalmShock



" Looking for that special someone who won't poison my food and isn't shy to pick up a random drunk chick from the bar for some three way action!"


Now that's a very special girl your on the lookout for.

wtf
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Looking for a simple doll who makes a good BLT. Must be physically fit, self supporting and submissive. No blondes, poker dames or meth heads. No tatted up bikers. No dykes. Been married and divorced 7 times. I pay every last nickel in child support. No single mothers need apply.

I also like my feet rubbed on the daily. DM me asap.
 Quoting: ShaddapAlready


makemesammich
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I would bt as I said, I'm broke. You're a feisty filly. Let's grab some pie at the Coco's, your dime. Might even rub your feet instead.
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Happy Valentine's Day!

Iwontdeportyou

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 Quoting: Simple27


You can be my GLP Valentines date for the evening, we won't tell BF ;)

Now lets go hit the bar and pick up some drunk chicks!

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Looking for a simple doll who makes a good BLT. Must be physically fit, self supporting and submissive. No blondes, poker dames or meth heads. No tatted up bikers. No dykes. Been married and divorced 7 times. I pay every last nickel in child support. No single mothers need apply.

I also like my feet rubbed on the daily. DM me asap.
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makemesammich
 Quoting: Simple27


I would bt as I said, I'm broke. You're a feisty filly. Let's grab some pie at the Coco's, your dime. Might even rub your feet instead.
 Quoting: ShaddapAlready


tounge

hf
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Love GLP Style...rofl...these posts are hilarious
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Happy Valentine's Day!

Iwontdeportyou

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 Quoting: Simple27


You can be my GLP Valentines date for the evening, we won't tell BF ;)

Now lets go hit the bar and pick up some drunk chicks!

dramatic
 Quoting: CalmShock


I got your back hi5

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" Looking for that special someone who won't poison my food and isn't shy to pick up a random drunk chick from the bar for some three way action!"


Now that's a very special girl your on the lookout for.

wtf
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I'd be ok with the occasional prostate massage also... nothing past the second knuckle though ladies, I have standards...
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Happy Valentine's Day!

Iwontdeportyou

chuckle
 Quoting: Simple27


You can be my GLP Valentines date for the evening, we won't tell BF ;)

Now lets go hit the bar and pick up some drunk chicks!

dramatic
 Quoting: CalmShock


I got your back hi5

:s27dance2:
 Quoting: Simple27


BARE back..

on a roll
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romance not dead
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When is our wedding ?
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When is our wedding ?
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Never. We need to prolong the superior race.
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Most of you already know the drill. There's been some success with these threads in the past so who knows, if you're alone eating ice cream out of the box in your snuggie watching How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days in tears, or you've just finished painting your fingernails red, sitting on your hand till it goes numb and jacking off in the mirror so it feels like a stranger...

You might want to give this thread a chance...

Post a picture of yourself if you aren't too shy and/or just tell everyone about yourself so we can secretly judge and possibly mock you into realization you're destined to be alone forever...

I'll start things off...

calmshocker


35 and single although I frequent tinder quite often. Once took a long walk down the beach and cut my foot open on broken glass.

Looking for that special someone who won't poison my food and isn't shy to pick up a random drunk chick from the bar for some three way action!

Living in Canada under Liberal Dictatorship, looking for marriage/citizenship.
 Quoting: CalmShock


Oh to be young again!Love your humor and you are a fine looking young man!
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To hell with being young.

It gave me an invalid sense of hope.

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Looking for a simple doll who makes a good BLT. Must be physically fit, self supporting and submissive. No blondes, poker dames or meth heads. No tatted up bikers. No dykes. Been married and divorced 7 times. I pay every last nickel in child support. No single mothers need apply.

I also like my feet rubbed on the daily. DM me asap.
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Dude you have to work on your line!! Try something like this instead.

Looking for a hetrosexual woman, a brainiac isn't important but a huge heart for the culinary arts is a big plus. I'm very energetic and looking for a girl that can keep up with lots of activities. I like self made women that has conquered or is conquering the corporate ladder, but yet is still susceptible to my charms.
I like real women that aren't afraid to be natural and don't feel the need to dye their hair or ink their lovely skin. I'm not into gambling or hard drugs.
I've had a bit of bad luck in picking out the wrong ladies in the past and those choices still haunt me today.
Looking for a lady with no children to distract her from me giving her all my attention. Just the two of us. Looking for that lovely lady to rub me right.
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We do not learn from history because our studies are brief and prejudiced. In a surprising manner, 250 years emerges as the average length of national greatness. This average has not varied for 3,000years. The stages of the rise and fall of great nations seem to be:
The Age of Pioneers , The Age of Conquests ,The Age of Commerce ,The Age of Affluence ,The Age of Intellect ,The Age of Decadence.
Decadence is marked by: Defensiveness, Pessimism, Materialism,Frivolity An influx of foreigners The Welfare State A weakening of religion. Decadence is due to: Too long a period of wealth and power, Selfishness Love of money ,The loss of a sense of duty.
The life histories of great states are amazingly similar, and are due to internal factors. Their falls are diverse, because they are largely the result of external causes. - Sir John Glubb The Fate of Empires
We are at the end of the Age of Decadence heading into COLLAPSE
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When is our wedding ?
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Never. We need to prolong the superior race.
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You're not invited . pigchef
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When is our wedding ?
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Oh dayum... long time no see CT

I was thinking a destination wedding... Possibly Syria? Think of all the money we'd save on fireworks!
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