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Valentines Day 2017 Dating Thread!!!

 
CalmShock  (OP)

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When is our wedding ?
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Never. We need to prolong the superior race.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73070705


And here is the first example of a lifetime loner folks. Thanks for stopping by, the thread needed a counterpart for us all to feel better about ourselves.
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When is our wedding ?
 Quoting: CigarTigher


Never. We need to prolong the superior race.
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And here is the first example of a lifetime loner folks. Thanks for stopping by, the thread needed a counterpart for us all to feel better about ourselves.
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/signed. Liberal fucktard.
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When is our wedding ?
 Quoting: CigarTigher


Never. We need to prolong the superior race.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73070705


And here is the first example of a lifetime loner folks. Thanks for stopping by, the thread needed a counterpart for us all to feel better about ourselves.
 Quoting: CalmShock


/signed. Liberal fucktard.
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doplefucker
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awww snap.. got a pin?!?

now the fun begins!


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Never. We need to prolong the superior race.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73070705


And here is the first example of a lifetime loner folks. Thanks for stopping by, the thread needed a counterpart for us all to feel better about ourselves.
 Quoting: CalmShock


/signed. Liberal fucktard.
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:doplefucker:
 Quoting: CalmShock


Why not go fuck a mudslime while you're at it? Leftist desperate scum.
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When is our wedding ?
 Quoting: CigarTigher


Oh dayum... long time no see CT

I was thinking a destination wedding... Possibly Syria? Think of all the money we'd save on fireworks!
 Quoting: CalmShock


Heck yea ! Lots of snack bars there too .

If it doesn't work out there then we can go to Japan. Eat sushi and ramen until our intestines liquify
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Never. We need to prolong the superior race.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73070705


And here is the first example of a lifetime loner folks. Thanks for stopping by, the thread needed a counterpart for us all to feel better about ourselves.
 Quoting: CalmShock


/signed. Liberal fucktard.
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doplefucker
 Quoting: CalmShock


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Most of you already know the drill. There's been some success with these threads in the past so who knows, if you're alone eating ice cream out of the box in your snuggie watching How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days in tears, or you've just finished painting your fingernails red, sitting on your hand till it goes numb and jacking off in the mirror so it feels like a stranger...

You might want to give this thread a chance...

Post a picture of yourself if you aren't too shy and/or just tell everyone about yourself so we can secretly judge and possibly mock you into realization you're destined to be alone forever...

I'll start things off...

calmshocker


35 and single although I frequent tinder quite often. Once took a long walk down the beach and cut my foot open on broken glass.

Looking for that special someone who won't poison my food and isn't shy to pick up a random drunk chick from the bar for some three way action!

Living in Canada under Liberal Dictatorship, looking for marriage/citizenship.
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Your adorable. I think you should have no difficulties finding Love.
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So, Thel... you, uh... wanna... uh, you know...
You .... you wanna... uh you know.... ummm
Dammit Thel, You wanna FUCK?

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s27letmeloveu
 Quoting: Simple27


I am saving myself for Julian. LOL
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And here is the first example of a lifetime loner folks. Thanks for stopping by, the thread needed a counterpart for us all to feel better about ourselves.
 Quoting: CalmShock


/signed. Liberal fucktard.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73070705


doplefucker
 Quoting: CalmShock


Why not go fuck a mudslime while you're at it? Leftist desperate scum.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73070705


And this is why Canadia will never have a majority heterosexual population.

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When is our wedding ?
 Quoting: CigarTigher


Oh dayum... long time no see CT

I was thinking a destination wedding... Possibly Syria? Think of all the money we'd save on fireworks!
 Quoting: CalmShock


Heck yea ! Lots of snack bars there too .

If it doesn't work out there then we can go to Japan. Eat sushi and ramen until our intestines liquify
 Quoting: CigarTigher


Nothing spells romance like 4 hour squats over the porcelain, leaking your kidneys out your butt in the honeymoon suite!
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So, Thel... you, uh... wanna... uh, you know...
You .... you wanna... uh you know.... ummm
Dammit Thel, You wanna FUCK?

bf89
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moe
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/signed. Liberal fucktard.
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doplefucker
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Why not go fuck a mudslime while you're at it? Leftist desperate scum.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73070705


And this is why Canadia will never have a majority heterosexual population.

canadiantroll
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We've taken a different approach to the eugenics agenda...

Nothing to be proud of.

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When is our wedding ?
 Quoting: CigarTigher


Oh dayum... long time no see CT

I was thinking a destination wedding... Possibly Syria? Think of all the money we'd save on fireworks!
 Quoting: CalmShock


Heck yea ! Lots of snack bars there too .

If it doesn't work out there then we can go to Japan. Eat sushi and ramen until our intestines liquify
 Quoting: CigarTigher


Nothing spells romance like 4 hour squats over the porcelain, leaking your kidneys out your butt in the honeymoon suite!
 Quoting: CalmShock


Hell yea .
I'll get you drunk and give you an IV.

Are we inviting anyone from GLP?

Maybe Chip can marry us?
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/signed. Liberal fucktard.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73070705


:doplefucker:
 Quoting: CalmShock


Why not go fuck a mudslime while you're at it? Leftist desperate scum.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73070705


And this is why Canadia will never have a majority heterosexual population.

:canadiantroll:
 Quoting: The Comedian :D


Pretty sure you meant to say this is why Canada will never keep its sovereignty, because ugly desperate fucks like the OP will fuck anything, as proven by previous posts.

How are those Muslim cum goggles working out for you anyways Comedian?
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Hmmm... time to break out the big guns...

Meet Diesel ladies... He's 3 and a half months old and looking for that special lady to scratch his belly and give sweet puppy kisses to!

deez
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Who do we have to go through to get to the puppy? He is adorable!
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So, Thel... you, uh... wanna... uh, you know...
You .... you wanna... uh you know.... ummm
Dammit Thel, You wanna FUCK?

bf89
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moe
 Quoting: The Comedian :D


What the hell??? I thought you said YES!!!!
Do you see my pants??!!!
Look.. LOOK!!!

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Hmmm... time to break out the big guns...

Meet Diesel ladies... He's 3 and a half months old and looking for that special lady to scratch his belly and give sweet puppy kisses to!

deez
 Quoting: CalmShock


Who do we have to go through to get to the puppy? He is adorable!
 Quoting: Kraut the Deplorable


I second Kraut. Sign me up as a puppy momma.
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Your adorable. I think you should have no difficulties finding Love.
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stupid cupid

;P
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Hmmm... time to break out the big guns...

Meet Diesel ladies... He's 3 and a half months old and looking for that special lady to scratch his belly and give sweet puppy kisses to!

deez
 Quoting: CalmShock


What a sweet pea! He looks like my German shepherd when he was a pup.

Is he a German Shepherd?
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Your adorable. I think you should have no difficulties finding Love.
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stupid cupid

;P
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How do you post a pic? That is like the age old question on these threads.
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Oh dayum... long time no see CT

I was thinking a destination wedding... Possibly Syria? Think of all the money we'd save on fireworks!
 Quoting: CalmShock


Heck yea ! Lots of snack bars there too .

If it doesn't work out there then we can go to Japan. Eat sushi and ramen until our intestines liquify
 Quoting: CigarTigher


Nothing spells romance like 4 hour squats over the porcelain, leaking your kidneys out your butt in the honeymoon suite!
 Quoting: CalmShock


Hell yea .
I'll get you drunk and give you an IV.

Are we inviting anyone from GLP?

Maybe Chip can marry us?
 Quoting: CigarTigher


Lmfao... Get me drunk?!? Jesus girl, you've done your homework!

Ok, we can pick the wedding party...

Comedian, you up for being best man? Maybe wait to see who CT picks for her bridesmaids before jumping on the offer...

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s27letmeloveu
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I am saving myself for Julian. LOL
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Wise woman wink

hf
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Heck yea ! Lots of snack bars there too .

If it doesn't work out there then we can go to Japan. Eat sushi and ramen until our intestines liquify
 Quoting: CigarTigher


Nothing spells romance like 4 hour squats over the porcelain, leaking your kidneys out your butt in the honeymoon suite!
 Quoting: CalmShock


Hell yea .
I'll get you drunk and give you an IV.

Are we inviting anyone from GLP?

Maybe Chip can marry us?
 Quoting: CigarTigher


Lmfao... Get me drunk?!? Jesus girl, you've done your homework!

Ok, we can pick the wedding party...

Comedian, you up for being best man? Maybe wait to see who CT picks for her bridesmaids before jumping on the offer...

damned
 Quoting: CalmShock


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Heck yea ! Lots of snack bars there too .

If it doesn't work out there then we can go to Japan. Eat sushi and ramen until our intestines liquify
 Quoting: CigarTigher


Nothing spells romance like 4 hour squats over the porcelain, leaking your kidneys out your butt in the honeymoon suite!
 Quoting: CalmShock


Hell yea .
I'll get you drunk and give you an IV.

Are we inviting anyone from GLP?

Maybe Chip can marry us?
 Quoting: CigarTigher


Lmfao... Get me drunk?!? Jesus girl, you've done your homework!

Ok, we can pick the wedding party...

Comedian, you up for being best man? Maybe wait to see who CT picks for her bridesmaids before jumping on the offer...

damned
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Eekers and Simple :).

They can PARTAY ! Haha
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The only two I'd want to date on this site are two that I can't get. LJS for obvious reasons (happily married) and Cigar Tiger because she's 16 years younger than me.

I think I'll just stick with the skanks I can regularly get and just sometimes fantasize about those two wonderful women. Don't tell my g/f.
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The only two I'd want to date on this site are two that I can't get. LJS for obvious reasons (happily married) and Cigar Tiger because she's 16 years younger than me.

I think I'll just stick with the skanks I can regularly get and just sometimes fantasize about those two wonderful women. Don't tell my g/f.
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Just saw Eekers, I'd add her, but married, so another no go.
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Hmmm... time to break out the big guns...

Meet Diesel ladies... He's 3 and a half months old and looking for that special lady to scratch his belly and give sweet puppy kisses to!

deez
 Quoting: CalmShock


Who do we have to go through to get to the puppy? He is adorable!
 Quoting: Kraut the Deplorable


I second Kraut. Sign me up as a puppy momma.
 Quoting: Patriotic Puppy Breath


I adopted the little bugger a week ago. He had a bit of a rough start before I got him, but he's pretty damn awesome and learning quick.

We need to determine you two ladies sammich making abilities before I commit to anything though..

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