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Valentines Day 2017 Dating Thread!!!

 
Simple27

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Eekers and Simple :).

They can PARTAY ! Haha
 Quoting: CigarTigher


That's what I'm talking about!!!

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Eekers and Simple :).

They can PARTAY ! Haha
 Quoting: CigarTigher


I probably should've mentioned.. simple and I are also getting married..

I hope you girls are ok with polygamy...

and he's a purebred black lab. I had a black lab/sheppard before and he's basically like his twin.
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02/14/2017 10:33 PM

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Re: Valentines Day 2017 Dating Thread!!!
Eekers and Simple :).

They can PARTAY ! Haha
 Quoting: CigarTigher


I probably should've mentioned.. simple and I are also getting married..

I hope you girls are ok with polygamy...

and he's a purebred black lab. I had a black lab/sheppard before and he's basically like his twin.
 Quoting: CalmShock


May have been a good idea smooch
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Patriotic Puppy Breath

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02/14/2017 10:33 PM

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Hmmm... time to break out the big guns...

Meet Diesel ladies... He's 3 and a half months old and looking for that special lady to scratch his belly and give sweet puppy kisses to!

deez
 Quoting: CalmShock


Who do we have to go through to get to the puppy? He is adorable!
 Quoting: Kraut the Deplorable


I second Kraut. Sign me up as a puppy momma.
 Quoting: Patriotic Puppy Breath


I adopted the little bugger a week ago. He had a bit of a rough start before I got him, but he's pretty damn awesome and learning quick.

We need to determine you two ladies sammich making abilities before I commit to anything though..

SAMMICH-OFF FOR CALMS LOVE
 Quoting: CalmShock



I have an unfair advantage, I work as a personal chef ..so you can have Kraut make you the sammiches. But enough about me, that dog is super cute. Good luck on your love search!

epiclol
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02/14/2017 10:34 PM

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Hmmm... time to break out the big guns...

Meet Diesel ladies... He's 3 and a half months old and looking for that special lady to scratch his belly and give sweet puppy kisses to!

deez
 Quoting: CalmShock


Who do we have to go through to get to the puppy? He is adorable!
 Quoting: Kraut the Deplorable


I second Kraut. Sign me up as a puppy momma.
 Quoting: Patriotic Puppy Breath


I adopted the little bugger a week ago. He had a bit of a rough start before I got him, but he's pretty damn awesome and learning quick.

We need to determine you two ladies sammich making abilities before I commit to anything though..

SAMMICH-OFF FOR CALMS LOVE
 Quoting: CalmShock


I can make some Sammiches. They are my specialty .
I also make lamb burgers too :) wrapped with lettuce leaves for low carbs.
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02/14/2017 10:35 PM

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Eekers and Simple :).

They can PARTAY ! Haha
 Quoting: CigarTigher


I probably should've mentioned.. simple and I are also getting married..

I hope you girls are ok with polygamy...

and he's a purebred black lab. I had a black lab/sheppard before and he's basically like his twin.
 Quoting: CalmShock


May have been a good idea smooch
 Quoting: Simple27


Heck yea!
Polygamist :). So simple and I are both bridesmaid and brides. :)
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Simple27

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02/14/2017 10:36 PM

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Eekers and Simple :).

They can PARTAY ! Haha
 Quoting: CigarTigher


I probably should've mentioned.. simple and I are also getting married..

I hope you girls are ok with polygamy...

and he's a purebred black lab. I had a black lab/sheppard before and he's basically like his twin.
 Quoting: CalmShock


May have been a good idea smooch
 Quoting: Simple27


Heck yea!
Polygamist :). So simple and I are both bridesmaid and brides. :)
 Quoting: CigarTigher


I was cool with being a guest : )
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Who do we have to go through to get to the puppy? He is adorable!
 Quoting: Kraut the Deplorable


I second Kraut. Sign me up as a puppy momma.
 Quoting: Patriotic Puppy Breath


I adopted the little bugger a week ago. He had a bit of a rough start before I got him, but he's pretty damn awesome and learning quick.

We need to determine you two ladies sammich making abilities before I commit to anything though..

SAMMICH-OFF FOR CALMS LOVE
 Quoting: CalmShock



I have an unfair advantage, I work as a personal chef ..so you can have Kraut make you the sammiches. But enough about me, that dog is super cute. Good luck on your love search!

epiclol
 Quoting: Patriotic Puppy Breath


Personal chef?!?

What are your beliefs on polygamy...
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02/14/2017 10:36 PM
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Wow how cool.

Years ago I told Patrick to do the original dating thread.

Good on you for starting it up yet again hf

The original was the best though :)
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02/14/2017 10:38 PM

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I second Kraut. Sign me up as a puppy momma.
 Quoting: Patriotic Puppy Breath


I adopted the little bugger a week ago. He had a bit of a rough start before I got him, but he's pretty damn awesome and learning quick.

We need to determine you two ladies sammich making abilities before I commit to anything though..

SAMMICH-OFF FOR CALMS LOVE
 Quoting: CalmShock



I have an unfair advantage, I work as a personal chef ..so you can have Kraut make you the sammiches. But enough about me, that dog is super cute. Good luck on your love search!

epiclol
 Quoting: Patriotic Puppy Breath


Personal chef?!?

What are your beliefs on polygamy...
 Quoting: CalmShock



Polygamy ? What are you LDS? I ain't no sisterwife material, sorry. :D Good luck with all that, King Solomon.
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02/14/2017 10:40 PM
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I can make some Sammiches. They are my specialty .
I also make lamb burgers too :) wrapped with lettuce leaves for low carbs.
 Quoting: CigarTigher


Lol... Ok, I'm going to turn into some fat hedonist, dodging ordinance in Syria and taking liquefied intestinal poops...

BEST VALENTINES DAY EVER!
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CalmShock  (OP)

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02/14/2017 10:41 PM
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Re: Valentines Day 2017 Dating Thread!!!
Wow how cool.

Years ago I told Patrick to do the original dating thread.

Good on you for starting it up yet again hf

The original was the best though :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 67787679


That definitely set the bar pretty high. Wonder where the hell PB went anyway.
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02/14/2017 10:42 PM
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Polygamy ? What are you LDS? I ain't no sisterwife material, sorry. :D Good luck with all that, King Solomon.
 Quoting: Patriotic Puppy Breath


That's unfortunate...

Maybe the guy with 7 ex wives and foot fetish is more your flavor. He's a page or two back...
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02/14/2017 10:43 PM

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I can make some Sammiches. They are my specialty .
I also make lamb burgers too :) wrapped with lettuce leaves for low carbs.
 Quoting: CigarTigher


Lol... Ok, I'm going to turn into some fat hedonist, dodging ordinance in Syria and taking liquefied intestinal poops...

BEST VALENTINES DAY EVER!
 Quoting: CalmShock


YAASS.

Make sure we wear our " Muhummad was a pedophile " shirts!
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02/14/2017 10:43 PM
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Re: Valentines Day 2017 Dating Thread!!!
Wow how cool.

Years ago I told Patrick to do the original dating thread.

Good on you for starting it up yet again hf

The original was the best though :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 67787679


That definitely set the bar pretty high. Wonder where the hell PB went anyway.
 Quoting: CalmShock


Yes it did.

Don't know where he went.

I've come and gone through the years too though.

Maybe he'll show up again too :)
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02/14/2017 10:44 PM
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Im widowed, 40s, very attractive...didn't even date for seven years at all until last summer. It's been a nightmare since...seems nobody wants a real relationship anymore...just fwb and hookups. I like anything outdoors, alternative medicine, classic rock. I live way out in the country in Alabama, but I'm from Ohio originally.
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02/14/2017 10:45 PM

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Hmmm... time to break out the big guns...

Meet Diesel ladies... He's 3 and a half months old and looking for that special lady to scratch his belly and give sweet puppy kisses to!

deez
 Quoting: CalmShock


Happily married but what a cutie!!! You're a cutie, too, but your puppy is too sweet. Happy Day and hope you find your special someone soon. hf
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Im widowed, 40s, very attractive...didn't even date for seven years at all until last summer. It's been a nightmare since...seems nobody wants a real relationship anymore...just fwb and hookups. I like anything outdoors, alternative medicine, classic rock. I live way out in the country in Alabama, but I'm from Ohio originally.
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Btw, i dont know how to post a pic...for years I had a paid member account here, but my PayPal account got screwed up...
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spock

DEJA VU

spock

glassesoff
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I can make some Sammiches. They are my specialty .
I also make lamb burgers too :) wrapped with lettuce leaves for low carbs.
 Quoting: CigarTigher


Lol... Ok, I'm going to turn into some fat hedonist, dodging ordinance in Syria and taking liquefied intestinal poops...

BEST VALENTINES DAY EVER!
 Quoting: CalmShock


YAASS.

Make sure we wear our " Muhummad was a pedophile " shirts!
 Quoting: CigarTigher


That should earn us a 21 assault rifle salute...
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02/14/2017 10:48 PM

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spock

DEJA VU

spock

glassesoff
 Quoting: TheTruthMonger™


hiding
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02/14/2017 10:49 PM

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Re: Valentines Day 2017 Dating Thread!!!
Im widowed, 40s, very attractive...didn't even date for seven years at all until last summer. It's been a nightmare since...seems nobody wants a real relationship anymore...just fwb and hookups. I like anything outdoors, alternative medicine, classic rock. I live way out in the country in Alabama, but I'm from Ohio originally.
 Quoting: Asouthernkrissy 73441579


Btw, i dont know how to post a pic...for years I had a paid member account here, but my PayPal account got screwed up...
 Quoting: Asouthernkrissy 73441579


I wish I knew how to give free upgrades to Anon's . I'm in a generous mood
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Re: Valentines Day 2017 Dating Thread!!!
Im widowed, 40s, very attractive...didn't even date for seven years at all until last summer. It's been a nightmare since...seems nobody wants a real relationship anymore...just fwb and hookups. I like anything outdoors, alternative medicine, classic rock. I live way out in the country in Alabama, but I'm from Ohio originally.
 Quoting: Asouthernkrissy 73441579


Btw, i dont know how to post a pic...for years I had a paid member account here, but my PayPal account got screwed up...
 Quoting: Asouthernkrissy 73441579


You can upload pics on tinypic.com

copy and past the URL here after and voila

:)
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I can make some Sammiches. They are my specialty .
I also make lamb burgers too :) wrapped with lettuce leaves for low carbs.
 Quoting: CigarTigher


Lol... Ok, I'm going to turn into some fat hedonist, dodging ordinance in Syria and taking liquefied intestinal poops...

BEST VALENTINES DAY EVER!
 Quoting: CalmShock


YAASS.

Make sure we wear our " Muhummad was a pedophile " shirts!
 Quoting: CigarTigher


That should earn us a 21 assault rifle salute...
 Quoting: CalmShock

End the night with a "bang" lol

Last Edited by CigarTigher on 02/14/2017 10:55 PM
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 Quoting: TheTruthMonger™


hiding
 Quoting: Simple27


maybe this time it wont be a prMOblem?


:O

chuckle

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Re: Valentines Day 2017 Dating Thread!!!
Im widowed, 40s, very attractive...didn't even date for seven years at all until last summer. It's been a nightmare since...seems nobody wants a real relationship anymore...just fwb and hookups. I like anything outdoors, alternative medicine, classic rock. I live way out in the country in Alabama, but I'm from Ohio originally.
 Quoting: Asouthernkrissy 73441579


Btw, i dont know how to post a pic...for years I had a paid member account here, but my PayPal account got screwed up...
 Quoting: Asouthernkrissy 73441579


Well, personally, don't care about looks.

I care about being real and kind and stuff like that.

Male or female can be really important hf
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02/14/2017 10:51 PM
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I'm pretty simple - just looking for someone who looks like Jennifer Tilly/Holly Body/Stacy Valentine. Likes to wear silver or black latex leggings or dresses in the bedroom. Must be white, clean, flawless skin, wears lots of makeup/perfume, fetish friendly (Rocco Siffredi style), good base tan, knows how to make a good sammich (no pickles), likes 80/90s music, into scary movies, and loves God.

Like I said, not really asking for much. Please reply with pics/vids if you think you can meet those requirements.

Look forward to meeting you.
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I love this post 😂
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spock

DEJA VU

spock

glassesoff
 Quoting: TheTruthMonger™


hiding
 Quoting: Simple27


maybe this time it wont be a prMOblem?


:O

chuckle
 Quoting: TheTruthMonger™


The dating thread is timeless...

Where would we be without tradition?
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hiding
 Quoting: Simple27


maybe this time it wont be a prMOblem?


:O

chuckle
 Quoting: TheTruthMonger™


That was a good one hf





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