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Valentines Day 2017 Dating Thread!!!

 
Asouthernkrissy
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Im widowed, 40s, very attractive...didn't even date for seven years at all until last summer. It's been a nightmare since...seems nobody wants a real relationship anymore...just fwb and hookups. I like anything outdoors, alternative medicine, classic rock. I live way out in the country in Alabama, but I'm from Ohio originally.
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Btw, i dont know how to post a pic...for years I had a paid member account here, but my PayPal account got screwed up...
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You can upload pics on tinypic.com

copy and past the URL here after and voila
:)
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I don't think I can copy and paste on my phone...that's why ...my laptop is down. I'll try...
Kraut the Deplorable

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Hmmm... time to break out the big guns...

Meet Diesel ladies... He's 3 and a half months old and looking for that special lady to scratch his belly and give sweet puppy kisses to!

deez
 Quoting: CalmShock


Who do we have to go through to get to the puppy? He is adorable!
 Quoting: Kraut the Deplorable


I second Kraut. Sign me up as a puppy momma.
 Quoting: Patriotic Puppy Breath


I adopted the little bugger a week ago. He had a bit of a rough start before I got him, but he's pretty damn awesome and learning quick.

We need to determine you two ladies sammich making abilities before I commit to anything though..

SAMMICH-OFF FOR CALMS LOVE
 Quoting: CalmShock



I'll make any kind of sandwich, panini, I'm especially good at grilled cheese. I'll throw in poboys too. Diesel gets a bite of everything.
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Who do we have to go through to get to the puppy? He is adorable!
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I second Kraut. Sign me up as a puppy momma.
 Quoting: Patriotic Puppy Breath


I adopted the little bugger a week ago. He had a bit of a rough start before I got him, but he's pretty damn awesome and learning quick.

We need to determine you two ladies sammich making abilities before I commit to anything though..

SAMMICH-OFF FOR CALMS LOVE
 Quoting: CalmShock



I'll make any kind of sandwich, panini, I'm especially good at grilled cheese. I'll throw in poboys too. Diesel gets a bite of everything.
 Quoting: Kraut the Deplorable


lol, my master plan.... IT'S WORKING!!!

Diesel gets mad treats when he wakes up from his nap... best internet wingman ever.
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hiding
 Quoting: Simple27


maybe this time it wont be a prMOblem?


:O

chuckle
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That was a good one hf
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hf
Asouthernkrissy
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I tried, it won't work...any other ideas?
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 Quoting: TheTruthMonger™


hiding
 Quoting: Simple27


maybe this time it wont be a prMOblem?


:O

chuckle
 Quoting: TheTruthMonger™


That was a good one hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 67787679


It was the 'crush' thread. C'mon people lol!

jaynod

hf
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02/14/2017 11:09 PM
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I'm late to the game, but there are 53 minutes left to find a valentine for me and my black lab (we are 44 & 8, respectively). We are both relatively well behaved. Josh and Hudson here...

[link to i.imgur.com (secure)]

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CalmShock  (OP)

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02/14/2017 11:12 PM
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I tried, it won't work...any other ideas?
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android or iphone?
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I'm late to the game, but there are 53 minutes left to find a valentine for me and my black lab (we are 44 & 8, respectively). We are both relatively well behaved.

[link to i.imgur.com (secure)]
 Quoting: X1811


Well here's a dapper looking dude if I might say so myself...

Post puppy pics dude, I've cracked the code..
Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock
Asouthernkrissy
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02/14/2017 11:18 PM
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I tried, it won't work...any other ideas?
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android or iphone?
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Its a samsung, I guess android
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I tried, it won't work...any other ideas?
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android or iphone?
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Its a samsung, I guess android
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when you hit upload I believe you need to look in the DCIM folder...
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I'm late to the game, but there are 53 minutes left to find a valentine for me and my black lab (we are 44 & 8, respectively). We are both relatively well behaved.

[link to i.imgur.com (secure)]
 Quoting: X1811


Well here's a dapper looking dude if I might say so myself...

Post puppy pics dude, I've cracked the code..
 Quoting: CalmShock


I added puppy pics, got him from the rescue when he was 4 months old. What code did you crack?

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02/14/2017 11:26 PM
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Most of you already know the drill. There's been some success with these threads in the past so who knows, if you're alone eating ice cream out of the box in your snuggie watching How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days in tears, or you've just finished painting your fingernails red, sitting on your hand till it goes numb and jacking off in the mirror so it feels like a stranger...

You might want to give this thread a chance...

Post a picture of yourself if you aren't too shy and/or just tell everyone about yourself so we can secretly judge and possibly mock you into realization you're destined to be alone forever...

I'll start things off...

:calmshocker:


35 and single although I frequent tinder quite often. Once took a long walk down the beach and cut my foot open on broken glass.

Looking for that special someone who won't poison my food and isn't shy to pick up a random drunk chick from the bar for some three way action!

Living in Canada under Liberal Dictatorship, looking for marriage/citizenship.
 Quoting: CalmShock


Oh to be young again!Love your humor and you are a fine looking young man!
 Quoting: Sassy Granny


To hell with being young.

It gave me an invalid sense of hope.

1rof1
 Quoting: The Comedian :D


I want to see a pic of you Comedian, you are my personal favorite!
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Most of you already know the drill. There's been some success with these threads in the past so who knows, if you're alone eating ice cream out of the box in your snuggie watching How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days in tears, or you've just finished painting your fingernails red, sitting on your hand till it goes numb and jacking off in the mirror so it feels like a stranger...

You might want to give this thread a chance...

Post a picture of yourself if you aren't too shy and/or just tell everyone about yourself so we can secretly judge and possibly mock you into realization you're destined to be alone forever...

I'll start things off...

calmshocker


35 and single although I frequent tinder quite often. Once took a long walk down the beach and cut my foot open on broken glass.

Looking for that special someone who won't poison my food and isn't shy to pick up a random drunk chick from the bar for some three way action!

Living in Canada under Liberal Dictatorship, looking for marriage/citizenship.
 Quoting: CalmShock


Oh to be young again!Love your humor and you are a fine looking young man!
 Quoting: Sassy Granny


To hell with being young.

It gave me an invalid sense of hope.

1rof1
 Quoting: The Comedian :D


I want to see a pic of you Comedian, you are my personal favorite!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73664534


Isn't that the pic of him in his avatar?!?
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02/14/2017 11:32 PM
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Most of you already know the drill. There's been some success with these threads in the past so who knows, if you're alone eating ice cream out of the box in your snuggie watching How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days in tears, or you've just finished painting your fingernails red, sitting on your hand till it goes numb and jacking off in the mirror so it feels like a stranger...

You might want to give this thread a chance...

Post a picture of yourself if you aren't too shy and/or just tell everyone about yourself so we can secretly judge and possibly mock you into realization you're destined to be alone forever...

I'll start things off...

calmshocker


35 and single although I frequent tinder quite often. Once took a long walk down the beach and cut my foot open on broken glass.

Looking for that special someone who won't poison my food and isn't shy to pick up a random drunk chick from the bar for some three way action!

Living in Canada under Liberal Dictatorship, looking for marriage/citizenship.
 Quoting: CalmShock


Oh to be young again!Love your humor and you are a fine looking young man!
 Quoting: Sassy Granny


To hell with being young.

It gave me an invalid sense of hope.

1rof1
 Quoting: The Comedian :D


I want to see a pic of you Comedian, you are my personal favorite!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73664534


Yes. I want to see him too. Enough of the mysterious stuff.
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02/14/2017 11:40 PM
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Oh to be young again!Love your humor and you are a fine looking young man!
 Quoting: Sassy Granny


To hell with being young.

It gave me an invalid sense of hope.

1rof1
 Quoting: The Comedian :D


I want to see a pic of you Comedian, you are my personal favorite!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73664534


Yes. I want to see him too. Enough of the mysterious stuff.
 Quoting: Deplorable Mary


He posted one years ago. I remember him in a cowboy hat and a bottle of whiskey or something...
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02/14/2017 11:41 PM
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Hmmm... time to break out the big guns...

Meet Diesel ladies... He's 3 and a half months old and looking for that special lady to scratch his belly and give sweet puppy kisses to!

deez
 Quoting: CalmShock


You're absolutely adorable Diesel.
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Who do we have to go through to get to the puppy? He is adorable!
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I second Kraut. Sign me up as a puppy momma.
 Quoting: Patriotic Puppy Breath


I adopted the little bugger a week ago. He had a bit of a rough start before I got him, but he's pretty damn awesome and learning quick.

We need to determine you two ladies sammich making abilities before I commit to anything though..

SAMMICH-OFF FOR CALMS LOVE
 Quoting: CalmShock



I'll make any kind of sandwich, panini, I'm especially good at grilled cheese. I'll throw in poboys too. Diesel gets a bite of everything.
 Quoting: Kraut the Deplorable


Paninis and grilled cheese?!!
glassesoff cool2 cheers
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I'm late to the game, but there are 53 minutes left to find a valentine for me and my black lab (we are 44 & 8, respectively). We are both relatively well behaved.

[link to i.imgur.com (secure)]
 Quoting: X1811


Well here's a dapper looking dude if I might say so myself...

Post puppy pics dude, I've cracked the code..
 Quoting: CalmShock


I added puppy pics, got him from the rescue when he was 4 months old. What code did you crack?
 Quoting: X1811


That canines attract the chicks.
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Looking for a simple doll who makes a good BLT. Must be physically fit, self supporting and submissive. No blondes, poker dames or meth heads. No tatted up bikers. No dykes. Been married and divorced 7 times. I pay every last nickel in child support. No single mothers need apply.

I also like my feet rubbed on the daily. DM me asap.
 Quoting: ShaddapAlready


Make your own damn BLT!

Oh wait, reading further....divorced 7 times? You sound like a good catch!

Happy Valentine's Day, sweetheart!
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I would love a relationship.
Don't dismiss your own experience to allow other people’s perceptions.
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To hell with being young.

It gave me an invalid sense of hope.

1rof1
 Quoting: The Comedian :D


I want to see a pic of you Comedian, you are my personal favorite!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73664534


Yes. I want to see him too. Enough of the mysterious stuff.
 Quoting: Deplorable Mary


He posted one years ago. I remember him in a cowboy hat and a bottle of whiskey or something...
 Quoting: CalmShock


^^^
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I'm late to the game, but there are 53 minutes left to find a valentine for me and my black lab (we are 44 & 8, respectively). We are both relatively well behaved.

[link to i.imgur.com (secure)]
 Quoting: X1811


Well here's a dapper looking dude if I might say so myself...

Post puppy pics dude, I've cracked the code..
 Quoting: CalmShock


Wait until you learn to borrow the baby niece or nephew for the afternoon.

For some strange reason chicks like dudes with babies. If they are well behaved.

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I'm late to the game, but there are 53 minutes left to find a valentine for me and my black lab (we are 44 & 8, respectively). We are both relatively well behaved.

[link to i.imgur.com (secure)]
 Quoting: X1811


Well here's a dapper looking dude if I might say so myself...

Post puppy pics dude, I've cracked the code..
 Quoting: CalmShock


I added puppy pics, got him from the rescue when he was 4 months old. What code did you crack?
 Quoting: X1811


That canines attract the chicks.
 Quoting: Kraut the Deplorable


The staff at doggie daycare said he had two girlfriends, but that sounds like asking for trouble to me ;-)
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Most of you already know the drill. There's been some success with these threads in the past so who knows, if you're alone eating ice cream out of the box in your snuggie watching How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days in tears, or you've just finished painting your fingernails red, sitting on your hand till it goes numb and jacking off in the mirror so it feels like a stranger...

You might want to give this thread a chance...

Post a picture of yourself if you aren't too shy and/or just tell everyone about yourself so we can secretly judge and possibly mock you into realization you're destined to be alone forever...

I'll start things off...

:calmshocker:


35 and single although I frequent tinder quite often. Once took a long walk down the beach and cut my foot open on broken glass.

Looking for that special someone who won't poison my food and isn't shy to pick up a random drunk chick from the bar for some three way action!

Living in Canada under Liberal Dictatorship, looking for marriage/citizenship.
 Quoting: CalmShock


Too bad you live in Canada. 34 y/o Irish/German female here in the states single after 1.5 year relationship break-up.
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I'm late to the game, but there are 53 minutes left to find a valentine for me and my black lab (we are 44 & 8, respectively). We are both relatively well behaved.

[link to i.imgur.com (secure)]
 Quoting: X1811


Well here's a dapper looking dude if I might say so myself...

Post puppy pics dude, I've cracked the code..
 Quoting: CalmShock


Wait until you learn to borrow the baby niece or nephew for the afternoon.

For some strange reason chicks like dudes with babies. If they are well behaved.
 Quoting: Nefarious Libertine


I could see that too, you just need to get them a onesie that says "no baby mama drama".
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I would love a relationship.
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groucho
pool
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I would love a relationship.
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groucho
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groucho
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CalmShock  (OP)

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I'm late to the game, but there are 53 minutes left to find a valentine for me and my black lab (we are 44 & 8, respectively). We are both relatively well behaved.

[link to i.imgur.com (secure)]
 Quoting: X1811


Well here's a dapper looking dude if I might say so myself...

Post puppy pics dude, I've cracked the code..
 Quoting: CalmShock


Wait until you learn to borrow the baby niece or nephew for the afternoon.

For some strange reason chicks like dudes with babies. If they are well behaved.
 Quoting: Nefarious Libertine


Your science is sound....

I don't have any brothers or sisters though... There should be an app for that... rent a nephew

fistpump
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I would love a relationship.
 Quoting: pool


groucho
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groucho
 Quoting: pool


humping
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