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Valentines Day 2017 Dating Thread!!!

 
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02/15/2017 12:32 AM
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im trying to nail pool
but shes busy fingering her belly button hole
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46772437


It's easy to see how the condition could become an issue in this case...

damned

Ok pool, who's it going to be? Let's be clear here... sugar twig doesn't have a puppy...
 Quoting: CalmShock


I never had herpes

I think you are getting me mixed up with patrick bateman

lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46772437


I was wondering earlier in the thread where that guy went... Maybe his head fell off his shoulders after all the neck surgeries... :/
 Quoting: CalmShock


lol

I remember the big long story he wrote to get a date and he accidentally wrote something about giving ladies herpes ,,

he didnt mean to write it that way though, everyone had to correct him

I still laugh about it everytime I hear someone mention herpes
lol
pool
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02/15/2017 12:32 AM

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Hmph... nevermind

must be a lesbian.

backsout
 Quoting: CalmShock


You can back out, but don't make up a reason.
Don't dismiss your own experience to allow other people’s perceptions.
CalmShock  (OP)

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02/15/2017 12:34 AM
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" Looking for that special someone who won't poison my food and isn't shy to pick up a random drunk chick from the bar for some three way action!"


Now that's a very special girl your on the lookout for.

wtf
 Quoting: sacred energy


I'd be ok with the occasional prostate massage also... nothing past the second knuckle though ladies, I have standards...
 Quoting: CalmShock


Sorry I would help but I have no hands bubba...can get in up to the elbow?
 Quoting: Lilbabez33


That depends... do you even lift..?

Ain't nobody got time for jacked forearms!
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pool
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we're a match made in heaven hugs

I do not have 3 of those you listed
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Great. Do you own a plane?
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02/15/2017 12:34 AM
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Hmph... nevermind

must be a lesbian.

:backsout:
 Quoting: CalmShock


You can back out, but don't make up a reason.
 Quoting: pool


im still in hitit

im all yours babe
pool
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02/15/2017 12:36 AM

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im still in hitit

im all yours babe
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Are you sure, I can't tell.
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02/15/2017 12:36 AM
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Re: Valentines Day 2017 Dating Thread!!!
we're a match made in heaven hugs

I do not have 3 of those you listed
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Great. Do you own a plane?
 Quoting: pool


no
I only fly in UFO's
pool
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02/15/2017 12:37 AM

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no
I only fly in UFO's
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46772437


I don't believe in UFO's.
Don't dismiss your own experience to allow other people’s perceptions.
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02/15/2017 12:38 AM
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im still in hitit

im all yours babe
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46772437


Are you sure, I can't tell.
 Quoting: pool


lol

well I didnt mean 'INSIDE'

I meant im still 'in' the race for your LOVE ;)
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02/15/2017 12:39 AM
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It's easy to see how the condition could become an issue in this case...

damned

Ok pool, who's it going to be? Let's be clear here... sugar twig doesn't have a puppy...
 Quoting: CalmShock


I never had herpes

I think you are getting me mixed up with patrick bateman

lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46772437


I was wondering earlier in the thread where that guy went... Maybe his head fell off his shoulders after all the neck surgeries... :/
 Quoting: CalmShock


lol

I remember the big long story he wrote to get a date and he accidentally wrote something about giving ladies herpes ,,

he didnt mean to write it that way though, everyone had to correct him

I still laugh about it everytime I hear someone mention herpes
lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46772437


LMFAO... I forgot about that...

I was going to open the thread up with the time I moved to a set of bushes outside this chicks window in Yugoslavia. Stayed there for 6 weeks before somebody noticed all the empty packs of ramen noodles I'd been eating raw to survive on and called the cops...

Sure glad I didn't throw that out there.
Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock
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Re: Valentines Day 2017 Dating Thread!!!
no
I only fly in UFO's
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46772437


I don't believe in UFO's.
 Quoting: pool


tell me what airport your closest too and I can book a return-ticket for you ;)

1 week visit ?

or would 9 1/2 weeks be better ?
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02/15/2017 12:40 AM
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Hi friend.
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im still in hitit

im all yours babe
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46772437


Are you sure, I can't tell.
 Quoting: pool


LOL

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02/15/2017 12:41 AM
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Hi friend.
 Quoting: Rochelle


That you?!?

Noooooo.....
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02/15/2017 12:41 AM

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I meant im still 'in' the race for your LOVE ;)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46772437


Speaking of races.You better fucking be white.
Don't dismiss your own experience to allow other people’s perceptions.
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02/15/2017 12:42 AM
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I never had herpes

I think you are getting me mixed up with patrick bateman

lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46772437


I was wondering earlier in the thread where that guy went... Maybe his head fell off his shoulders after all the neck surgeries... :/
 Quoting: CalmShock


lol

I remember the big long story he wrote to get a date and he accidentally wrote something about giving ladies herpes ,,

he didnt mean to write it that way though, everyone had to correct him

I still laugh about it everytime I hear someone mention herpes
lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46772437


LMFAO... I forgot about that...

I was going to open the thread up with the time I moved to a set of bushes outside this chicks window in Yugoslavia. Stayed there for 6 weeks before somebody noticed all the empty packs of ramen noodles I'd been eating raw to survive on and called the cops...

Sure glad I didn't throw that out there.
 Quoting: CalmShock


yeah if you come off as too crazy they tend to get scared off

chuckle
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Re: Valentines Day 2017 Dating Thread!!!
Hi friend.
 Quoting: Rochelle


That you?!?

Noooooo.....
 Quoting: CalmShock


Yesssss... hi. hiu2efine
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02/15/2017 12:43 AM
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Re: Valentines Day 2017 Dating Thread!!!
I meant im still 'in' the race for your LOVE ;)
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Speaking of races.You better fucking be white.
 Quoting: pool


LOL
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02/15/2017 12:44 AM
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flip
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clappaclappa
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I meant im still 'in' the race for your LOVE ;)
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Speaking of races.You better fucking be white.
 Quoting: pool


do you have another contact ? or only on here
pool
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02/15/2017 12:45 AM

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46772437


Don't be so gross. I've not demeaned you in stereotypes.
Don't dismiss your own experience to allow other people’s perceptions.
CalmShock  (OP)

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02/15/2017 12:45 AM
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Re: Valentines Day 2017 Dating Thread!!!
Hi friend.
 Quoting: Rochelle


That you?!?

Noooooo.....
 Quoting: CalmShock


Yesssss... hi. hiu2efine
 Quoting: Rochelle


Well fuckity shit goddamnit!!!

How the hell you been gorgeous? It's be a few years, hasn't it...
Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock
pool
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02/15/2017 12:46 AM

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I meant im still 'in' the race for your LOVE ;)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46772437


Speaking of races.You better fucking be white.
 Quoting: pool


do you have another contact ? or only on here
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46772437


So far you've entertained.

Last Edited by pool on 02/15/2017 12:47 AM
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46772437


Don't be so gross. I've not demeaned you in stereotypes.
 Quoting: pool


relax
it was a cartoon joke to your response ...
when you said

"are you in?, I cant tell"
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02/15/2017 12:47 AM
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Re: Valentines Day 2017 Dating Thread!!!
It sure has and I am doing very well. Thanks for making me blush. Anywho seems like you are looking for a new GLP lady. Lol. Is the family all doing ok? How are you, much happier it seems.
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Re: Valentines Day 2017 Dating Thread!!!
Looking for a simple doll who makes a good BLT. Must be physically fit, self supporting and submissive. No blondes, poker dames or meth heads. No tatted up bikers. No dykes. Been married and divorced 7 times. I pay every last nickel in child support. No single mothers need apply.

I also like my feet rubbed on the daily. DM me asap.
 Quoting: ShaddapAlready


:makemesammich:
 Quoting: Simple27


NOOOO, Well maybe ? lol
CalmShock  (OP)

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I meant im still 'in' the race for your LOVE ;)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46772437


Speaking of races.You better fucking be white.
 Quoting: pool


do you have another contact ? or only on here
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46772437


So far you've entertained the OP and your own self.
 Quoting: pool


hmmuahaha

Good luck with this one Sugartwig...
Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock
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relax
it was a cartoon joke to your response ...
when you said

"are you in?, I cant tell"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46772437


You're right, Thanks for saying something.
Don't dismiss your own experience to allow other people’s perceptions.
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Speaking of races.You better fucking be white.
 Quoting: pool


do you have another contact ? or only on here
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46772437


So far you've entertained the OP and your own self.
 Quoting: pool


:hmmuahaha:

Good luck with this one Sugartwig...
 Quoting: CalmShock


yeah

time to go I guess eh

lol
pool
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Good luck with this one Sugartwig...
 Quoting: CalmShock


Experienced men like a challenge.
Don't dismiss your own experience to allow other people’s perceptions.





GLP