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Valentines Day 2017 Dating Thread!!!

 
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haha man i been around
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most gemini girls are tricky psychotards or skitzo
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Two gals together.

hiding
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its me from the other place lol.
 Quoting: Beer00


You motherfucker, where the hell you been?

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The plot thickens.
 Quoting: pool


This immediately made you horny. I can tell.
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Peruvian Monorail
 Quoting: CalmShock


You say that, but have you really been to Peru?
Don't dismiss your own experience to allow other people’s perceptions.
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02/15/2017 01:15 AM
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nope
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So airports are local.
 Quoting: pool


I worked on the road all my life. living in and out of motels from city to city all over north america for my job.
but that all stopped in 2011.
now im a home body.

I have two international airports close to me. one is a 40 minute drive south east of me
and the other is about 75 minute drive south west of me.
I call that local.

I dont live in a city. im out in the forest where the stars shine brightly.
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...


How did you get handed such an awful troll?
 Quoting: pool


I beat god in a poker game once... He's never let me live it down...
 Quoting: CalmShock


Spanish train ?

or

Spanish caravan ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46772437


Peruvian Monorail
 Quoting: CalmShock


oh I see

the bullet train
pool
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This immediately made you horny. I can tell.
 Quoting: CalmShock


Fascinated with a dating thread where men bond.
Don't dismiss your own experience to allow other people’s perceptions.
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Peruvian Monorail
 Quoting: CalmShock


You say that, but have you really been to Peru?
 Quoting: pool


Peruvian's been to me ;)
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Peruvian Monorail
 Quoting: CalmShock


You say that, but have you really been to Peru?
 Quoting: pool


4 years I've been planning to go...

oh great.. now you made me cry...
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Peruvian Monorail
 Quoting: CalmShock


You say that, but have you really been to Peru?
 Quoting: pool


4 years I've been planning to go...

oh great.. now you made me cry...
 Quoting: CalmShock


TBC-cryn
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Ok well just so you know

hi
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This immediately made you horny. I can tell.
 Quoting: CalmShock


Fascinated with a dating thread where men bond.
 Quoting: pool


It's not dissimilar to a speed dating forum where more then half the women decide they all need to go to the bathroom at the same time...

The opposite sex will forever remain a mystery to both sides, lol

and no, I've never speed dated but I bet it would be fucking hilarious.
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4 years I've been planning to go...

 Quoting: CalmShock


I was invited to dance with a masked spirit on that train.

Force yourself to go.
Don't dismiss your own experience to allow other people’s perceptions.
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Peruvian Monorail
 Quoting: CalmShock


You say that, but have you really been to Peru?
 Quoting: pool


Peruvian's been to me ;)
 Quoting: Beer00


That peruvian flake hombre!!

pablobear
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The opposite sex will forever remain a mystery to both sides, lol

 Quoting: CalmShock


Men are no longer a mystery to me but a _________.
Don't dismiss your own experience to allow other people’s perceptions.
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02/15/2017 01:21 AM
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Re: Valentines Day 2017 Dating Thread!!!
Most of you already know the drill. There's been some success with these threads in the past so who knows, if you're alone eating ice cream out of the box in your snuggie watching How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days in tears, or you've just finished painting your fingernails red, sitting on your hand till it goes numb and jacking off in the mirror so it feels like a stranger...

You might want to give this thread a chance...

Post a picture of yourself if you aren't too shy and/or just tell everyone about yourself so we can secretly judge and possibly mock you into realization you're destined to be alone forever...

I'll start things off...

:calmshocker:


35 and single although I frequent tinder quite often. Once took a long walk down the beach and cut my foot open on broken glass.

Looking for that special someone who won't poison my food and isn't shy to pick up a random drunk chick from the bar for some three way action!

Living in Canada under Liberal Dictatorship, looking for marriage/citizenship.
 Quoting: CalmShock


I'll finish things off for you, you look like a complete Dick.
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4 years I've been planning to go...

 Quoting: CalmShock


I was invited to dance with a masked spirit on that train.

Force yourself to go.
 Quoting: pool


No force required. You'd be impressed by what I have planned when I go, but alas, tis not for this thread.
Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock
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rockon
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That peruvian flake hombre!!


 Quoting: CalmShock


It's actually a rosin made form tree bark ash, cocoa leaves and sap. It is slowly chewed to thwart hunger an elevate agility.
Don't dismiss your own experience to allow other people’s perceptions.
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The opposite sex will forever remain a mystery to both sides, lol

 Quoting: CalmShock


Men are no longer a mystery to me but a sexual necessity.
 Quoting: pool

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No force required. You'd be impressed by what I have planned when I go, but alas, tis not for this thread.
 Quoting: CalmShock


Shorten your timeline. Plan for a year, then go.
Don't dismiss your own experience to allow other people’s perceptions.
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Most of you already know the drill. There's been some success with these threads in the past so who knows, if you're alone eating ice cream out of the box in your snuggie watching How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days in tears, or you've just finished painting your fingernails red, sitting on your hand till it goes numb and jacking off in the mirror so it feels like a stranger...

You might want to give this thread a chance...

Post a picture of yourself if you aren't too shy and/or just tell everyone about yourself so we can secretly judge and possibly mock you into realization you're destined to be alone forever...

I'll start things off...

calmshocker


35 and single although I frequent tinder quite often. Once took a long walk down the beach and cut my foot open on broken glass.

Looking for that special someone who won't poison my food and isn't shy to pick up a random drunk chick from the bar for some three way action!

Living in Canada under Liberal Dictatorship, looking for marriage/citizenship.
 Quoting: CalmShock


I'll finish things off for you, you look like a complete Dick.
 Quoting: CaptiveR 73948477


Is it the shape of my head? I've been told my shoulders have a phallic shape to them as well..

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO CRUEL GOD?!?!?

That fucking poker game... I told you guys...
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No force required. You'd be impressed by what I have planned when I go, but alas, tis not for this thread.
 Quoting: CalmShock


Shorten your timeline. Plan for a year, then go.
 Quoting: pool


I'm shooting for 3-4 months
Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock
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:s27letmeloveu:
 Quoting: Simple27


I am saving myself for Julian. LOL
 Quoting: Starbird


Wise woman wink

hf
 Quoting: Simple27


Yea right, The first chad ,gotcha. Over and done. Damaged goods. hiding
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I've been told my shoulders have a phallic shape to them as well..

 Quoting: CalmShock


I'd have to guess you were about to blow up the dam behind you.
Don't dismiss your own experience to allow other people’s perceptions.
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Jeez, 8 pages with no conspiragirl pictures, just some creeper dudes , what a waste, i really wanted to make an account. oh well maybe next year..
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I've been told my shoulders have a phallic shape to them as well..

 Quoting: CalmShock


I'd have to guess you were about to blow up the dam behind you.
 Quoting: pool


Infrastructure terrorism 101... Take seemingly harmless pictures of targets to determine attack routes and maximum payload efficiency...

Needless to say...

THE DAM HAS BEEN DAMNED!!!

muahahaha
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Perfect Dillinger.
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so where else you been? tell me a story
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I would love a relationship.
 Quoting: pool


You posted in another thread happy valentines to your soulmate. What happened?





GLP