Dude you have to work on your line!! Try something like this instead.

Looking for a hetrosexual woman, a brainiac isn't important but a huge heart for the culinary arts is a big plus. I'm very energetic and looking for a girl that can keep up with lots of activities. I like self made women that has conquered or is conquering the corporate ladder, but yet is still susceptible to my charms.
I like real women that aren't afraid to be natural and don't feel the need to dye their hair or ink their lovely skin. I'm not into gambling or hard drugs.
I've had a bit of bad luck in picking out the wrong ladies in the past and those choices still haunt me today.
Looking for a lady with no children to distract her from me giving her all my attention. Just the two of us. Looking for that lovely lady to rub me right.
PM me.