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| Asouthernkrissy User ID: 73441579  United States02/14/2017 10:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Im widowed, 40s, very attractive...didn't even date for seven years at all until last summer. It's been a nightmare since...seems nobody wants a real relationship anymore...just fwb and hookups. I like anything outdoors, alternative medicine, classic rock. I live way out in the country in Alabama, but I'm from Ohio originally. Quoting: Asouthernkrissy 73441579 Btw, i dont know how to post a pic...for years I had a paid member account here, but my PayPal account got screwed up... You can upload pics on tinypic.com copy and past the URL here after and voila :) I don't think I can copy and paste on my phone...that's why ...my laptop is down. I'll try... |
Kraut the Deplorable  User ID: 43461814 United States02/14/2017 11:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hmmm... time to break out the big guns... Quoting: CalmShock Meet Diesel ladies... He's 3 and a half months old and looking for that special lady to scratch his belly and give sweet puppy kisses to!  Who do we have to go through to get to the puppy? He is adorable! I second Kraut. Sign me up as a puppy momma. I adopted the little bugger a week ago. He had a bit of a rough start before I got him, but he's pretty damn awesome and learning quick. We need to determine you two ladies sammich making abilities before I commit to anything though.. SAMMICH-OFF FOR CALMS LOVE I'll make any kind of sandwich, panini, I'm especially good at grilled cheese. I'll throw in poboys too. Diesel gets a bite of everything. Never forsake a Kraut for the sake of forsaking a Kraut |
| CalmShock (OP) User ID: 44402532  Canada02/14/2017 11:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I adopted the little bugger a week ago. He had a bit of a rough start before I got him, but he's pretty damn awesome and learning quick. We need to determine you two ladies sammich making abilities before I commit to anything though.. SAMMICH-OFF FOR CALMS LOVE I'll make any kind of sandwich, panini, I'm especially good at grilled cheese. I'll throw in poboys too. Diesel gets a bite of everything. lol, my master plan.... IT'S WORKING!!! Diesel gets mad treats when he wakes up from his nap... best internet wingman ever. Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock |
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| X1811 User ID: 73316485 United States02/14/2017 11:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm late to the game, but there are 53 minutes left to find a valentine for me and my black lab (we are 44 & 8, respectively). We are both relatively well behaved. Josh and Hudson here... [link to i.imgur.com (secure)] Last Edited by X1811 on 02/14/2017 11:27 PM All characters and events in this forum --even those based on real people-- are entirely fictional. All celebrity comments are impersonated...poorly. The above post contains coarse language and due to the content it should not be viewed by anyone. |
| CalmShock (OP) User ID: 44402532 Canada02/14/2017 11:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| CalmShock (OP) User ID: 44402532 Canada02/14/2017 11:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm late to the game, but there are 53 minutes left to find a valentine for me and my black lab (we are 44 & 8, respectively). We are both relatively well behaved. Quoting: X1811 [link to i.imgur.com (secure)] Well here's a dapper looking dude if I might say so myself... Post puppy pics dude, I've cracked the code.. Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock |
| Asouthernkrissy User ID: 73441579 United States02/14/2017 11:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| X1811 User ID: 73316485 United States02/14/2017 11:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm late to the game, but there are 53 minutes left to find a valentine for me and my black lab (we are 44 & 8, respectively). We are both relatively well behaved. Quoting: X1811 [link to i.imgur.com (secure)] Well here's a dapper looking dude if I might say so myself... Post puppy pics dude, I've cracked the code.. I added puppy pics, got him from the rescue when he was 4 months old. What code did you crack? Last Edited by X1811 on 02/14/2017 11:25 PM All characters and events in this forum --even those based on real people-- are entirely fictional. All celebrity comments are impersonated...poorly. The above post contains coarse language and due to the content it should not be viewed by anyone. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 73664534 United States02/14/2017 11:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Most of you already know the drill. There's been some success with these threads in the past so who knows, if you're alone eating ice cream out of the box in your snuggie watching How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days in tears, or you've just finished painting your fingernails red, sitting on your hand till it goes numb and jacking off in the mirror so it feels like a stranger... Quoting: CalmShock You might want to give this thread a chance... Post a picture of yourself if you aren't too shy and/or just tell everyone about yourself so we can secretly judge and possibly mock you into realization you're destined to be alone forever... I'll start things off... :calmshocker: 35 and single although I frequent tinder quite often. Once took a long walk down the beach and cut my foot open on broken glass. Looking for that special someone who won't poison my food and isn't shy to pick up a random drunk chick from the bar for some three way action! Living in Canada under Liberal Dictatorship, looking for marriage/citizenship. Oh to be young again!Love your humor and you are a fine looking young man! To hell with being young. It gave me an invalid sense of hope.  I want to see a pic of you Comedian, you are my personal favorite! |
| LTHN. User ID: 14529986 Canada02/14/2017 11:29 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Most of you already know the drill. There's been some success with these threads in the past so who knows, if you're alone eating ice cream out of the box in your snuggie watching How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days in tears, or you've just finished painting your fingernails red, sitting on your hand till it goes numb and jacking off in the mirror so it feels like a stranger... Quoting: CalmShock You might want to give this thread a chance... Post a picture of yourself if you aren't too shy and/or just tell everyone about yourself so we can secretly judge and possibly mock you into realization you're destined to be alone forever... I'll start things off...  35 and single although I frequent tinder quite often. Once took a long walk down the beach and cut my foot open on broken glass. Looking for that special someone who won't poison my food and isn't shy to pick up a random drunk chick from the bar for some three way action! Living in Canada under Liberal Dictatorship, looking for marriage/citizenship. Oh to be young again!Love your humor and you are a fine looking young man! To hell with being young. It gave me an invalid sense of hope. I want to see a pic of you Comedian, you are my personal favorite! Isn't that the pic of him in his avatar?!? "A wise man listens to the message and uses his logic and discernment to process it, a fool negates the message by prejudging the messenger." "He whose centre is everywhere and whose circumference is nowhere." |
| Deplorable Mary User ID: 45434498 United States02/14/2017 11:32 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Most of you already know the drill. There's been some success with these threads in the past so who knows, if you're alone eating ice cream out of the box in your snuggie watching How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days in tears, or you've just finished painting your fingernails red, sitting on your hand till it goes numb and jacking off in the mirror so it feels like a stranger... Quoting: CalmShock You might want to give this thread a chance... Post a picture of yourself if you aren't too shy and/or just tell everyone about yourself so we can secretly judge and possibly mock you into realization you're destined to be alone forever... I'll start things off... 35 and single although I frequent tinder quite often. Once took a long walk down the beach and cut my foot open on broken glass. Looking for that special someone who won't poison my food and isn't shy to pick up a random drunk chick from the bar for some three way action! Living in Canada under Liberal Dictatorship, looking for marriage/citizenship. Oh to be young again!Love your humor and you are a fine looking young man! To hell with being young. It gave me an invalid sense of hope. I want to see a pic of you Comedian, you are my personal favorite! Yes. I want to see him too. Enough of the mysterious stuff. |
| CalmShock (OP) User ID: 44402532 Canada02/14/2017 11:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I want to see a pic of you Comedian, you are my personal favorite! Yes. I want to see him too. Enough of the mysterious stuff. He posted one years ago. I remember him in a cowboy hat and a bottle of whiskey or something... Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock |
| NotStarvingActress User ID: 63200549 United States02/14/2017 11:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| X1811 User ID: 73316485 United States02/14/2017 11:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I adopted the little bugger a week ago. He had a bit of a rough start before I got him, but he's pretty damn awesome and learning quick. We need to determine you two ladies sammich making abilities before I commit to anything though.. SAMMICH-OFF FOR CALMS LOVE I'll make any kind of sandwich, panini, I'm especially good at grilled cheese. I'll throw in poboys too. Diesel gets a bite of everything. Paninis and grilled cheese?!!    All characters and events in this forum --even those based on real people-- are entirely fictional. All celebrity comments are impersonated...poorly. The above post contains coarse language and due to the content it should not be viewed by anyone. |
| Kraut the Deplorable User ID: 43461814 United States02/14/2017 11:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm late to the game, but there are 53 minutes left to find a valentine for me and my black lab (we are 44 & 8, respectively). We are both relatively well behaved. Quoting: X1811 [link to i.imgur.com (secure)] Well here's a dapper looking dude if I might say so myself... Post puppy pics dude, I've cracked the code.. I added puppy pics, got him from the rescue when he was 4 months old. What code did you crack? That canines attract the chicks. Never forsake a Kraut for the sake of forsaking a Kraut |
| nutmeg User ID: 70579162 United States02/14/2017 11:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Looking for a simple doll who makes a good BLT. Must be physically fit, self supporting and submissive. No blondes, poker dames or meth heads. No tatted up bikers. No dykes. Been married and divorced 7 times. I pay every last nickel in child support. No single mothers need apply. Quoting: ShaddapAlready I also like my feet rubbed on the daily. DM me asap. Make your own damn BLT! Oh wait, reading further....divorced 7 times? You sound like a good catch! Happy Valentine's Day, sweetheart! |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 70566490 United States02/14/2017 11:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Simple27 User ID: 48123712 United States02/14/2017 11:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I want to see a pic of you Comedian, you are my personal favorite! Yes. I want to see him too. Enough of the mysterious stuff. He posted one years ago. I remember him in a cowboy hat and a bottle of whiskey or something... ^^^ ~*Ride the Wave*~ |
| Nefarious Libertine User ID: 73541692 United States02/14/2017 11:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm late to the game, but there are 53 minutes left to find a valentine for me and my black lab (we are 44 & 8, respectively). We are both relatively well behaved. Quoting: X1811 [link to i.imgur.com (secure)] Well here's a dapper looking dude if I might say so myself... Post puppy pics dude, I've cracked the code.. Wait until you learn to borrow the baby niece or nephew for the afternoon. For some strange reason chicks like dudes with babies. If they are well behaved. Last Edited by Nefarious Libertine on 02/14/2017 11:52 PM We do not learn from history because our studies are brief and prejudiced. In a surprising manner, 250 years emerges as the average length of national greatness. This average has not varied for 3,000years. The stages of the rise and fall of great nations seem to be: The Age of Pioneers , The Age of Conquests ,The Age of Commerce ,The Age of Affluence ,The Age of Intellect ,The Age of Decadence. Decadence is marked by: Defensiveness, Pessimism, Materialism,Frivolity An influx of foreigners The Welfare State A weakening of religion. Decadence is due to: Too long a period of wealth and power, Selfishness Love of money ,The loss of a sense of duty. The life histories of great states are amazingly similar, and are due to internal factors. Their falls are diverse, because they are largely the result of external causes. - Sir John Glubb The Fate of Empires We are at the end of the Age of Decadence heading into COLLAPSE |
| X1811 User ID: 73316485 United States02/14/2017 11:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm late to the game, but there are 53 minutes left to find a valentine for me and my black lab (we are 44 & 8, respectively). We are both relatively well behaved. Quoting: X1811 [link to i.imgur.com (secure)] Well here's a dapper looking dude if I might say so myself... Post puppy pics dude, I've cracked the code.. I added puppy pics, got him from the rescue when he was 4 months old. What code did you crack? That canines attract the chicks. The staff at doggie daycare said he had two girlfriends, but that sounds like asking for trouble to me ;-) All characters and events in this forum --even those based on real people-- are entirely fictional. All celebrity comments are impersonated...poorly. The above post contains coarse language and due to the content it should not be viewed by anyone. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 73989142 United States02/14/2017 11:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Most of you already know the drill. There's been some success with these threads in the past so who knows, if you're alone eating ice cream out of the box in your snuggie watching How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days in tears, or you've just finished painting your fingernails red, sitting on your hand till it goes numb and jacking off in the mirror so it feels like a stranger... Quoting: CalmShock You might want to give this thread a chance... Post a picture of yourself if you aren't too shy and/or just tell everyone about yourself so we can secretly judge and possibly mock you into realization you're destined to be alone forever... I'll start things off... :calmshocker: 35 and single although I frequent tinder quite often. Once took a long walk down the beach and cut my foot open on broken glass. Looking for that special someone who won't poison my food and isn't shy to pick up a random drunk chick from the bar for some three way action! Living in Canada under Liberal Dictatorship, looking for marriage/citizenship. Too bad you live in Canada. 34 y/o Irish/German female here in the states single after 1.5 year relationship break-up. |
| X1811 User ID: 73316485 United States02/14/2017 11:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm late to the game, but there are 53 minutes left to find a valentine for me and my black lab (we are 44 & 8, respectively). We are both relatively well behaved. Quoting: X1811 [link to i.imgur.com (secure)] Well here's a dapper looking dude if I might say so myself... Post puppy pics dude, I've cracked the code.. Wait until you learn to borrow the baby niece or nephew for the afternoon. For some strange reason chicks like dudes with babies. If they are well behaved. I could see that too, you just need to get them a onesie that says "no baby mama drama". All characters and events in this forum --even those based on real people-- are entirely fictional. All celebrity comments are impersonated...poorly. The above post contains coarse language and due to the content it should not be viewed by anyone. |
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| CalmShock (OP) User ID: 44402532 Canada02/15/2017 12:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm late to the game, but there are 53 minutes left to find a valentine for me and my black lab (we are 44 & 8, respectively). We are both relatively well behaved. Quoting: X1811 [link to i.imgur.com (secure)] Well here's a dapper looking dude if I might say so myself... Post puppy pics dude, I've cracked the code.. Wait until you learn to borrow the baby niece or nephew for the afternoon. For some strange reason chicks like dudes with babies. If they are well behaved. Your science is sound.... I don't have any brothers or sisters though... There should be an app for that... rent a nephew  Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock |
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