Valentines Day 2017 Dating Thread!!!

Jeez, 8 pages with no conspiragirl pictures, just some creeper dudes , what a waste, i really wanted to make an account. oh well maybe next year..

"Gingerly approaching the water and cautiously dipping in a toe does not constitute a swim in the ocean."

I like to think I am the ocean, not sure your allegory is a good one..

Yea right, The first chad ,gotcha. Over and done. Damaged goods.

Yea right, The first chad ,gotcha. Over and done. Damaged goods.

It was the 'crush' thread. C'mon people lol!

Hi everybody!
I'm new around here.
I enjoy drinking, smoking, disco, gambling and long walks on the beach.

This is a picture of me a couple of years ago
shortly after my canoe capsized on my paddle from Wisconsin to Newfoundland.

:bu14:

Is MO around, I had wanted to say hello?

We're you pissing outside in the photo?

You sick man!

I'm pretty simple - just looking for someone who looks like Jennifer Tilly/Holly Body/Stacy Valentine. Likes to wear silver or black latex leggings or dresses in the bedroom. Must be white, clean, flawless skin, wears lots of makeup/perfume, fetish friendly (Rocco Siffredi style), good base tan, knows how to make a good sammich (no pickles), likes 80/90s music, into scary movies, and loves God.

Like I said, not really asking for much. Please reply with pics/vids if you think you can meet those requirements.

Look forward to meeting you.

Hmmm... time to break out the big guns...

Meet Diesel ladies... He's 3 and a half months old and looking for that special lady to scratch his belly and give sweet puppy kisses to!

Hi everybody!
I'm new around here.
I enjoy drinking, smoking, disco, gambling and long walks on the beach.

This is a picture of me a couple of years ago
shortly after my canoe capsized on my paddle from Wisconsin to Newfoundland.

Now wait a second...show them the picture of your REAL doggie....the one with the missing teeth.

If I could only remember where that post is...

You posted in another thread happy valentines to your soulmate. What happened?

Hi everybody!
I'm new around here.
I enjoy drinking, smoking, disco, gambling and long walks on the beach.

This is a picture of me a couple of years ago
shortly after my canoe capsized on my paddle from Wisconsin to Newfoundland.

:bu14:

I think she's a little schizophrenic
but thats Ok!
I like my women 'unpredictable'

She seems too solid for you to handle.

Lol.. unfortunately Diesel has a acquired a taste for methamphetamine :(....