Woman cuts of mans penis for NOT making eye contact...

It's spelt off, not of.

A fake news article reported that a cross-eyed woman cut off her partner's penis after he refused to look her in the eye during sex.

Was his willy winking at her

the fuck!

Man, after seeing her pic, I'm with him. That wandering eye thing always freaks me out when I'm in a meeting with someone like that. You don't know which eye they're looking at you with, so you stare at the wall or something. Her case might be the worst I've ever seen.

I didn't laugh, I swear!

Is that technically cross-eyed? They're not crossed. I've never seen anything like that.

Fake or not, that is funny!

It's the "me gusta" face.

Photoshopped.

So what eye should He have made eye contact with? I think She should have told Him that before they started doing the nasty.