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Gonna kill a raccoon tonight (hopefully). UPDATE: IT'S A POSSUM. UPDATE: not killing it.

 
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There's a raccoon that lives under my house. I can hear it growling/gurgling and brushing up against the steel duct work through the floor at night.

My plan is to bait it out with some sardines and then blast it with my AR.

I've seen the critter out on my deck before and it wasn't scared of me or my cats in the least. I saw it go back under my deck and under the house.

I'm going to stake out the deck tonight and hopefully will be adding a coon skin hat to my cowboy action shooting wardrobe.

Wish me luck!

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Just be careful.
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Just be careful.
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Will do.
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Waste of ammo.id let my 140 pound bull mastiff tear it a new asshole
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dont shoot your foot

and send me the skin

im goona make a pop art installation
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you neighboroughs will not be pleases

that you shoot your weapons after the sunset
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You'll shoot your eye out!
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Waste of ammo.id let my 140 pound bull mastiff tear it a new asshole
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One round is all it will take. I have thousands.

Also, this critter very well could be rabid as a fuck.
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Lure it out with mango chutney and burnt hair....they like that....
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You'll shoot your eye out!
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Oh, I'll shoot an eye out but it won't be mine.
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pelase dont kill me
i am intelligent i work hard

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Lure it out with mango chutney and burnt hair....they like that....
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If there's one thing that raccoons love, it's half-rotten garbage. That's why I'm using cheap dollar store sardines. They're pretty much half-rotten garbage in a can.
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shoot !!! you fuckin bastard !!

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Waste of ammo.id let my 140 pound bull mastiff tear it a new asshole
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One round is all it will take. I have thousands.

Also, this critter very well could be rabid as a fuck.
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You're right about being rabid, some are around where I live.
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pelase dont kill me
i am intelligent i work hard

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I would rather NOT kill the thing but it's snarling and hissing and gurgling under my house every night. Plus, it's likely to damage the duct work.

Personally, I like raccoons for what they are but this one has to go to that big garbage pile in the sky.
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lol
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Don't forget to make your c00n d*ck toothpick, like s real southern gentleman.

Seriously, if you don't know what it is, look it up. Their penis has a bone that can be used as a life long toothpick.
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you neighboroughs will not be pleases

that you shoot your weapons after the sunset
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I own more than 80 acres. Not a neighbor in sight.
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i just wished to find a true family...

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Don't forget to make your c00n d*ck toothpick, like s real southern gentleman.

Seriously, if you don't know what it is, look it up. Their penis has a bone that can be used as a life long toothpick.
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It got quiet....
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Don't forget to make your c00n d*ck toothpick, like s real southern gentleman.

Seriously, if you don't know what it is, look it up. Their penis has a bone that can be used as a life long toothpick.
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I know what they are but I have a "no dicks in my mouth" policy.
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you neighboroughs will not be pleases

that you shoot your weapons after the sunset
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I own more than 80 acres. Not a neighbor in sight.
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Oh...
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Lure it out with mango chutney and burnt hair....they like that....
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If there's one thing that raccoons love, it's half-rotten garbage. That's why I'm using cheap dollar store sardines. They're pretty much half-rotten garbage in a can.
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I can appreciate what you're doing. I love wildlife including raccoons. But sometimes an animal can be a pest. There's no real peaceful way to handle a pest like a raccoon. Given the chance, it would probably bite my dick off.
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Don't get bitten.You will get infection at least .Worse case scenario you will get rabbies and die in agony.No kidding.Rabbies is one of the most lethal diseases

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Dubai was build when i had nothing
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That's great but try harder next time to make some fucking sense.
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I can appreciate what you're doing. I love wildlife including raccoons. But sometimes an animal can be a pest. There's no real peaceful way to handle a pest like a raccoon. Given the chance, it would probably bite my dick off.
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make a trap and put him in the cage

and bring him in the porperty of some dirty occultist bitch
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Don't get bitten.You will get infection at least .Worse case scenario you will get rabbies and die in agony.No kidding.Rabbies is one of the most lethal diseases

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I can appreciate what you're doing. I love wildlife including raccoons. But sometimes an animal can be a pest. There's no real peaceful way to handle a pest like a raccoon. Given the chance, it would probably bite my dick off.
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make a trap and put him in the cage

and bring him in the porperty of some dirty occultist bitch
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I don't think so.
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NO just trap and take and let lose at a body of water and it could have babies they are way cool animal , Im praying you do not killhf





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