Gonna kill a raccoon tonight (hopefully). UPDATE: IT'S A POSSUM. UPDATE: not killing it.

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Gonna kill a raccoon tonight (hopefully). UPDATE: IT'S A POSSUM. UPDATE: not killing it.
Literally Hitler Offer Upgrade User ID: 8640508 United States 02/18/2017 04:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Gonna kill a raccoon tonight (hopefully). UPDATE: IT'S A POSSUM. UPDATE: not killing it. There's a raccoon that lives under my house. I can hear it growling/gurgling and brushing up against the steel duct work through the floor at night. My plan is to bait it out with some sardines and then blast it with my AR. I've seen the critter out on my deck before and it wasn't scared of me or my cats in the least. I saw it go back under my deck and under the house. I'm going to stake out the deck tonight and hopefully will be adding a coon skin hat to my cowboy action shooting wardrobe. Wish me luck! Last Edited by Literally Hitler on 02/18/2017 08:25 PM

Forty Six & 2 User ID: 74106418 United States 02/18/2017 04:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Gonna kill a raccoon tonight (hopefully). UPDATE: IT'S A POSSUM. UPDATE: not killing it. Just be careful.
Literally Hitler (OP) User ID: 8640508 United States 02/18/2017 04:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Gonna kill a raccoon tonight (hopefully). UPDATE: IT'S A POSSUM. UPDATE: not killing it. Just be careful. Quoting: Forty Six & 2 Will do.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 67848085 United States 02/18/2017 04:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Gonna kill a raccoon tonight (hopefully). UPDATE: IT'S A POSSUM. UPDATE: not killing it. Waste of ammo.id let my 140 pound bull mastiff tear it a new asshole
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74103188 Italy 02/18/2017 04:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Gonna kill a raccoon tonight (hopefully). UPDATE: IT'S A POSSUM. UPDATE: not killing it. dont shoot your foot and send me the skin im goona make a pop art installation
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74103188 Italy 02/18/2017 04:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Gonna kill a raccoon tonight (hopefully). UPDATE: IT'S A POSSUM. UPDATE: not killing it. you neighboroughs will not be pleases that you shoot your weapons after the sunset

Anonymous Coward User ID: 59607529 United States 02/18/2017 04:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Gonna kill a raccoon tonight (hopefully). UPDATE: IT'S A POSSUM. UPDATE: not killing it. You'll shoot your eye out!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 52389925 United States 02/18/2017 04:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Gonna kill a raccoon tonight (hopefully). UPDATE: IT'S A POSSUM. UPDATE: not killing it. [link to youtu.be (secure)]
Literally Hitler (OP) User ID: 8640508 United States 02/18/2017 04:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Gonna kill a raccoon tonight (hopefully). UPDATE: IT'S A POSSUM. UPDATE: not killing it. Waste of ammo.id let my 140 pound bull mastiff tear it a new asshole Quoting: Anonymous Coward 67848085 One round is all it will take. I have thousands. Also, this critter very well could be rabid as a fuck.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 4952032 United States 02/18/2017 04:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Gonna kill a raccoon tonight (hopefully). UPDATE: IT'S A POSSUM. UPDATE: not killing it. Lure it out with mango chutney and burnt hair....they like that....
Literally Hitler (OP) User ID: 8640508 United States 02/18/2017 04:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Gonna kill a raccoon tonight (hopefully). UPDATE: IT'S A POSSUM. UPDATE: not killing it. You'll shoot your eye out! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 59607529 Oh, I'll shoot an eye out but it won't be mine.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 74103188 Italy 02/18/2017 04:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Gonna kill a raccoon tonight (hopefully). UPDATE: IT'S A POSSUM. UPDATE: not killing it. pelase dont kill me i am intelligent i work hard [link to www.cutestpage.com]
Literally Hitler (OP) User ID: 8640508 United States 02/18/2017 04:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Gonna kill a raccoon tonight (hopefully). UPDATE: IT'S A POSSUM. UPDATE: not killing it. Lure it out with mango chutney and burnt hair....they like that.... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4952032 If there's one thing that raccoons love, it's half-rotten garbage. That's why I'm using cheap dollar store sardines. They're pretty much half-rotten garbage in a can.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74103188 Italy 02/18/2017 04:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Gonna kill a raccoon tonight (hopefully). UPDATE: IT'S A POSSUM. UPDATE: not killing it. shoot !!! you fuckin bastard !! [link to mountainx.com (secure)]
Anonymous Coward User ID: 73191101 United States 02/18/2017 04:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Gonna kill a raccoon tonight (hopefully). UPDATE: IT'S A POSSUM. UPDATE: not killing it. Waste of ammo.id let my 140 pound bull mastiff tear it a new asshole Quoting: Anonymous Coward 67848085 One round is all it will take. I have thousands. Also, this critter very well could be rabid as a fuck. Quoting: Literally Hitler You're right about being rabid, some are around where I live.
Literally Hitler (OP) User ID: 8640508 United States 02/18/2017 04:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Gonna kill a raccoon tonight (hopefully). UPDATE: IT'S A POSSUM. UPDATE: not killing it. pelase dont kill me i am intelligent i work hard [link to www.cutestpage.com] Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74103188 I would rather NOT kill the thing but it's snarling and hissing and gurgling under my house every night. Plus, it's likely to damage the duct work. Personally, I like raccoons for what they are but this one has to go to that big garbage pile in the sky.
Literally Hitler (OP) User ID: 8640508 United States 02/18/2017 04:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Gonna kill a raccoon tonight (hopefully). UPDATE: IT'S A POSSUM. UPDATE: not killing it. [link to youtu.be (secure)] Quoting: Anonymous Coward 52389925
SoberLife User ID: 70585330 Canada 02/18/2017 04:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Gonna kill a raccoon tonight (hopefully). UPDATE: IT'S A POSSUM. UPDATE: not killing it. Don't forget to make your c00n d*ck toothpick, like s real southern gentleman. Seriously, if you don't know what it is, look it up. Their penis has a bone that can be used as a life long toothpick.
Literally Hitler (OP) User ID: 8640508 United States 02/18/2017 04:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Gonna kill a raccoon tonight (hopefully). UPDATE: IT'S A POSSUM. UPDATE: not killing it. you neighboroughs will not be pleases that you shoot your weapons after the sunset Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74103188 I own more than 80 acres. Not a neighbor in sight.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74103188 Italy 02/18/2017 04:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Gonna kill a raccoon tonight (hopefully). UPDATE: IT'S A POSSUM. UPDATE: not killing it. i just wished to find a true family... [link to parcomega.ca] [link to media3.giphy.com (secure)] [link to i.imgur.com] [link to thechive.files.wordpress.com (secure)] [link to thechive.com] [link to www.cutestpaw.com] [link to media2.giphy.com (secure)]
Anonymous Coward User ID: 6278069 Netherlands 02/18/2017 04:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Gonna kill a raccoon tonight (hopefully). UPDATE: IT'S A POSSUM. UPDATE: not killing it. Don't forget to make your c00n dck toothpick, like s real southern gentleman. Seriously, if you don't know what it is, look it up. Their penis has a bone that can be used as a life long toothpick. Quoting: SoberLife* It got quiet....
Literally Hitler (OP) User ID: 8640508 United States 02/18/2017 04:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Gonna kill a raccoon tonight (hopefully). UPDATE: IT'S A POSSUM. UPDATE: not killing it. Don't forget to make your c00n dck toothpick, like s real southern gentleman. Seriously, if you don't know what it is, look it up. Their penis has a bone that can be used as a life long toothpick. Quoting: SoberLife* I know what they are but I have a "no dicks in my mouth" policy.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 6278069 Netherlands 02/18/2017 04:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Gonna kill a raccoon tonight (hopefully). UPDATE: IT'S A POSSUM. UPDATE: not killing it. you neighboroughs will not be pleases that you shoot your weapons after the sunset Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74103188 I own more than 80 acres. Not a neighbor in sight. Quoting: Literally Hitler Oh...
Anonymous Coward User ID: 4952032 United States 02/18/2017 05:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Gonna kill a raccoon tonight (hopefully). UPDATE: IT'S A POSSUM. UPDATE: not killing it. Lure it out with mango chutney and burnt hair....they like that.... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4952032 If there's one thing that raccoons love, it's half-rotten garbage. That's why I'm using cheap dollar store sardines. They're pretty much half-rotten garbage in a can. Quoting: Literally Hitler
Literally Hitler (OP) User ID: 8640508 United States 02/18/2017 05:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Gonna kill a raccoon tonight (hopefully). UPDATE: IT'S A POSSUM. UPDATE: not killing it. i just wished to find a true family... [link to parcomega.ca] [link to media3.giphy.com (secure)] [link to i.imgur.com] [link to thechive.files.wordpress.com (secure)] [link to thechive.com] [link to www.cutestpaw.com] [link to media2.giphy.com (secure)] Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74103188 I can appreciate what you're doing. I love wildlife including raccoons. But sometimes an animal can be a pest. There's no real peaceful way to handle a pest like a raccoon. Given the chance, it would probably bite my dick off.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74033250 Poland 02/18/2017 05:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Gonna kill a raccoon tonight (hopefully). UPDATE: IT'S A POSSUM. UPDATE: not killing it. Don't get bitten.You will get infection at least .Worse case scenario you will get rabbies and die in agony.No kidding.Rabbies is one of the most lethal diseases [link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
Literally Hitler (OP) User ID: 8640508 United States 02/18/2017 05:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Gonna kill a raccoon tonight (hopefully). UPDATE: IT'S A POSSUM. UPDATE: not killing it. Dubai was build when i had nothing Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6278069 That's great but try harder next time to make some fucking sense.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74103188 Italy 02/18/2017 05:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Gonna kill a raccoon tonight (hopefully). UPDATE: IT'S A POSSUM. UPDATE: not killing it. i just wished to find a true family... [link to parcomega.ca] [link to media3.giphy.com (secure)] [link to i.imgur.com] [link to thechive.files.wordpress.com (secure)] [link to thechive.com] [link to www.cutestpaw.com] [link to media2.giphy.com (secure)] Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74103188 I can appreciate what you're doing. I love wildlife including raccoons. But sometimes an animal can be a pest. There's no real peaceful way to handle a pest like a raccoon. Given the chance, it would probably bite my dick off. Quoting: Literally Hitler make a trap and put him in the cage and bring him in the porperty of some dirty occultist bitch
Literally Hitler (OP) User ID: 8640508 United States 02/18/2017 05:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Gonna kill a raccoon tonight (hopefully). UPDATE: IT'S A POSSUM. UPDATE: not killing it. Don't get bitten.You will get infection at least .Worse case scenario you will get rabbies and die in agony.No kidding.Rabbies is one of the most lethal diseases [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74033250
Literally Hitler (OP) User ID: 8640508 United States 02/18/2017 05:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Gonna kill a raccoon tonight (hopefully). UPDATE: IT'S A POSSUM. UPDATE: not killing it. i just wished to find a true family... [link to parcomega.ca] [link to media3.giphy.com (secure)] [link to i.imgur.com] [link to thechive.files.wordpress.com (secure)] [link to thechive.com] [link to www.cutestpaw.com] [link to media2.giphy.com (secure)] Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74103188 I can appreciate what you're doing. I love wildlife including raccoons. But sometimes an animal can be a pest. There's no real peaceful way to handle a pest like a raccoon. Given the chance, it would probably bite my dick off. Quoting: Literally Hitler make a trap and put him in the cage and bring him in the porperty of some dirty occultist bitch Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74103188 I don't think so.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 71433356 United States 02/18/2017 05:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Gonna kill a raccoon tonight (hopefully). UPDATE: IT'S A POSSUM. UPDATE: not killing it. NO just trap and take and let lose at a body of water and it could have babies they are way cool animal , Im praying you do not kill
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