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We Are Literally Witnessing The First Stages Of The Global Zombie Apocalypse

 
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Aside from them obviously not being re-animated corpses, the brain dead flailing liberal socialist horde is surrounding us.

We must be prepared.

They do not respond to reason. They will attack relentlessly, even against their own interests.

We've seen this situation for the last 5 weeks...
What does it take? What does it take to make people see? This situation must be controlled before is too late. They're multiplying too rapidly!

The first question is always are these cannibals? No, they're not cannibals. Cannibalism in the true sense of
the word implies an intraspecies activity. These creatures cannot be considered human...they prey on humans; they do not prey on each other!. That's the difference. They attack. They feed only on warm human flesh.

Intelligence? Seemingly little or no reasoning power. What basic skills remain are more like
remembered behaviors from normal life. There are reports of these creatures using tools, but even these actions
are the most primitive. The use of external articles
as bludgeons and so forth. I might point out that even animals could adopt the basic use of tools in this manner. These creatures are nothing but
pure motorized instinct.

We must not be lulled by the concept that these are our family members or our friends. They are not.
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They are nothing more than pure motorized instinct. And dangerous.
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They are nothing more than pure motorized instinct. And dangerous.
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ohyeah
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He will not divide us. He will not divide us.
He will not divide us. He will not divide us.
He will not divide us. He will not divide us.
He will not divide us. He will not divide us.
He will not divide us. He will not divide us.
He will not divide us. He will not divide us.
He will not divide us. He will not divide us.
He will not divide us. He will not divide us.

You're seeing it in action right there....

isthaso
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Re: We Are Literally Witnessing The First Stages Of The Global Zombie Apocalypse
Aside from them obviously not being re-animated corpses, the brain dead flailing liberal socialist horde is surrounding us.

We must be prepared.

They do not respond to reason. They will attack relentlessly, even against their own interests.

We've seen this situation for the last 5 weeks...
What does it take? What does it take to make people see? This situation must be controlled before is too late. They're multiplying too rapidly!

The first question is always are these cannibals? No, they're not cannibals. Cannibalism in the true sense of
the word implies an intraspecies activity. These creatures cannot be considered human...they prey on humans; they do not prey on each other!. That's the difference. They attack. They feed only on warm human flesh.

Intelligence? Seemingly little or no reasoning power. What basic skills remain are more like
remembered behaviors from normal life. There are reports of these creatures using tools, but even these actions
are the most primitive. The use of external articles
as bludgeons and so forth. I might point out that even animals could adopt the basic use of tools in this manner. These creatures are nothing but
pure motorized instinct.

We must not be lulled by the concept that these are our family members or our friends. They are not.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71611319


But just LIKE zombies..they crave what they DONT have..

BBBRRRAAAIIIIINNNNSSSSSSS....slobber drool snort.
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Well if trump goes after potheads then the country will burn to the ground.cash will be worthless and what will he have.a helicopter with no fuel or pilot.the guys a fucking moron puppet.
Hes scooping up the scraps like a pig before the big winddown.
I guess we got about 3 years before its tits up.
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Muslims are zombies. Its their religion.They are infected with the islam virus.

Remove the virus from their brians and they are cured.
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He will not divide us is simple NLP.

It's funny to me that most of the people I know in the sales industry understand and can see through the propaganda war that currently is waging.

Other friends in other industries seem surprised by it.
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He will not divide us is simple NLP.

It's funny to me that most of the people I know in the sales industry understand and can see through the propaganda war that currently is waging.

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hesright
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;-)
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Aside from them obviously not being re-animated corpses, the brain dead flailing liberal socialist horde is surrounding us.

We must be prepared.

They do not respond to reason. They will attack relentlessly, even against their own interests.

We've seen this situation for the last 5 weeks...
What does it take? What does it take to make people see? This situation must be controlled before is too late. They're multiplying too rapidly!

The first question is always are these cannibals? No, they're not cannibals. Cannibalism in the true sense of
the word implies an intraspecies activity. These creatures cannot be considered human...they prey on humans; they do not prey on each other!. That's the difference. They attack. They feed only on warm human flesh.

Intelligence? Seemingly little or no reasoning power. What basic skills remain are more like
remembered behaviors from normal life. There are reports of these creatures using tools, but even these actions
are the most primitive. The use of external articles
as bludgeons and so forth. I might point out that even animals could adopt the basic use of tools in this manner. These creatures are nothing but
pure motorized instinct.

We must not be lulled by the concept that these are our family members or our friends. They are not.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71611319

Time for a military draft I guess. Nothing changes minds and clears thought like boot camp!
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Aside from them obviously not being re-animated corpses, the brain dead flailing liberal socialist horde is surrounding us.

We must be prepared.

They do not respond to reason. They will attack relentlessly, even against their own interests.

We've seen this situation for the last 5 weeks...
What does it take? What does it take to make people see? This situation must be controlled before is too late. They're multiplying too rapidly!

The first question is always are these cannibals? No, they're not cannibals. Cannibalism in the true sense of
the word implies an intraspecies activity. These creatures cannot be considered human...they prey on humans; they do not prey on each other!. That's the difference. They attack. They feed only on warm human flesh.

Intelligence? Seemingly little or no reasoning power. What basic skills remain are more like
remembered behaviors from normal life. There are reports of these creatures using tools, but even these actions
are the most primitive. The use of external articles
as bludgeons and so forth. I might point out that even animals could adopt the basic use of tools in this manner. These creatures are nothing but
pure motorized instinct.

We must not be lulled by the concept that these are our family members or our friends. They are not.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71611319

Time for a military draft I guess. Nothing changes minds and clears thought like boot camp!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72844525


So you exchange one mind control for another form of mind control.
How about listening to the one who says he makes us free?
But like those of old, we will claim we've never been a slave
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"In the cold room at the University, we had a leftist, a leftist from which all limbs had been amputated. Some time early this morning, it opened its eyes and began to move and to hurl socialist propaganda at Trump and his supporters. It was brain-dead, but it opened its eyes and tried to subvert!"

"That's my point! There's not going to be five, or even ten of them! There's going to be twenty, thirty, maybe a hundred of those things out there, and as soon as they find out we're here, this place'll be crawling with them!"
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"Civil defense officials in Cumberland have told newsmen that hordes of brain-dead socialists show evidence of having been triggered by their betters. Consistent reports from witnesses to the effect that "leftist agitators who acted as if they were in a kind of trance were wildly gesticulating and parroting the illogical rhetoric of their lying corporate media handlers" have prompted Trump and his supporters to laugh uncontrollably. Authorities in Cumberland have concluded that in all cases, the socialist agitators are cracking us up. And so this incredible story becomes more humorous with each report. It's difficult to imagine such a thing actually happening, but these are the reports we have been receiving and passing on to you, reports which have been verified as completely as is possible in this confused situation."
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"Civil defense officials in Cumberland have told newsmen that hordes of brain-dead socialists show evidence of having been triggered by their betters. Consistent reports from witnesses to the effect that "leftist agitators who acted as if they were in a kind of trance were wildly gesticulating and parroting the illogical rhetoric of their lying corporate media handlers" have prompted Trump and his supporters to laugh uncontrollably. Authorities in Cumberland have concluded that in all cases, the socialist agitators are cracking us up. And so this incredible story becomes more humorous with each report. It's difficult to imagine such a thing actually happening, but these are the reports we have been receiving and passing on to you, reports which have been verified as completely as is possible in this confused situation."
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chuckle
hesright
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It's difficult to go into public. Imho there will be a "turning" soon. A few more things have to take place but it's palpable.
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Oh please the first stages happened decades ago. burnit
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It's difficult to go into public. Imho there will be a "turning" soon. A few more things have to take place but it's palpable.
 Quoting: FunnyStrange



Thread: Isaiah 26:20

Come, my people, enter your chambers, and shut your doors behind you; hide yourselves for a little while until the fury has passed by.

- English Standard Version
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The Fake Media Controlled Modern American Socialist Leftist: Brain-dead + Violent = Big Trouble.

Time to nut up or shut up.

ohyeah
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Good points TS.

There is a very eerie color to these people. It wouldn't take much effort to convince a large group of people that an Alien Borg-Hive is directing their actions.

Zombies and Aliens aside, it's frightening to think how far these people would really go if there was no resistance.
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Behind every myth lies a mystery, and every legend holds an echo of the truth anonimalle

" At the siege of Vienna in 1683 Islam seemed poised to overrun Christian Europe. We are in a new phase of a very old war."

Gates of Vienna.

"May we smite our enemies to the darkest chamber of hell, for we wish only to live in peace, and they desire only to put their boot upon our neck."
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They are nothing more than pure motorized instinct. And dangerous.
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I mentioned this on another post a little while ago. However I think this is part of their plan.

1. Hinckley who shot Reagan released.
2. News mention Trump being similar to Reagan.
3.Now Jodie Foster is leading an Anti Trump march in Hollywood.

No such thing as coincidence ? Or is it planned to trigger Hinckley?
Behind every myth lies a mystery, and every legend holds an echo of the truth anonimalle

" At the siege of Vienna in 1683 Islam seemed poised to overrun Christian Europe. We are in a new phase of a very old war."

Gates of Vienna.

"May we smite our enemies to the darkest chamber of hell, for we wish only to live in peace, and they desire only to put their boot upon our neck."
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I hate it when that happens
Aside from the small band of Forteans scattered around the world, nobody seems to notice all aspects of this phantasmagoria.(John A. Keel)
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Literally?

Sean Hannity, is that you?!
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Aside from them obviously not being re-animated corpses, the brain dead flailing liberal socialist horde is surrounding us.

We must be prepared.

They do not respond to reason. They will attack relentlessly, even against their own interests.

We've seen this situation for the last 5 weeks...
What does it take? What does it take to make people see? This situation must be controlled before is too late. They're multiplying too rapidly!

The first question is always are these cannibals? No, they're not cannibals. Cannibalism in the true sense of
the word implies an intraspecies activity. These creatures cannot be considered human...they prey on humans; they do not prey on each other!. That's the difference. They attack. They feed only on warm human flesh.

Intelligence? Seemingly little or no reasoning power. What basic skills remain are more like
remembered behaviors from normal life. There are reports of these creatures using tools, but even these actions
are the most primitive. The use of external articles
as bludgeons and so forth. I might point out that even animals could adopt the basic use of tools in this manner. These creatures are nothing but
pure motorized instinct.

We must not be lulled by the concept that these are our family members or our friends. They are not.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71611319

Time for a military draft I guess. Nothing changes minds and clears thought like boot camp!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72844525


So you exchange one mind control for another form of mind control.
How about listening to the one who says he makes us free?
But like those of old, we will claim we've never been a slave
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74160205


its all the same control, the fiat banksters run the show, all roads and controls lead to perdition
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Its all the same control, the fiat banksters run the show, all roads and controls lead to perdition.
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I don't believe in the no-win scenario. By the way, are you a defeatist?
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It's difficult to go into public. Imho there will be a "turning" soon. A few more things have to take place but it's palpable.
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Do you have nice kitties, and a tight donkey?
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I hate it when that happens
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Is raping a zombie considered necrophilia?
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Muslims are zombies. Its their religion.They are infected with the islam virus.

Remove the virus from their brians and they are cured.
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Requires amputation.
Someone gave me a Chime of Compassion. I've been banging the heck out of it but it doesn't seem to be working.

To a cat, "No" just means to try again later.

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He will not divide us. He will not divide us.
He will not divide us. He will not divide us.
He will not divide us. He will not divide us.
He will not divide us. He will not divide us.
He will not divide us. He will not divide us.
He will not divide us. He will not divide us.
He will not divide us. He will not divide us.
He will not divide us. He will not divide us.

You're seeing it in action right there....

:isthaso:
 Quoting: Mike Ehrmantraut


blink
This thread is onto something....