Godlike Productions - Discussion Forum
Users Online Now: 1,851 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 1,010,948
Pageviews Today: 1,755,867Threads Today: 684Posts Today: 13,440
07:13 PM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

We Are Literally Witnessing The First Stages Of The Global Zombie Apocalypse

 
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 66172453
United States
11/17/2018 12:59 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: We Are Literally Witnessing The First Stages Of The Global Zombie Apocalypse
altcdnflag
 Quoting: Shawski


       :bc this: :jay: ohyeah door
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 66172453
United States
11/21/2018 04:14 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: We Are Literally Witnessing The First Stages Of The Global Zombie Apocalypse
"One stop shopping. Everything you need right at your fingertips."
  "Phillips?"
"Here you go..."
  "Thanks."


Happy shopping.
:walkers:door
[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
hotdogg

User ID: 4448622
United States
11/21/2018 05:08 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: We Are Literally Witnessing The First Stages Of The Global Zombie Apocalypse
There is a zombie-like population out there, programmed and driven by the media...all their positions and opinions are media driven and instilled. They are literally programmed through repetition as to what to think, what to do, what's hot and what's not. The government and the media are working together.
Those outside this mind-think will be ruined by whatever means.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 17924229
United States
03/08/2019 02:05 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: We Are Literally Witnessing The First Stages Of The Global Zombie Apocalypse
I am the OP. And like I said... Global Zombie Apocalypse.

And now a brief video:

Thread: SGT REPORT: Are These People Certifiably Insane?
Doc Savage
Senior Forum Moderator
03/07/2019 05:08 PM


 Quoting: Doc Savage
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 17924229
United States
03/11/2019 07:04 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: We Are Literally Witnessing The First Stages Of The Global Zombie Apocalypse
Aside from them obviously not being re-animated corpses, the brain dead flailing liberal socialist horde is surrounding us.

We must be prepared.

They do not respond to reason. They will attack relentlessly, even against their own interests.

We've seen this situation for the last 5 weeks...
What does it take? What does it take to make people see? This situation must be controlled before is too late. They're multiplying too rapidly!

The first question is always are these cannibals? No, they're not cannibals. Cannibalism in the true sense of
the word implies an intraspecies activity. These creatures cannot be considered human...they prey on humans; they do not prey on each other!. That's the difference. They attack. They feed only on warm human flesh.

Intelligence? Seemingly little or no reasoning power. What basic skills remain are more like
remembered behaviors from normal life. There are reports of these creatures using tools, but even these actions
are the most primitive. The use of external articles
as bludgeons and so forth. I might point out that even animals could adopt the basic use of tools in this manner. These creatures are nothing but
pure motorized instinct.

We must not be lulled by the concept that these are our family members or our friends. They are not.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71611319

They are nothing more than pure motorized instinct. And dangerous.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71611319

"In the cold room at the University, we had a leftist, a leftist from which all limbs had been amputated. Some time early this morning, it opened its eyes and began to move and to hurl socialist propaganda at Trump and his supporters. It was brain-dead, but it opened its eyes and tried to subvert!"

"That's my point! There's not going to be five, or even ten of them! There's going to be twenty, thirty, maybe a hundred of those things out there, and as soon as they find out we're here, this place'll be crawling with them!"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74174202

"Civil defense officials in Cumberland have told newsmen that hordes of brain-dead socialists show evidence of having been triggered by their betters. Consistent reports from witnesses to the effect that "leftist agitators who acted as if they were in a kind of trance were wildly gesticulating and parroting the illogical rhetoric of their lying corporate media handlers" have prompted Trump and his supporters to laugh uncontrollably. Authorities in Cumberland have concluded that in all cases, the socialist agitators are cracking us up. And so this incredible story becomes more humorous with each report. It's difficult to imagine such a thing actually happening, but these are the reports we have been receiving and passing on to you, reports which have been verified as completely as is possible in this confused situation."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74174202


                         ____________________________________​_____________________________________________________________​_____________________________
                         ____________________________________​_____________________________________________________________​_____________________________



Thread: Venezuela is becoming a post-apocalyptic society
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 74616659
Switzerland
03/11/2019 11:19 AM

When socialism comes, it’s never the elites who suffer. It’s always the poor


[link to www.foxnews.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74616659

goaway

I. Was. Right. You know.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 17924229
United States
03/21/2019 03:18 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: We Are Literally Witnessing The First Stages Of The Global Zombie Apocalypse
Thread: Democrat Illegal Alien Released By De Blasio Bites Off ICE Agent’s Finger
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 76065155
Switzerland
03/21/2019 02:42 AM

The White House is strongly condemning New York City after it says sanctuary city policies led to the release of an illegal immigrant who later bit off the finger of an ICE agent trying to apprehend him.

“New York’s dangerous ‘sanctuary’ policies are directly responsible for the egregious and violent harm suffered by this courageous ICE officer,” White House deputy press secretary Hogan Gidley said in a statement to The Daily Caller.



[link to dailycaller.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76065155


:twdzombiemarch: ohyeah
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 77473333
United States
03/21/2019 04:16 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: We Are Literally Witnessing The First Stages Of The Global Zombie Apocalypse
I love the line in the movie " Ghost Breakers " when Bob Hope's character says "like Democrats?" after a guy describes zombies. This back in 1940. So you might be on to something OP.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 77487086
United Kingdom
03/21/2019 04:53 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: We Are Literally Witnessing The First Stages Of The Global Zombie Apocalypse


We see how white people seeked the new land and gave their viruses to the locals in the old days

now we have migrants and we could be seeing a parasite comming in and taking over.

Hence the virus parasite wants more people and to spread. This is what we are seeing
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 77487086
United Kingdom
03/21/2019 05:11 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: We Are Literally Witnessing The First Stages Of The Global Zombie Apocalypse


We see how white people seeked the new land and gave their viruses to the locals in the old days

now we have migrants and we could be seeing a parasite comming in and taking over.

Hence the virus parasite wants more people and to spread. This is what we are seeing
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77487086


Yep



Anonymous Coward
User ID: 77487086
United Kingdom
03/21/2019 05:33 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: We Are Literally Witnessing The First Stages Of The Global Zombie Apocalypse
100% zombie virus on the spread

AltSwede

User ID: 77270146
Sweden
03/21/2019 05:43 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: We Are Literally Witnessing The First Stages Of The Global Zombie Apocalypse
The Crazy Cat Ladies are always Libtards, so there's something to that toxoplasmosis thing.
AltSwede
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 77487086
United Kingdom
03/21/2019 06:45 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: We Are Literally Witnessing The First Stages Of The Global Zombie Apocalypse
The Crazy Cat Ladies are always Libtards, so there's something to that toxoplasmosis thing.
 Quoting: AltSwede


maybe a new strain or military modified in all these wars now they spreading

hesright
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 77755549
United States
07/06/2019 09:22 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: We Are Literally Witnessing The First Stages Of The Global Zombie Apocalypse
Aside from them obviously not being re-animated corpses, the brain dead flailing liberal socialist horde is surrounding us.

We must be prepared.

They do not respond to reason. They will attack relentlessly, even against their own interests.

We've seen this situation for the last 5 weeks...
What does it take? What does it take to make people see? This situation must be controlled before is too late. They're multiplying too rapidly!

The first question is always are these cannibals? No, they're not cannibals. Cannibalism in the true sense of
the word implies an intraspecies activity. These creatures cannot be considered human...they prey on humans; they do not prey on each other!. That's the difference. They attack. They feed only on warm human flesh.

Intelligence? Seemingly little or no reasoning power. What basic skills remain are more like
remembered behaviors from normal life. There are reports of these creatures using tools, but even these actions
are the most primitive. The use of external articles
as bludgeons and so forth. I might point out that even animals could adopt the basic use of tools in this manner. These creatures are nothing but
pure motorized instinct.

We must not be lulled by the concept that these are our family members or our friends. They are not.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71611319


Pretty much.
They can CANNOT be counted upon to control their primitive and base impulses.
They justify them by declaring themselves victims entitled to extract perpetual revenge.
This cannot be changed or modified.
I wish it were different but it's just what it is.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 65148018
United States
08/11/2019 01:20 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: We Are Literally Witnessing The First Stages Of The Global Zombie Apocalypse
They are nothing more than pure motorized instinct. And dangerous.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71611319

OP is. an. AC ac?OOOOOK
`~
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 65148018
United States
08/11/2019 01:51 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: We Are Literally Witnessing The First Stages Of The Global Zombie Apocalypse
WHERE OOOOOWHERE.IS. STin BGWHEREcan He. BEE?is he in alaska where he should be?NOOO!
BG.......st message fromRIGHTYGREETINGS MY ORNERY ET FRIENDWHY DO YOU INSIST ON STAYING IN SUC HEAT? MOVE HERE AND LET YOUR LOOOONG TIME ANUNNAKI FRIEND HELP YOU DEAL WITH THE LLUGGISH PAINFUL CONTAINERYOU NOWARE TRAPPED IN WELL UNTIL NIBIRU PASSES ANYWAY


I HAVE BEEN READING ON THE THREAD OTHER CONTAINERS BREAKINGdown. SOON you all will be at the stage i was up until the stroke took This container downAINER YOU ARE thIN
Riot708

User ID: 77326630
United States
10/01/2019 07:52 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: We Are Literally Witnessing The First Stages Of The Global Zombie Apocalypse
Muslims are zombies. Its their religion.They are infected with the islam virus.

Remove the virus from their brians and they are cured.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69415373


I used the analogy of night of the living dead to describe the “terrorists” during the post 9/11 attacks ... I don’t think we coined the phrase zombie apocalypse yet (?) but now we can easily see the connection to the “progressive” (regressive) demoncrat .... the similarities are striking
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 76845748
United States
10/01/2019 07:54 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: We Are Literally Witnessing The First Stages Of The Global Zombie Apocalypse
:Fucktards:
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 17924229
United States
10/11/2019 01:48 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: We Are Literally Witnessing The First Stages Of The Global Zombie Apocalypse
I was right.

- The OP, WGON.
Alka-Seltzer

User ID: 1573221
United States
10/16/2019 07:22 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: We Are Literally Witnessing The First Stages Of The Global Zombie Apocalypse
So you exchange one mind control for another form of mind control.
How about listening to the one who says he makes us free?
But like those of old, we will claim we've never been a slave


Was it Johan von Geothe who said "nobody is more enslaved than a population who thinks they are free."
Alka-Seltzer
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 17924229
United States
10/16/2019 07:29 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: We Are Literally Witnessing The First Stages Of The Global Zombie Apocalypse
So you exchange one mind control for another form of mind control.
How about listening to the one who says he makes us free?
But like those of old, we will claim we've never been a slave

Was it Johan von Geothe who said "nobody is more enslaved than a population who thinks they are free."
 Quoting: Alka-Seltzer


Thanks, that a good segue into this:

Thread: "Thought Reform And The Psychology Of Totalism: A Study Of 'Brainwashing' In China", by Robert Jay Lifton
WGON
Offer Upgrade
Your Eye In The Sky
User ID: 17924229
United States
08/21/2019 10:38 AM

Thought Reform and the Psychology of Totalism: A Study of 'brainwashing' in China
by Robert Jay Lifton
The University Of North Carolina Press, 1989

[link to archive.org (secure)]


You can thank me later.
 Quoting: WGON
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 17924229
United States
11/17/2019 02:23 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: We Are Literally Witnessing The First Stages Of The Global Zombie Apocalypse
Aside from them obviously not being re-animated corpses, the brain dead flailing liberal socialist horde is surrounding us.

We must be prepared.

They do not respond to reason. They will attack relentlessly, even against their own interests.

We've seen this situation for the last 3 1/2 years...
What does it take? What does it take to make people see? This situation must be controlled before is too late. They're multiplying too rapidly!

The first question is always are these cannibals? No, they're not cannibals. Cannibalism in the true sense of
the word implies an intraspecies activity. These creatures cannot be considered human...they prey on humans; they do not prey on each other!. That's the difference. They attack. They feed only on warm human flesh.

Intelligence? Seemingly little or no reasoning power. What basic skills remain are more like
remembered behaviors from normal life. There are reports of these creatures using tools, but even these actions
are the most primitive. The use of external articles
as bludgeons and so forth. I might point out that even animals could adopt the basic use of tools in this manner. These creatures are nothing but
pure motorized instinct.

We must not be lulled by the concept that these are our family members or our friends. They are not.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71611319


I was right you know.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 78223488
United States
12/30/2019 08:00 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: We Are Literally Witnessing The First Stages Of The Global Zombie Apocalypse
"Civil defense officials in Cumberland have told newsmen that hordes of brain-dead socialists show evidence of having been triggered by their betters. Consistent reports from witnesses to the effect that "leftist agitators who acted as if they were in a kind of trance were wildly gesticulating and parroting the illogical rhetoric of their lying corporate media handlers" have prompted Trump and his supporters to laugh uncontrollably. Authorities in Cumberland have concluded that in all cases, the socialist agitators are cracking us up. And so this incredible story becomes more humorous with each report. It's difficult to imagine such a thing actually happening, but these are the reports we have been receiving and passing on to you, reports which have been verified as completely as is possible in this confused situation."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74174202


chuckle
hesright
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 59129600


zombies
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 78287957
United States
01/28/2020 03:14 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: We Are Literally Witnessing The First Stages Of The Global Zombie Apocalypse
Thread: BREAKING - Hong Kong will halt ALL TRAINS TO THE MAINLAND ON FRIDAY!!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 77673818
United States
01/28/2020 03:10 PM

Hong Kong’s leader has announced that all rail links to mainland China will be cut starting Friday as fears grow about the spread of a new virus. Chief Executive Carrie Lam said Tuesday that both the high-speed rail station and the regular train station would be closed.

[link to www.latimes.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77673818


 Quoting: WGON
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 78287957
United States
01/30/2020 11:25 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: We Are Literally Witnessing The First Stages Of The Global Zombie Apocalypse
Thread: Michigan woman who allegedly bit off part of man’s tongue while kissing gets charged
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 76234229
United States
01/30/2020 08:47 PM

[link to www.foxnews.com (secure)]

Police in Michigan say a woman bit off an inch of a man’s tongue on Tuesday during a consensual kiss.

Youlette Wedgeworth, 52, is facing a charge of aggravated assault after the injury, Detroit’s Fox 2 reported.

Officers responded to a call from the house, where they found the man bleeding from his mouth. A piece of his tongue – measuring approximately one inch long – was found in a bedroom, WDIV reported.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76234229
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 78287957
United States
02/03/2020 12:20 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: We Are Literally Witnessing The First Stages Of The Global Zombie Apocalypse
Thread: Wuhan virus won't turn you into a 'zombie', says Malaysia Govt. WHAT AN ODD STATEMENT TO MAKE WHILE THEY ARE SEALING PEOPLE IN HOMES
Wash 2.0
Offer Upgrade
User ID: 78344248
Canada
02/02/2020 09:00 PM

Malaysia's health ministry dismissed the rumour in a tweet, however, saying: "The claim that individuals infected with this virus will behave like zombies is not true... Patients can recover."

[link to www.straitstimes.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Wash 2.0


:day6: :dawn23:

 Quoting: WGON
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 52618132
United States
02/14/2020 08:47 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: We Are Literally Witnessing The First Stages Of The Global Zombie Apocalypse
bump
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74174202


ah whang chung 2nite
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 78287957
United States
03/28/2020 06:40 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: We Are Literally Witnessing The First Stages Of The Global Zombie Apocalypse
Thread: We Are Literally Witnessing The First Stages Of The Global Zombie Apocalypse (Page 2)
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 49832201
Hungary
02/25/2017 03:28 PM

"The desert will be safer because things will fall apart now. No satellites, no internet, no cell phones. Communications will fail because there will be no one there to manage the servers. The electrical grid will collapse for the same reason. It's all going to go to hell. And that's what they don't get. When civilization ends, it ends fast."

Thread: Once it starts, it will go FAST; event after event after event.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49832201
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 74183404
United States
03/30/2020 01:07 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: We Are Literally Witnessing The First Stages Of The Global Zombie Apocalypse
Man, adult son found stabbed to death in suspected murder-suicide at Garden Grove home



[link to ktla.com (secure)]
Lot of RAGE filled Crazies out there
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 5313197
United States
03/30/2020 01:24 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: We Are Literally Witnessing The First Stages Of The Global Zombie Apocalypse
He will not divide us. He will not divide us.
He will not divide us. He will not divide us.
He will not divide us. He will not divide us.
He will not divide us. He will not divide us.
He will not divide us. He will not divide us.
He will not divide us. He will not divide us.
He will not divide us. He will not divide us.
He will not divide us. He will not divide us.

You're seeing it in action right there....

:isthaso:
 Quoting: Mike Ehrmantraut


He lives.

Long time no see.
fuckyeah5
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 78287957
United States
05/29/2020 10:05 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: We Are Literally Witnessing The First Stages Of The Global Zombie Apocalypse
coffee4





GLP