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Its simple......raging hormones + mouthful of baby batter + turkey baster = baby
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Re: This thread is for guys only...has this ever happened to you?
Okay I heard a crazy story last night...I was like what the fuck? Then I was oh okay...here it goes...

So this guy I know tells me that he had the craziest night at work. Basically he was sitting there (works in a store) and this girl comes in. Starts talking to him about his job basic stuff I guess. He starts talking to her about her job. They were having a casual conversation.

She then proceeds to say oh it does not seem like it's busy this time of night. He said nah it slows way down like this till close. She said so your alone...he said yes...

She said would you like it if I suck your dick? He said excuse me? Then started laughing...she said I'm serious...I will pay you $50. He said let me get this straight...you will pay me 50 dollars to suck me off? She said yep...where can we go?

He said uh...no thanks I don't think so and still could not stop kind of laughing about it...she said you sure? He said yes...she said okay then honey have a good night. Bye and drove away...

Has any girl ever asked to pay you for that before?

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I mean seriously? I am a girl and I have never heard of this. Who does that type of thing except a crack whore or perhaps undercover? but why undercover if so? lol I'm thinking she was just super fucked up although he said she didn't seem like it...

I just wanted to know if this happens to you guys cause it seems super weird...
 Quoting: Serpent Maiden


No. Nothing like that's ever happened to me. I usually get offered $100
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Okay I heard a crazy story last night...I was like what the fuck? Then I was oh okay...here it goes...

So this guy I know tells me that he had the craziest night at work. Basically he was sitting there (works in a store) and this girl comes in. Starts talking to him about his job basic stuff I guess. He starts talking to her about her job. They were having a casual conversation.

She then proceeds to say oh it does not seem like it's busy this time of night. He said nah it slows way down like this till close. She said so your alone...he said yes...

She said would you like it if I suck your dick? He said excuse me? Then started laughing...she said I'm serious...I will pay you $50. He said let me get this straight...you will pay me 50 dollars to suck me off? She said yep...where can we go?

He said uh...no thanks I don't think so and still could not stop kind of laughing about it...she said you sure? He said yes...she said okay then honey have a good night. Bye and drove away...

Has any girl ever asked to pay you for that before?

blink

I mean seriously? I am a girl and I have never heard of this. Who does that type of thing except a crack whore or perhaps undercover? but why undercover if so? lol I'm thinking she was just super fucked up although he said she didn't seem like it...

I just wanted to know if this happens to you guys cause it seems super weird...
 Quoting: Serpent Maiden


No. Nothing like that's ever happened to me. I usually get offered $100
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Which makes sense. It's extremely rare to find one THIS small to suck...


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Thread: Crackhead In Da Hood Offers BJ Fo 4 Dolla... [VID]
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Re: This thread is for guys only...has this ever happened to you?
Really?
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For Real

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 Quoting: Serpent Maiden


I know, It's not your fault...

You can't help it..
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Why don't you just say what you want to say...I don't know what your talking about...even though I can probably surmise it's gonna be mean...
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Re: This thread is for guys only...has this ever happened to you?
What happens if girls come in here?

hiding
 Quoting: Anonymous-Girl


Oh nothing lol I just wanted the guys opinion cause it happened to a guy lol
 Quoting: Serpent Maiden


1) Bet
2) Bull shit
3) Hazing
4) Set-up for robbery
5) Freaky Fetish
6) Police sting
7) Joke for reaction
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73864756


Well you got the whole list there lol it's one of those. I told him to call me if anything else crazy like that happens lol. You never know on the rez... Although last night was a weird night anyway. All night I felt this strange energy around.
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Okay another thing just came to my mind...

Maybe it was a gimmick for some viral YouTube video...

You know, hot girl goes to 10 different guys and offers to pay to give them B.J.s

Then records their reactions on camera...

I.e. roles completely reversed, how would different guys react/would any take up the offer etc etc etc...

Or something like that

 Quoting: Obnoxious Pakistani (UK) 74120586









putin
 Quoting: Perpetual Active Shooter Drill


That seems like a lot of work for nothing lol
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she was really horny... Imagine that right??! :D ... She was probably rolling...With that sacral buzz. This is the new paradigm shiFt... Pay to play with the snake... girly girl. Your friend sold her (wet) good and ready I betcha
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72121849


Perhaps he did...and that is his business. Although he seemed honest when he said he turned her down.
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As dirty and filthy as I may be, I'd run from this one.

Totally out of character, even for a Skank.

Something else was about to go down here....
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As dirty and filthy as I may be, I'd run from this one.

Totally out of character, even for a Skank.

Something else was about to go down here....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47643906


Oh dear lol

Yeah it seemed to be a set up or perhaps she was gonna rob him. But he does not think so about being robbed. I said you never know be safe lol
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she was really horny... Imagine that right??! :D ... She was probably rolling...With that sacral buzz. This is the new paradigm shiFt... Pay to play with the snake... girly girl. Your friend sold her (wet) good and ready I betcha
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72121849


Perhaps he did...and that is his business. Although he seemed honest when he said he turned her down.
 Quoting: Serpent Maiden


Nah I was just kidding...Who knows except...The in between of him and her at that very past time?

U seem really taken aback by this (idk what to call it) remarkable unique miraculous situation :D

Although I admit I very wood be too in his position...

Maybe he was tripping... U know those abnormal crazy 1 in a million situations that occur in those states of mind?
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:zombiebyte:
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rofl
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Did she have an Adam's apple?
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Sounds like she was setting him up for robbery.
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She was going to rob him and the store...
She was going to get him in the back in a compromising position and either lock him in the back room or where ever they went, or keep him busy while her friend hiding outside would do all the stealing while he was distracted.

This is a old scam, good for him he didn't fall for it.
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Most likely this scenario. He should make a police report.
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What happens if girls come in here?

hiding
 Quoting: Anonymous-Girl


Oh nothing lol I just wanted the guys opinion cause it happened to a guy lol
 Quoting: Serpent Maiden


1) Bet
2) Bull shit
3) Hazing
4) Set-up for robbery
5) Freaky Fetish
6) Police sting
7) Joke for reaction
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73864756


All night I felt this strange energy around.
 Quoting: Serpent Maiden


that was me trying to connect to you. can you say more about the energy?
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Re: This thread is for guys only...has this ever happened to you?
Yeah I reckon tranny.

The more shit like this they pull, the more guys they manage to trick, the more good they feel about themselves.

Not one tranny will ever tell you the honest truth about what they really are...

Prolly got rumbled by some dude at the bar or something so was willing to pay to make himself feel like a woman again lol...

Either that or Chris Hansen was waiting outside the door.




Take a seat...

 Quoting: Obnoxious Pakistani (UK) 74120586


I mean perhaps...and I just asked him do you think it was a tranny? He said uh I highly doubt that lol
 Quoting: Serpent Maiden


ive had that happen, too, trannies that pride themselves on tricking straight men.

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An older Italian lady paid my husband 50$ once because she gave him a reach around while he was loading her groceries
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Probably planning to rob the store with an accomplice i reckon.
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Re: This thread is for guys only...has this ever happened to you?
Okay I heard a crazy story last night...I was like what the fuck? Then I was oh okay...here it goes...

So this guy I know tells me that he had the craziest night at work. Basically he was sitting there (works in a store) and this girl comes in. Starts talking to him about his job basic stuff I guess. He starts talking to her about her job. They were having a casual conversation.

She then proceeds to say oh it does not seem like it's busy this time of night. He said nah it slows way down like this till close. She said so your alone...he said yes...

She said would you like it if I suck your dick? He said excuse me? Then started laughing...she said I'm serious...I will pay you $50. He said let me get this straight...you will pay me 50 dollars to suck me off? She said yep...where can we go?

He said uh...no thanks I don't think so and still could not stop kind of laughing about it...she said you sure? He said yes...she said okay then honey have a good night. Bye and drove away...

Has any girl ever asked to pay you for that before?

blink

I mean seriously? I am a girl and I have never heard of this. Who does that type of thing except a crack whore or perhaps undercover? but why undercover if so? lol I'm thinking she was just super fucked up although he said she didn't seem like it...

I just wanted to know if this happens to you guys cause it seems super weird...
 Quoting: Serpent Maiden


Nope. It's a bullshit story.
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She was probably a man hater with an incurable KILLER STD!

ahhh
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No
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Weird way to rob a shop
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Some girls love sucking dick so much they will pay for it, this is true believe it.
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What the fuck... I can't believe it blink

chuckle
 Quoting: Serpent Maiden


5 to see it 10 to suck
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Re: This thread is for guys only...has this ever happened to you?
Which Reservation was this on, Maiden?

The Snake or the Lovesnake Rez?
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Yea she was gay, nympho basics
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It was a sting...good thing he said no.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74212111


Could also have been a setup to rob him and the store?

yes it's fishy. Good thing he said no
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I dunno.

Sound pretty weird to me.
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Which Reservation was this on, Maiden?

The Snake or the Lovesnake Rez?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71036928


Definitely the evil snake Rez...they are evil not like my snake...

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