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Lizard Taxi Driver in an horrendous Fart Smell Outrage

 
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The story so far. Myself and my friends board a Taxi after a long night out in a Pakistani Restaurant, eating Curries and drinking Lager.
So we relay where we want to go and return to small talk, but loudly, as there was so much background noise from the Taxi and the Street outside.
Suddenly my head rocks back as a profound and beefy smell of excrement goes into my nose. I realise one of my friends has farted, but I dont know who. More of my friends smell it too and put their heads into the top of their jumpers as the stench is so overpowering.
The Taxi driver made very derogatory comments about the smell as he drove us back to our living area and we were breathing almost pure fart in the back of the cab as the nine of us were crushed in and there was no room to move.
Moments later I got another overpowering smell of pure fart and my stomach was starting to heave. The farting continued for the next twenty minutes until the Taxi driver slammed on his brakes, got out of the cab and ordered us to leave ( we were 2 miles from our destination ). We didnt know who was farting, except that it was one of my friends, the smell was coming from someone in our part of the cab, and whoever was doing it had kept a remarkably and impressively straight face.
The Taxi driver said ` you are Animals, you filthy Beasts, you want raking out, that is nasty!!`
We got out of the Taxi and as the Driver got back into the cab to leave, he glanced at us in one last expression of disgust at the smells one of my friends was making, and I notice the Taxi Drivers eyes, I saw Lizard eyes, I saw it, a glimpse of them!!
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02/26/2017 03:28 PM
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cruise
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The story so far. Myself and my friends board a Taxi after a long night out in a Pakistani Restaurant, eating Curries and drinking Lager.
So we relay where we want to go and return to small talk, but loudly, as there was so much background noise from the Taxi and the Street outside.
Suddenly my head rocks back as a profound and beefy smell of excrement goes into my nose. I realise one of my friends has farted, but I dont know who. More of my friends smell it too and put their heads into the top of their jumpers as the stench is so overpowering.
The Taxi driver made very derogatory comments about the smell as he drove us back to our living area and we were breathing almost pure fart in the back of the cab as the nine of us were crushed in and there was no room to move.
Moments later I got another overpowering smell of pure fart and my stomach was starting to heave. The farting continued for the next twenty minutes until the Taxi driver slammed on his brakes, got out of the cab and ordered us to leave ( we were 2 miles from our destination ). We didnt know who was farting, except that it was one of my friends, the smell was coming from someone in our part of the cab, and whoever was doing it had kept a remarkably and impressively straight face.
The Taxi driver said ` you are Animals, you filthy Beasts, you want raking out, that is nasty!!`
We got out of the Taxi and as the Driver got back into the cab to leave, he glanced at us in one last expression of disgust at the smells one of my friends was making, and I notice the Taxi Drivers eyes, I saw Lizard eyes, I saw it, a glimpse of them!!
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cruise
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02/26/2017 03:41 PM
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leeezards hate farts?
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02/26/2017 03:48 PM
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leeezards hate farts?
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Well this one took umbrage at them. And all I know is, is that I looked into those eyes, and I aint in a hurry to meet him again. Those were Lizard eyes, and I wasnt going to tell him so. He was showing his teeth a lot too, as though he was very irate for some reason.
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02/26/2017 03:59 PM
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02/26/2017 04:07 PM
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How do you fit 9 in a cab
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02/26/2017 04:12 PM
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rofl5
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02/26/2017 04:12 PM
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How do you fit 9 in a cab
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The seating in the cab was for six people. So we crushed in and a couple of us had to squat on the floor. The Taxi Driver, he knew this, but we figured that he would turn a blind eye as it was a good fare. I dont think he liked the bad language that came from some of us in the back of the cab as the smells started. See, we had been out drinking and eating curries all night and were worse for wear. The Taxi Driver, he didnt see this and became very Nazi as the ride went on.
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02/26/2017 04:36 PM
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How do you fit 9 in a cab
 Quoting: antidoomTard

They squeeze the shit outta you! chuckle
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02/26/2017 04:49 PM
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How do you fit 9 in a cab
 Quoting: antidoomTard

They squeeze the shit outta you! chuckle
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Like canned sardines
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02/26/2017 04:52 PM
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I'm so glad to be on page one of this thread.
Its going to be a legend.
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02/26/2017 05:08 PM
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I'm so glad to be on page one of this thread.
Its going to be a legend.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74198959


It made me laugh.. 5a
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02/26/2017 05:28 PM
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5*'s
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02/26/2017 10:11 PM
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Whoever it was, and it was one of my friends, who was farting, has exposed the Lizard. However, his bottom will look like a blood-orange.
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02/26/2017 10:37 PM
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I'm so glad to be on page one of this thread.
Its going to be a legend.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74198959


You're the OP
And your thread is shit.
It's NOT going to be legend, you stupid little git!





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