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Road Trip through Mexico

 
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03/10/2017 03:50 AM
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10.-Prepare for hot señoritas

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this guy thinks gorillas with apeface are hot


that without blond hair and blue eyes is not human


they shave eyebrows then paint on fake

they try to dye their ugly black hair blond

they stink (dont know why think its disease)

they do not have human prorpotions see vitruvian PHI template

their NLACKENED eyes say HELLO IM UGLY
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03/10/2017 04:00 AM
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Expect to be robbed by the police. Lots.

I did it (drove thru Mexico) in the late 90s and never, ever, ever will go there again. Not even to a resort.
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Circumstantial and anecdotal evidence , it not all about you.
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03/10/2017 04:01 AM
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Don't eat unpeelable fruits or vegetables except in nice resorts. They are usually washed in that same water you shouldn't drink. Don't open your mouth in the shower and brush your teeth with bottled water. Nice resorts will often filter all the water which is why I prefer them.
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03/10/2017 04:04 AM
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I've been to Cuba, Cambodia, Turkey, etc...but there's this stigma that traveling in Mexico is dangerous.

I plan on driving during the day and staying in places like Monterey, Veracruz, Tampico, Mexico City, Lago de Chapala, Pacific coast.

I'll be driving a fairly nice Toyota Tundra. Should I be concerned?

Why is Mexico off limits? Any Mexicans have any tips? I speak a little Spanish and love Hispanic culture. Should I not venture south of the border?
 Quoting: JIK


There's a guy who did a Motorcycle Diaries type vid about his trip across Mexico.
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03/10/2017 04:05 AM
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I've driven all over Mexico. I've met travelling American retirees all over the country, in the weirdest locations.
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WTF!! US Illegal aliens, we need that Wall ASAP !!

cruise
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03/10/2017 04:06 AM
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cops will steal that truck.
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03/10/2017 04:08 AM
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BLOND MXCNS HAVE BEEN EXTERMINATED

30 YRS AGO A FEW WERE LEFT

NOW RUMORS A COUPLE IN GUADALA

HAVENT SEEN ONE

DONE DOZENS OF INTERVIEWS ASAS TO WHY

TOLD THEY WERE BRED OUT
KILLED OFF OR LEFT MXCO


IN OTHERWORDS GENECIDE OF BLODS
REVENGE FOR CORTEZ

AND CIA OPS IN MX

HAVE A TRUMP STICKER
PICK UP HITCHHIKERS
DRINK AT BARS


MEXICANS ARE RACIST
THE MESTIZOS HATE INDIGINOUS PPLS



NEVER ALLOW A MXCN TO MAKE YOUR FOOD
BUY SUPERMARKET STUFF PREPARE IN HOTEL
AND DONT LET DRUNK GRINGOS MAKE YOUR FOOD
THEY ARE JUST AS STUPID
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03/10/2017 04:19 AM
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TAKE IODINE
YOULL KNOW WHY WHEN U GET THERE
I DROVE AT NIGHT BUT AM TRAINED IN SUCH OPERATIONS
IF U ARENT FLUENT IN SPANISH OT KNOW NAHUATL
DONT

COPS DONT TOUCH ME IM KNOWN TO THE FEDS
AND ON THEIR COMPUTERS
THEY LEAVE ME AND ANYONE WITH ME ALONE

EVEN CUSTOMS WONT CHECK MY BAGS

NEVER SAY GRACIAS
CAUSE THEY OWE YOU YOU DONMT OWE THEM

ALWAYS CALL MALES CHICO ESPECIALLY COPS
AND CALLL FEMALES OSAS


DONT GO TO FAMAciaS
OR TALK TO poliCIAs

and dont study any mexican history
lest you be ashamed to be a vampire in white skin

talk lots about football
and beer for intellectual pursuits
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03/10/2017 05:27 AM
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I've been to Cuba, Cambodia, Turkey, etc...but there's this stigma that traveling in Mexico is dangerous.

I plan on driving during the day and staying in places like Monterey, Veracruz, Tampico, Mexico City, Lago de Chapala, Pacific coast.

I'll be driving a fairly nice Toyota Tundra. Should I be concerned?

Why is Mexico off limits? Any Mexicans have any tips? I speak a little Spanish and love Hispanic culture. Should I not venture south of the border?
 Quoting: JIK


Moron
Jella
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I've been to Cuba, Cambodia, Turkey, etc...but there's this stigma that traveling in Mexico is dangerous.

I plan on driving during the day and staying in places like Monterey, Veracruz, Tampico, Mexico City, Lago de Chapala, Pacific coast.

I'll be driving a fairly nice Toyota Tundra. Should I be concerned?

Why is Mexico off limits? Any Mexicans have any tips? I speak a little Spanish and love Hispanic culture. Should I not venture south of the border?
 Quoting: JIK


There are a lot of good reasons not looking wealthy. If anything try and dress your vehicle down as best you can.
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03/10/2017 05:31 AM
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Why don't you just drive down a bumpy ass back road with a cocked 44 mag to your head....

bout got the same odds...

Hope you make it tho fello southerner...


:3rd CSA GLP:
 Quoting: Southern Soldier


How do you know I'm a southerner? Lol. I am from Bham Alabama though. I just can't believe its that dangerous. People are people everywhere. Just trying to live.
 Quoting: JIK


be concerned

it is all about luck but if you get unlucky

car in front stops and car from back pulls up

men with guns come from the front and the back

you are then at the mercy of these dudes - you will

have a major concern - no way would I try my luck - NO WAY !




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................and all those Hispanics in the US now legally and illegally, will turn it into Mexico within 50 yrs.
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03/10/2017 06:07 AM
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Highly recommend not doing it.
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03/10/2017 06:13 AM
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Love these idiots that have never been here tell others what goes on here.

I am a 6´2 WHITE American that immigrated to Mexico 11 years ago. Never have I felt more safer in my life. It is MUCH safer than being around groids in Atlanta.
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Having spent some time in Atlanta, I'm confident in saying that there are probably safer areas in Syria.

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03/10/2017 06:45 AM
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Love these idiots that have never been here tell others what goes on here.

I am a 6´2 WHITE American that immigrated to Mexico 11 years ago. Never have I felt more safer in my life. It is MUCH safer than being around groids in Atlanta.
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JESSE VENTURA...is that you?....
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03/10/2017 06:53 AM
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I've been to Cuba, Cambodia, Turkey, etc...but there's this stigma that traveling in Mexico is dangerous.

I plan on driving during the day and staying in places like Monterey, Veracruz, Tampico, Mexico City, Lago de Chapala, Pacific coast.

I'll be driving a fairly nice Toyota Tundra. Should I be concerned?

Why is Mexico off limits? Any Mexicans have any tips? I speak a little Spanish and love Hispanic culture. Should I not venture south of the border?
 Quoting: JIK


My friend did two years in the peace corp down there. When I went there for his wedding I could see why he stayed 2 years. It was beautiful.

Some of our friends opted to travel through Mexico and Mexico City on their way to the wedding. The local advice was to have a travel partner. At least two people.

I want to do that sometime too. Mexico City and now Chihuahua to hunt for crystals.
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I've been to Cuba, Cambodia, Turkey, etc...but there's this stigma that traveling in Mexico is dangerous.

I plan on driving during the day and staying in places like Monterey, Veracruz, Tampico, Mexico City, Lago de Chapala, Pacific coast.

I'll be driving a fairly nice Toyota Tundra. Should I be concerned?

Why is Mexico off limits? Any Mexicans have any tips? I speak a little Spanish and love Hispanic culture. Should I not venture south of the border?
 Quoting: JIK


What part of Mexico? LA or San Diego?
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03/10/2017 07:17 AM
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Went from US to El Salvador, spooky shit...but hell I get spooked at a IHOP. Do not wear any jewelry, do not drive at night, and try not to spend too much time being a foreigner, keep moving.
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03/10/2017 07:20 AM
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I've been to Cuba, Cambodia, Turkey, etc...but there's this stigma that traveling in Mexico is dangerous.

I plan on driving during the day and staying in places like Monterey, Veracruz, Tampico, Mexico City, Lago de Chapala, Pacific coast.

I'll be driving a fairly nice Toyota Tundra. Should I be concerned?

Why is Mexico off limits? Any Mexicans have any tips? I speak a little Spanish and love Hispanic culture. Should I not venture south of the border?
 Quoting: JIK


I know a Colombian who will not even drive through Mexico. They will steal your car and possessions as soon as you go to sleep in your hotel. Even if you catch them in the act, their cousin cop will suddenly show up and they will tell him that it is their car and that they are just taking it back. This is exactly what happened to the Colombian who speaks fluent Spanish and is pure hispanic.

That is if you dont get kidnapped or simply shot for what is in your wallet. It you are white, you are a target and your only hope is to drive a beat up piece or crap that they dont want and look dirt poor. It is actually a stupid idea to go there outside of a resort.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3000152


And of course you cannot have a gun in Mexico. You should make copies of your D.L. and passport for your family and an extra copy to keep on your person and leave your family a DNA samp[le.

Last Edited by redhed6971 on 03/10/2017 07:22 AM
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A buddy of mine did that a couple years ago and his trailer was smashed open in a hotel parking lot. About $50,000 dollars worth of dive gear was stolen by the dark-skinned biped mongrels.

Your mistake is thinking they are human.
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03/10/2017 07:20 AM
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I've been to Cuba, Cambodia, Turkey, etc...but there's this stigma that traveling in Mexico is dangerous.

I plan on driving during the day and staying in places like Monterey, Veracruz, Tampico, Mexico City, Lago de Chapala, Pacific coast.

I'll be driving a fairly nice Toyota Tundra. Should I be concerned?

Why is Mexico off limits? Any Mexicans have any tips? I speak a little Spanish and love Hispanic culture. Should I not venture south of the border?
 Quoting: JIK



We went in January.

Our guide told us the problems dont start until you get to the northern states of the country.


I would be on the look out for street vendors trying to rip you off more than anything else. The 4 hour drive from D.F to Acapulco was beautiful and worth the trip.


All in all, shitheads there give off the same vibes, avoid overly friendly "strangers" and you should be fine.
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03/10/2017 07:21 AM
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A buddy of mine did that a couple years ago and his trailer was smashed open in a hotel parking lot. About $50,000 dollars worth of dive gear was stolen by the dark-skinned biped mongrels.

Your mistake is thinking they are human.
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Hey now... I fould at least 2 out of 10 were good people..
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03/10/2017 07:23 AM
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I've been to Cuba, Cambodia, Turkey, etc...but there's this stigma that traveling in Mexico is dangerous.

I plan on driving during the day and staying in places like Monterey, Veracruz, Tampico, Mexico City, Lago de Chapala, Pacific coast.

I'll be driving a fairly nice Toyota Tundra. Should I be concerned?

Why is Mexico off limits? Any Mexicans have any tips? I speak a little Spanish and love Hispanic culture. Should I not venture south of the border?
 Quoting: JIK


I know a Colombian who will not even drive through Mexico. They will steal your car and possessions as soon as you go to sleep in your hotel. Even if you catch them in the act, their cousin cop will suddenly show up and they will tell him that it is their car and that they are just taking it back. This is exactly what happened to the Colombian who speaks fluent Spanish and is pure hispanic.

That is if you dont get kidnapped or simply shot for what is in your wallet. It you are white, you are a target and your only hope is to drive a beat up piece or crap that they dont want and look dirt poor. It is actually a stupid idea to go there outside of a resort.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3000152


And of course you cannot have a gun in Mexico.
 Quoting: redhed6971


I believe this.. Mexicans are known for racism. I would stay away from smaller towns and roads.
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03/10/2017 07:25 AM
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A friend did the drive twice, he told me you have to bribe police so have spare change, stay off certain roads, do not I repeat do not drive at night.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58127326


I had to bribe the police in Mexico at night.
Later that night I came screeching into a security checkpoint that I didn't realize was there. Everyone came running with machine guns and not one of them spoke English. I just said my hotel was up in the next town in English and named the town and they let me continue on soon after.
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Honestly, and from experience, you would have a much better time and less hassle/risk if you took the bus. They are first class and very comfortable. They also go absolutely anywhere you would care to go. Make friends along the way. Cheap. No police to bribe. With a car, you're a target. Fly into Veracruz or Oaxaca with a backpack and head to the bus station. Can't go wrong.
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03/10/2017 07:30 AM
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stop at the local pharmacies! 5a
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A friend did the drive twice, he told me you have to bribe police so have spare change, stay off certain roads, do not I repeat do not drive at night.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58127326


One of the main reasons not to drive at night is dangers on the road. Potholes you can't see, dropoffs, soft shoulders, livestock and other animals, etc
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03/10/2017 07:58 AM
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I went to rocky point with some friends back in the 90's and got caught smuggling a quarter ounce of ganja by the federalies.

I thought ahead and had a $50 dollar bill rolled up tight. I whipped that shit out and forced it on him and kept moving like a boss. He never missed a beat and my buddies and I had a nice bake every day while partying and banging young American chicks.
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If they like to work so much, seems there is plenty of fixin to be done at home....
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03/10/2017 08:05 AM
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This is a troll thread.

Nobody is this stupid.