Habanero vagina... Don't do it!

My ex-Brother-In-Law was a chinese shef...

He was making the hot pepper oil they used for cooking wings, and needed to take a leak...

He went to the bathroom, washed his hands and went back to the kitchen...

By the time they got him to the hospital 15 minutes later, he had 2nd degree 'chemical' burns on his dick in the shape of two fingers and his thumb...

From then on he washed before and after pissing...

why ?

Its not hear everyday you hear shit like this, time to crack open a beer.

If you ever find a woman that can shoot a jalapeno seed from her ass you will know.

Has everyone lost their common sense.

Haha. No joke, my mate fucked a girl in the ass and when he went to wash his dick he discoverd a piece of sweetcorn behind his foreskin.

So my fiance cooked this amazing meal for me yesterday where he had chopped up and handles 2 habanero chili's. He washed his hands a few times before bedtime. We were getting close as we usually do and his hand went to explore my downstairs. Felt nothing but his amazing touch and then all of a sudden my vagina felt like I had an intense sun burn. It hurt soo bad. Be aware! Wear gloves when handling those kind of chili's ha ha ha owwy XD... Feeling better today though. Took a long time to stop hurting.

Haha. No joke, my mate fucked a girl in the ass and when he went to wash his dick he discoverd a piece of sweetcorn behind his foreskin.

hahaha you are probably really HOT like the fox news anchors

So my fiance cooked this amazing meal for me yesterday where he had chopped up and handles 2 habanero chili's. He washed his hands a few times before bedtime. We were getting close as we usually do and his hand went to explore my downstairs. Felt nothing but his amazing touch and then all of a sudden my vagina felt like I had an intense sun burn. It hurt soo bad. Be aware! Wear gloves when handling those kind of chili's ha ha ha owwy XD... Feeling better today though. Took a long time to stop hurting.

I just puked in my mouth

I just puked in my mouth

I had a buddy who was down on a chick while drunk and she farted a jalapeno seed into his eye! Thing got infected... Lol.

Lol no, I would have if he wanted too. My burning vagina kind of killed the mood for both of us at that time. We picked up where we left off this morning though XD

I seriously doubt a jalapeno could cause an infection. Jalapenos aren't even that hot. Now ghost peppers thats a different story.

Its not hear everyday you hear shit like this, time to crack open a beer.

That same thing applies to pepper-spray- if the idiot you are dousing with that shit covers his head-up with a jacket or something, shift to the pits- groin and arm- good spot to focus on for women's self defense too- a burning pecker will take the rape right out of that criminal POS.

Who carries pepper spray for self defense? That is what firearms are for. Pepper spray is for bears.

I just puked in my mouth

I had a buddy who was down on a chick while drunk and she farted a jalapeno seed into his eye! Thing got infected... Lol.

I had a buddy who was down on a chick while drunk and she farted a jalapeno seed into his eye! Thing got infected... Lol.

I had a buddy who was down on a chick while drunk and she farted a jalapeno seed into his eye! Thing got infected... Lol.