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Habanero vagina... Don't do it! | |
| Where Eagles Dare Metal-American  User ID: 73836248  United States03/18/2017 04:41 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I would have to see pictures to get a real good grasp on this thread subject, and you know the old saying..Pics or it didnt happen. If you're bashful just go ahead and PM them to me and I'll gladly vouch for you. Quoting: Forty Six & 2  Isaiah 40:31 - But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint. “They’ve got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.” - U.S. Army Paratrooper at Bastogne |
| Sablewolfcry (OP) User ID: 74504977 United States03/18/2017 05:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I would have to see pictures to get a real good grasp on this thread subject, and you know the old saying..Pics or it didnt happen. If you're bashful just go ahead and PM them to me and I'll gladly vouch for you. Quoting: Forty Six & 2 Just because I don't post pics doesn't mean it didn't happen lol it happened and it hurt for hours. I'm fine now though. :) Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.reality is now. live the truth and be happy, Love is life. Be your own boss join Plexus: [link to shopmyplexus.com] Need to lose weight? Want more Energy? Have trouble sleeping? Feel like your body needs a recharge? Join Plexus [link to shopmyplexus.com] |
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| Sablewolfcry (OP) User ID: 74504977 United States03/18/2017 05:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | the phrase 'her cunt was really buzzing' has a different meaning for you, eh OP? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74506026 Lol in a sense I can say sure does XD  Last Edited by Sablewolfcry on 03/18/2017 05:27 PM :) Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.reality is now. live the truth and be happy, Love is life. Be your own boss join Plexus: [link to shopmyplexus.com] Need to lose weight? Want more Energy? Have trouble sleeping? Feel like your body needs a recharge? Join Plexus [link to shopmyplexus.com] |
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| Sablewolfcry (OP) User ID: 74504977 United States03/18/2017 05:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Lol if that is what you're into be my guest XD :) Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.reality is now. live the truth and be happy, Love is life. Be your own boss join Plexus: [link to shopmyplexus.com] Need to lose weight? Want more Energy? Have trouble sleeping? Feel like your body needs a recharge? Join Plexus [link to shopmyplexus.com] |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 52551790  Canada03/18/2017 05:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So my fiance cooked this amazing meal for me yesterday where he had chopped up and handles 2 habanero chili's. He washed his hands a few times before bedtime. We were getting close as we usually do and his hand went to explore my downstairs. Felt nothing but his amazing touch and then all of a sudden my vagina felt like I had an intense sun burn. It hurt soo bad. Be aware! Wear gloves when handling those kind of chili's ha ha ha owwy XD... Feeling better today though. Took a long time to stop hurting. Quoting: Sablewolfcry haha why wasnt he using his mouth ? |
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| The Tricky Bigguy User ID: 56638406 United States03/18/2017 06:41 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I would have to see pictures to get a real good grasp on this thread subject, and you know the old saying..Pics or it didnt happen. If you're bashful just go ahead and PM them to me and I'll gladly vouch for you. Quoting: Forty Six & 2 same thing i said on page two... pics or it NEVER happened. Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living. ~ Life is about choices, you get to make them each and every day of your life. ~ Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.~ Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poloi' in Greek meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.~ “When a government is dependent for money upon the bankers, they and not the government leaders control the nation. This is because the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Financiers are without patriotism and without decency.” If you're not a liberal at twenty you have no heart, if you're not a conservative at forty you have no brain. Winston Churchill |
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| PottyTrainer User ID: 72873294 United States03/18/2017 06:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I had a buddy who was down on a chick while drunk and she farted a jalapeno seed into his eye! Thing got infected... Lol. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74429397 I seriously doubt a jalapeno could cause an infection. Jalapenos aren't even that hot. Now ghost peppers thats a different story. It would be the shit on the seed to cause infection, not the seed itself. |
| Forty Six & 2 User ID: 73409187 United States03/18/2017 07:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I would have to see pictures to get a real good grasp on this thread subject, and you know the old saying..Pics or it didnt happen. If you're bashful just go ahead and PM them to me and I'll gladly vouch for you. Quoting: Forty Six & 2 Just because I don't post pics doesn't mean it didn't happen lol it happened and it hurt for hours. I'm fine now though. I saw the culprit's post on here. I definitely believe you. LOL |
| Forty Six & 2 User ID: 73409187 United States03/18/2017 07:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I had a buddy who was down on a chick while drunk and she farted a jalapeno seed into his eye! Thing got infected... Lol. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74429397 I seriously doubt a jalapeno could cause an infection. Jalapenos aren't even that hot. Now ghost peppers thats a different story. It would be the shit on the seed to cause infection, not the seed itself. OR it could have been the shit juice on the seed. |
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| Sablewolfcry (OP) User ID: 74504977 United States03/18/2017 09:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So my fiance cooked this amazing meal for me yesterday where he had chopped up and handles 2 habanero chili's. He washed his hands a few times before bedtime. We were getting close as we usually do and his hand went to explore my downstairs. Felt nothing but his amazing touch and then all of a sudden my vagina felt like I had an intense sun burn. It hurt soo bad. Be aware! Wear gloves when handling those kind of chili's ha ha ha owwy XD... Feeling better today though. Took a long time to stop hurting. Quoting: Sablewolfcry haha why wasnt he using his mouth ? Good question. XD :) Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.reality is now. live the truth and be happy, Love is life. Be your own boss join Plexus: [link to shopmyplexus.com] Need to lose weight? Want more Energy? Have trouble sleeping? Feel like your body needs a recharge? Join Plexus [link to shopmyplexus.com] |
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| Sablewolfcry (OP) User ID: 74504977 United States03/18/2017 09:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I would have to see pictures to get a real good grasp on this thread subject, and you know the old saying..Pics or it didnt happen. If you're bashful just go ahead and PM them to me and I'll gladly vouch for you. Quoting: Forty Six & 2 Just because I don't post pics doesn't mean it didn't happen lol it happened and it hurt for hours. I'm fine now though. I saw the culprit's post on here. I definitely believe you. LOL Thank you :) Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.reality is now. live the truth and be happy, Love is life. Be your own boss join Plexus: [link to shopmyplexus.com] Need to lose weight? Want more Energy? Have trouble sleeping? Feel like your body needs a recharge? Join Plexus [link to shopmyplexus.com] |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 74060238 United States03/19/2017 02:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So my fiance cooked this amazing meal for me yesterday where he had chopped up and handles 2 habanero chili's. He washed his hands a few times before bedtime. We were getting close as we usually do and his hand went to explore my downstairs. Felt nothing but his amazing touch and then all of a sudden my vagina felt like I had an intense sun burn. It hurt soo bad. Be aware! Wear gloves when handling those kind of chili's ha ha ha owwy XD... Feeling better today though. Took a long time to stop hurting. Quoting: Sablewolfcry There is only one antidote for habanero vagina burn and that's milk. Milk neutralizes the burn, whether its in the mouth or the puss. So the answer is to douche with milk, as gross as that might seem, it works!  |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 73783621 United States03/19/2017 02:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So my fiance cooked this amazing meal for me yesterday where he had chopped up and handles 2 habanero chili's. He washed his hands a few times before bedtime. We were getting close as we usually do and his hand went to explore my downstairs. Felt nothing but his amazing touch and then all of a sudden my vagina felt like I had an intense sun burn. It hurt soo bad. Be aware! Wear gloves when handling those kind of chili's ha ha ha owwy XD... Feeling better today though. Took a long time to stop hurting. Quoting: Sablewolfcry There is only one antidote for habanero vagina burn and that's milk. Milk neutralizes the burn, whether its in the mouth or the puss. So the answer is to douche with milk, as gross as that might seem, it works! It would curdle in about 2 seconds. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 74418836 United States03/19/2017 03:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I had a buddy who was down on a chick while drunk and she farted a jalapeno seed into his eye! Thing got infected... Lol. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74429397 Its not hear everyday you hear shit like this, time to crack open a beer. Same. I have no more beer. Time for vodka! |
| Sablewolfcry (OP) User ID: 74511522 United States03/19/2017 12:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Very welcome  :) Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.reality is now. live the truth and be happy, Love is life. Be your own boss join Plexus: [link to shopmyplexus.com] Need to lose weight? Want more Energy? Have trouble sleeping? Feel like your body needs a recharge? Join Plexus [link to shopmyplexus.com] |
| Sablewolfcry (OP) User ID: 74511522 United States03/19/2017 12:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So my fiance cooked this amazing meal for me yesterday where he had chopped up and handles 2 habanero chili's. He washed his hands a few times before bedtime. We were getting close as we usually do and his hand went to explore my downstairs. Felt nothing but his amazing touch and then all of a sudden my vagina felt like I had an intense sun burn. It hurt soo bad. Be aware! Wear gloves when handling those kind of chili's ha ha ha owwy XD... Feeling better today though. Took a long time to stop hurting. Quoting: Sablewolfcry There is only one antidote for habanero vagina burn and that's milk. Milk neutralizes the burn, whether its in the mouth or the puss. So the answer is to douche with milk, as gross as that might seem, it works! I believe you. I was wishing we had some then. I don't like milk so I rarely get it. :) Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.reality is now. live the truth and be happy, Love is life. Be your own boss join Plexus: [link to shopmyplexus.com] Need to lose weight? Want more Energy? Have trouble sleeping? Feel like your body needs a recharge? Join Plexus [link to shopmyplexus.com] |
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