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‘Horribly Unfunny’: Amy Schumer’s Netflix Special Gets Trashed With One-Star Reviews

 
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That fat cow is as funny as a pile of steaming hot cat poo.

Btw, when is this failed comic leaving the country???


"The reviews are in: “Amy Schumer: The Leather Special” is a dud.

At the start of her routine, Schumer explains why she decided to wear a tight, leather ensemble: “Every comic has one moment where they wear leather and they regret it. This is my moment!”


She was right. Schumer will probably regret doing this special after she sees it has an average rating of one star (out of five) a week after it debuted on Netflix. Of the 860 reviews the special has received thus far, here’s the gist of what viewers had to say.

‘This is as Funny as an Autopsy’
This is as funny as an autopsy. . . as graphic and as funny as I would imagine a public beheading to be."

Link - [link to thefederalist.com (secure)]
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She is beyond vulgar and not al all funny.

These women think that they can just be foul mouth pigs and people will automatically laugh becuase its edgy or whatever in their feeble mindsKNOB R PR
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Amy Schumer , Bill maher, whoopi goldberg I try and watch over and over, not laugh because they are nOT funny and wonder how??
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It's sad that people actually are fans of hers. I watched something of hers years ago and it was basically her talking about how much of a whore she is.
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That's because only Trump loving, misogynist, fascist, racists are writing reviews.... yeeaah, that's the reason
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That's because only Trump loving, misogynist, fascist, racists are writing reviews.... yeeaah, that's the reason
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Uh yea no. No Trump supporters would ever watch that person. We have fortitude. She is like watching a car wreck, you only look to see carnage.
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One starred the pig, five starred the thread
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Fuck that FAT CUNT
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Who?
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I watched this last week...I mean it took a lot to not turn it off...Sort of like watching a train wreck happen.
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Amy, take some good advice and whatever you do, don't quit your day job.
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That fat cow is as funny as a pile of steaming hot cat poo.

Btw, when is this failed comic leaving the country???


"The reviews are in: “Amy Schumer: The Leather Special” is a dud.

At the start of her routine, Schumer explains why she decided to wear a tight, leather ensemble: “Every comic has one moment where they wear leather and they regret it. This is my moment!”


She was right. Schumer will probably regret doing this special after she sees it has an average rating of one star (out of five) a week after it debuted on Netflix. Of the 860 reviews the special has received thus far, here’s the gist of what viewers had to say.

‘This is as Funny as an Autopsy’
This is as funny as an autopsy. . . as graphic and as funny as I would imagine a public beheading to be."

Joe Rogains's special is not that good either.
Link - [link to thefederalist.com (secure)]
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I have just gotta ask. Have any of the rest of you seen the commercial with this Amy Schumer where her girl friends go shopping and bring her a pair of slacks?

Her face is so distorted it is like she has a major internal battle ongoing and she is failing in her attempt to maintain control. She actually looks demon possessed with all of the tortured looks she gives in that commercial. It is like her face wants to morph into something else and she is fighting it.

Anyone?
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The Constitution is a blend of 'moral certitude' -- which is one of the reasons that criminals are determined to be rid of it and We the People must be even more determined to defend it.

"If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace." - Thomas Paine

The only thing the Illuminati fears is an independent person who can live, eat, sleep, stay warm and defend themselves separate from Federal help. Pray that the Lord gives us more time! The End is near and time is short!

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I watched this last week...I mean it took a lot to not turn it off...Sort of like watching a train wreck happen.
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It was horrible. All she did was talk about her Vajayjay,the entire time. It wasn't humorous. I kept asking myself, when is she going to get on to something else. She never did. I like her humor too. I'm a fan.

I however, didn't actually find the strength to turn it off, it was so boring... I fell asleep. I have absolutely no desire to turn it on again and see what I missed.
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Hopefully, the cow will die in her sleep gargling on her vomit.
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I'll ask my liberal sister what she thought of it ... I REFUSE TO WASTE MY TIME ON HER
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Anheuser-Busch InBev, the parent company of beer brand Bud Light, has pulled the company’s Amy Schumer-Seth Rogen-starring “Bud Light Party” television advertisements weeks ahead of schedule as sales of the beer declined in the third quarter.
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Anheuser-Busch InBev, the parent company of beer brand Bud Light, has pulled the company’s Amy Schumer-Seth Rogen-starring “Bud Light Party” television advertisements weeks ahead of schedule as sales of the beer declined in the third quarter.
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Smart business move, that is if they are still in the profit making business.
Just because YOU don’t believe
in the Rougarou; or the Loup Garou, don’t make you safe; No !

The Constitution is a blend of 'moral certitude' -- which is one of the reasons that criminals are determined to be rid of it and We the People must be even more determined to defend it.

"If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace." - Thomas Paine

The only thing the Illuminati fears is an independent person who can live, eat, sleep, stay warm and defend themselves separate from Federal help. Pray that the Lord gives us more time! The End is near and time is short!

A fool takes no pleasure in understanding, but only in expressing his opinion. ~Proverbs 18:2


For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible

"A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle" - James Keller

Checkd, Keked, and Rekt!

#Kids2
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She was NEVER funny... this shouldn't be a surprise..
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I watched this last week...I mean it took a lot to not turn it off...Sort of like watching a train wreck happen.
 Quoting: Serpent Maiden


It was horrible. All she did was talk about her Vajayjay,the entire time. It wasn't humorous. I kept asking myself, when is she going to get on to something else. She never did. I like her humor too. I'm a fan.

I however, didn't actually find the strength to turn it off, it was so boring... I fell asleep. I have absolutely no desire to turn it on again and see what I missed.
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You stating you liked her humor made me laugh far more than her "humor"
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Ugh.

I clicked on the link to see what Nessy the monster looked like.

She has a face that looks like a plate of fried, smashed oxen anuses.
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Ugh.

I clicked on the link to see what Nessy the monster looked like.

She has a face that looks like a plate of fried, smashed oxen anuses.
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now thats funny!!!
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Amy Schumer , Bill maher, whoopi goldberg I try and watch over and over, not laugh because they are nOT funny and wonder how??
 Quoting: riptide


i think you may be describing insanity, i recomend get rid of cable tv. dont wait any longer, you wont miss anything, you will simply learn how to be in charge of youre own entertainment, you will save money, it will be better, i promise,
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She only got work because of who and what she is
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She filled a void left open when sex in the city was cancelled by hbo. That demographic needed something to make them feel valued after gulping a box of bota pinot greej and that call from their gyno telling them they are still barren.
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Amy Schumer , Bill maher, whoopi goldberg I try and watch over and over, not laugh because they are nOT funny and wonder how??
 Quoting: riptide


i think you may be describing insanity, i recomend get rid of cable tv. dont wait any longer, you wont miss anything, you will simply learn how to be in charge of youre own entertainment, you will save money, it will be better, i promise,
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Wise advice.
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She filled a void left open when sex in the city was cancelled by hbo. That demographic needed something to make them feel valued after gulping a box of bota pinot greej and that call from their gyno telling them they are still barren.
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I've had old, moldy jack-o-lanterns that had a better look after being out in the garden all Winter than that Sara Jssica-whatever-the-c#nt
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I have just gotta ask. Have any of the rest of you seen the commercial with this Amy Schumer where her girl friends go shopping and bring her a pair of slacks?

Her face is so distorted it is like she has a major internal battle ongoing and she is failing in her attempt to maintain control. She actually looks demon possessed with all of the tortured looks she gives in that commercial. It is like her face wants to morph into something else and she is fighting it.

Anyone?
 Quoting: Loup Garou


Remember that she and Chuck Shumer are related.

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She filled a void left open when sex in the city was cancelled by hbo. That demographic needed something to make them feel valued after gulping a box of bota pinot greej and that call from their gyno telling them they are still barren.
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I've had old, moldy jack-o-lanterns that had a better look after being out in the garden all Winter than that Sara Jssica-whatever-the-c#nt
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sarah jessica parker and a horse walk into a bar. Bartender says, you two twins?
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i think she was funny a while back.

she had a self deprecating humor. Joked about being a slut, etc.


And then...

she became a 'feminist'

and all the sudden, it was ok for her to call herself a slut and fat, but if a man mentioned it, he was evil.

and all the sudden, the shit's not funny anymore. it's just fucking nuts





GLP