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List of almost every possible explanation for this "reality"

 
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List of almost every possible explanation for this "reality"
I don't think human imagination has limits, so I don't claim my list is complete, that's why I say the list has "almost" every possible explanation for this "reality":

1 - You are in coma. For some reason you are in coma, and you are dreaming all this. Maybe there is a kind of computer attached to your brain, a kind of coma treatment that is assisted by computer.

2 - You have Alzheimer. Your memory is totally fucked up, but this new computer assisted revolutionary treatment is trying to help you to recover your mind.

3 - You are a psychic who was abducted by a government, or a powerful corporation, and they are using your mind for some "useful" purpose.

4 - This is The Matrix, and you live in a "farm" created by the machines, just like in the 1999 movie.

5 - This is a computer game, and you never had a physical body. You're just a character in this game, with only a virtual body.

6 - This is a museum of human culture created by the machines, after the extinction of mankind, as a homage to the species that created the machines.

7 - You are the last human alive, you do have a physical body, and the machines had put you into induced coma, and are trying to make you live forever.

8 - This is a spaceship travelling to another galaxy, and all the passengers are in hibernation mode, and dreaming.

9 - Reality is weird because we are trapped in a time loop full of time paradoxes.

10 - Your wife trapped you in this simulation because you cheated on her.


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Re: List of almost every possible explanation for this "reality"
you better pray that it's not option 10


damned
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Re: List of almost every possible explanation for this "reality"
You are in God's heart and mind.
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Re: List of almost every possible explanation for this "reality"
dreamworld
that's collective
and difficult to manoeuvre
because there are 7 billion minds, all trying to manifest their wishes
it would be chaos without rules
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Re: List of almost every possible explanation for this "reality"
you better pray that it's not option 10
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Yeah, because 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 9, and 10 are all totally fine compared to 10? Good one.
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03/20/2017 11:07 AM
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Re: List of almost every possible explanation for this "reality"
Nothing can not exist.
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What shit hole country did you shit hole people crawl out of?
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Re: List of almost every possible explanation for this "reality"
You live on the 2 dimensional earth (you are a cartoon character and the earth is flat)

You live on the 3 dimensional earth and are a "real" person.

Love your thread.
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Re: List of almost every possible explanation for this "reality"
Would also like it to include the following:

- you are on a first-name basis with your creator
- or you are not
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Re: List of almost every possible explanation for this "reality"
How about:
1. You are the result of the perfect conditions for life to exist, and since it is a vast, chaotic universe, eventually life did exist, and thus eventually evolved until you were born. You will then die, never to experience or feel anything ever again, returning to the nothingness in which you were before you were born, non-existence. The universe is just a cold, random place.

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Re: List of almost every possible explanation for this "reality"
How about:
1. You are the result of the perfect conditions for life to exist, and since it is a vast, chaotic universe, eventually life did exist, and thus eventually evolved until you were born. You will then die, never to experience or feel anything ever again, returning to the nothingness in which you were before you were born, non-existence. The universe is just a cold, random place.
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synchronicity has proved you wrong beyond any possible doubt
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How about:
1. You are the result of the perfect conditions for life to exist, and since it is a vast, chaotic universe, eventually life did exist, and thus eventually evolved until you were born. You will then die, never to experience or feel anything ever again, returning to the nothingness in which you were before you were born, non-existence. The universe is just a cold, random place.
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synchronicity has proved you wrong beyond any possible doubt
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Elaborate
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