Things we used to do for free entertainment that cannot be done now.

i never prank called anyone in my life

if thats true im Drinkin this Beer for you and gonna put on some waylon and willie

I hung out with the nerds.

Me too, build little forts and do the battles. Also with roman candles.
Blowing up fire ant hills.
BB gun jousting on mini-bikes. Cardboard for the front shield. Almost got my eye shot out doing that.
Town I grew up in had NO cops, at 15 I bought my first car and could drive anywhere in town I wanted. Every corner was sideways. Nearest cop was the Sheriff 7 miles away. We even had a FM road, where we marked off 1/4 mile for drag races on the weekends. No one bothered us. Skipping high school to hang out at the lake, parents didn't find out how many days you missed until report card time.

All of this but in uk in 70's & 80's.

My buddy had "dickhead drunk all the time" neighbors across the street

No caller ID

We would call every pizza place and order pizza to their house..

Out of 10 places we called , 5-6 pizza guys who did not check up would be delivering the pizza

Also we had 4 cab companies locally and they ALL showed up..

It was funny as fuck seeing that drunk retard fight with the pizza and cab guys saying he didn't call them

Me too, at the end of an Air Force runway. To watch the B-52's take off, then later B1-B's. Both were loud AF.

that aint even human thats disgusting no father in your house growing up i see

Playing on building sites at weekends as they didnt work them then, running up n down scaffolding, having huge stone throwing battles with other rds kids amongst new builds etc - great fun lol

In the 60's, my best friend and I used to walk along railway tracks. A train once missed us by inches. It's amazing any of us survived! :-)

My parent have been married 61 years retard and still alive

The best part is one of us would go check out the commotion and sympathize with the pizza guys , they would sell us a pizza for $2-$3

Lol

Building our own bazookas, pranking the neighbors by cutting the power to their houses, running wild on horseback and motorcycles, outrunning the cops.....

You know, I'm starting to see where Generation Snowflake comes from. They were shielded from all danger.
I'm not being funny. In Siberia, they used to leave newborn babies outside in the snow for a while; any infant unable to survive, wouldn't be able to thrive in the climate there.
I'm not advocating that we throw 3 year olds into bear pits; but on reflection, dicing with death makes you stronger, and never having experienced hunger, cold, pain, or even a spanking, weakens you.
Just my thoughts ...

Anyone remember beeper sex (or pager sex)? It was basically a number-to-word conversion which was sent back and forth via pagers. when you beeped/paged someone you would put in your phone number or an emergency code (i.e, 911) to alert the person you're sending it to. Since it was only numerical, we had to improvise and it was fun as fuck. In the late 90s, pagers became such the rage that everyone had them, and in different bright colors too to suit your personality lol. Those numerical convos (i.e, 07734 or 58008, which when pager is turned upside down would spell "hello" or "boobs") became so addicting that it was basically the earliest version of text messaging as we know it. Certain people used their own codes and this and that. Using it as a sexting device was awesome too, and later one when pagers had different vibrating options, girls didn't hesitate to use that as a handy application for when her guy beeped the fuck out of her... Nowadays we use actual words written using actual letters. How boring :(

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Had a fabulous British racing green MG Midget convertible, with wire rims and a luggage rack (classic) ~ used to take the top down (winter or summer) and ride in the dark without lights out in the country. Drinking and driving n the dark.

Standing naked on an Alpine mountain singing songs into the approaching snow.

Oh, wait. I never did that. Never mind.

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Oh, it is true. My family still talks about it.

This thread just jogged another memory

Mooning people on the freeway while on class trips. All the bus windows would be full of ass cheeks

My parent have been married 61 years retard and still alive

The best part is one of us would go check out the commotion and sympathize with the pizza guys , they would sell us a pizza for $2-$3

My first two real jobs were at Shakey`s Pizza and Godfather`s Pizza, we used to pray for jerks to do that, we got free dinner and that was before Pizza joints and steak sauce became taboo!

A friend and I would skip school and drive a hour away to the nearest college campus. We would drive around and pretend we were college students. Then, a trip to the mall for shopping. We would return before school was out. She would go home, and I would pick my Mom up from work in the car she let me borrow to drive to school.

Also, younger we would go out and hike and play in the woods. We would bike ride around town until dark. It was fun. There was not a structured schedule, only the setting of the sun.

Mooning people was quite the funny thing back then, now if caught we would be sex offenders.

OMG I had such a vision, lol

U in tyrolean suspenders......

About 8-9 years ago I had a helicopter circling around my house, he was out over the lake and would not go away, so I mooned him......

I think I looked pretty good in th--

Wait. Like I said, never!

But I hope I looked ok in the vision!

Rev....thats too funny....because we used to give "Karl Maldens". If you look at this famous actors picture you'll see he had a big nose. So....being a guy our moon would include the "eggs and sausage"...or a "Karl Malden"

LOL, bet he came back a few times.