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ANYONE INTERESTED IN ATTENDING A UNIQUE SEMINAR ON TIME TRAVEL?

 
the come back kid
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02/22/2007 06:35 PM
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ANYONE INTERESTED IN ATTENDING A UNIQUE SEMINAR ON TIME TRAVEL?
To be held last Wednesday, any interested parties please text the following sentence "beam me up scottie" followed by ***** five small stars for special effects and thats your ticket booked and we look forward to seeing you no matter how bad you looked last week!
Anonymous Coward
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02/22/2007 06:43 PM
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I was there and it were proper shite, so it were!!

BTW the advanced booking is a scam, it's pay at the door!!


:Bull-shit:
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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02/22/2007 06:45 PM
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I remember you, ya were thrown out before it started and we confiscated all your David Icke wigs and false noses, so there!
Anonymous Coward
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02/22/2007 06:49 PM
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I remember you, ya were thrown out before it started and we confiscated all your David Icke wigs and false noses, so there!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 199527


But, I still had me master disguise; with this I gained entry and thoroughly hated every minute of the show!!

Does you remember me now??


:Nancy:
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02/22/2007 07:02 PM
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No i was too drunk, i have to get blootered to speak at these conventions so i'm afraid that after you were politely removed i have na recollection of your masterful disguise, ya fooled me big time! am well impressed...
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02/22/2007 07:03 PM
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Who are ya again?
Anonymous Coward
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02/22/2007 07:05 PM
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No i was too drunk, i have to get blootered to speak at these conventions...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 199527


Yep, it showed in your performance; a bit of a flop i'm afraid!!


:AlkyH:
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02/22/2007 07:10 PM
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You are mistaken, it was just the way i was standing, i don't do flops not even after getting rubbed down with a wet lettuce!
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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02/22/2007 07:13 PM
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I am guilty tho of clay pigeon shooting over the crowd to simulate earth bound ufo's, this seems to cause a mild panic, who'd have thought a few clay discs would firghten people so much.
captains log
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02/23/2007 08:47 PM
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I luved your seminar and i can't wait until last November when the new one will begin, you really are ahead of your time (scuse the pun).

Me and the neighbours are building our own space ship, we've bought the plans to the Star Ship Enterprise they only cost us 20 quid and we intend using recycled cardboard and some papermache (we like to do our bit for the environment by recycling).

One of the neighbours said he will contribute a set of LED christmas tree lights which will look cool and they flash too, wow can it get any better!

We'll contact you with the lauch date and send you some pics, the cuzin is makin a huge balloon out of used condoms, he's meltin em with recycled matches ( he learned this craft in prison) anyways he reckons it will be ready last july and will get us airborne in the Enterprise by attaching glow in the dark ropes to the craft.

We tossed a coin to see who will be Captain Kirk and lofty the looper won, so the rest of us are fighting it out to be Spock with a Jamican accent and dreadlocks...

Our next project will be assembling the back to the future De Lorean which we intend to construct from police photo fit pics, will keep ya informed as we go along..
Anonymous Coward
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02/23/2007 09:04 PM
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Oh and i firgot to say billy bob managed to fit 73 lit candles on his sloped forehead whild singing candle in the wind, was a pretty touchy moment too...
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02/23/2007 09:06 PM
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To be held last Wednesday, any interested parties please text the following sentence "beam me up scottie" followed by ***** five small stars for special effects and thats your ticket booked and we look forward to seeing you no matter how bad you looked last week!
 Quoting: the come back kid 199527

Sorry I always go forward in time,ever backwards.
Anonymous Coward
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02/23/2007 09:12 PM
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Just got an email from dangerous Dave the carpet mechanic based in cell block tight nuts r us.

Anyways good 'ole Dave has some highly reflective silver paint that he managed to smuggle outta the asylum workshop, he had to sneak it up his arse and the container burst while he was taking a shower, apparently his arse now shines like the hubble telescope complete with zoom lens.
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02/23/2007 09:14 PM
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beam me up scottie *****
Anonymous Coward
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02/23/2007 09:16 PM
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Wanted.. tow rope for newly constructed space ship, must be in good condition cause the star ship is shit..
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02/23/2007 09:18 PM
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lol
Anonymous Coward
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02/23/2007 09:32 PM
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Captains log, scotty is in pain cause therz na bog roll, "ah canne hold it in much langer jim" "ah need some toilet paper like it was yesterday jim, please hurry"

"Kirk to bridge" "bring some air freshner ASAP, Mr Scot is humming"
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02/23/2007 09:37 PM
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drevil


There was a great one on 3 weeks ago


i went to it yesterday
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02/23/2007 09:42 PM
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"Yesterday all my troubles seemed so far away"
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02/23/2007 09:51 PM
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Yah, the christmas lights are really great for a make shift space craft, except you know how those christmas lights are, 1 light goes out and the whole ship loses power. Damn christmas lights. :(
John Titor
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02/23/2007 10:01 PM
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poser.
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02/23/2007 10:08 PM
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poser.
 Quoting: John Titor 140809


Hello John! LONG TIME NO SEE MY FRIEND! THIS IS JSDIJDOSIDUSDHUSIDHOSIUHDIOSSUHDOIUSHDOHI CONNECTEION TERMINATED BY CIA HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous Coward
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02/23/2007 10:47 PM
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"Beam me up Scottie"*****
bin there
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02/24/2007 10:36 AM
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I've got 2 wind up flash lights that you can attache to the craft that you could use for headlights but the problem is that they only shine a distance of four feet, the way around this problem is to do what i've bin doin for years just close your eyes after you reach the four foot distance and hope there's nuthin solid beyond.

Also it helps to let out irregular screams when taking off in total darkenss, i know this from experience as my brother and myself once crashed one night into two dogs having sex in an alleyway while trying to get our recyled board Boeing 757 with 150 passengers off the ground, we later found out that several of the passengers tripped over the dogs as we ran at full speed to make take-off.

Lucky thing was that everyone paid attention to the emergency evacuation btriefing before we attempted our take-off and all escaped safely down the carpets come escape shoots tho many had to be treated for carpet burns.

Good luck with the project and please keep us informed of any happenings.
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02/24/2007 10:42 AM
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Forgot to mention that you don't need flight insurance if you take off from alleyways after 9pm, it also helps if the flight attendants carry big sticks and beat the crap outta anyone not running fast enuff to make take-off speed although this can also have adverse effects if the person being thumped is bigger than the flight attendant, in that case make sure your first aid kit is up to standard.
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02/24/2007 10:51 AM
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Another thing is don't have animals onboard the craft especially snakes, we had two large worms on ours and they ate right thru our steering mechanism which was made from recycled stale bread.
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02/24/2007 01:00 PM
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I am considering suing my upstairs neighbour for invading my air space, he runs about up there like he owns the place, also i have decided to continue wearing my motor cycle crash helmet 24 hrs a day as part of my astronaught training.

All being well nasa told me i will qualify for free air miles in 25 years time.

There is a possibilty that i could selected for the highly sought after and very prestigious tow rope of the year award which my late uncle Stretch ma neck won way back in 1906.

First prize is a tow rope made from camels testicles which are highly elastic due to constant pulling by their arab herders, second prize is two tow ropes made from the same.
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02/24/2007 05:53 PM
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Second hand time traveling machine for sale!

Only used once 1500 years ago, first to see will buy!!

May swap for a 4 x 2 plank of wood.
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02/24/2007 06:01 PM
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You are mistaken, it was just the way i was standing, i don't do flops not even after getting rubbed down with a wet lettuce!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 199527



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02/25/2007 04:33 PM
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Any info on time travel holidays, interested in some nice brochures, prices etc..
borrowed time
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02/25/2007 09:04 PM
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You fella's have inspired me to build my own stealth bomber, so far i have a dozen packets of tin foil, 12 cans of wood glue, a wire brush, 300 empty coke cans and two front wheels from a 1982 Honda Civic.

I've borrowed some old video tapes of the A Team in action, those fella's could build a fully operational war tank from nuthin more than an old pram and a hedge trimmer.





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