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Subject In the public interest: a DOOM checklist for GLP newbies!
Poster Handle Bookwyrm
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Since we have doom spilling out of all corners of the world like Dolly Parton out of her training bra, I thought I'd take a moment to list the various GLP preparations for impending doom. We're sure to have a number of new members here, and we don't want anyone to miss out on the classics. So if you're unsure if you've got it all done, here's a checklist:

Have you heard from your uncle? Does he have intel?
Did you bring the tomato plants in?
Did you shave your loved ones?
Are there tears running down your face?
Has someone advised you with "Me Tel U"?
Have you assigned yourself a panic sex partner yet?
Is there enough A1 sauce?
Most importantly, is there enough beer???
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