George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...

*flotting

Then there was the unfortunate day at a crew meeting when Jorch misheard the Captain's instruction; "all hands on deck...."

Jorch's flabby bellend has been in dry dock for years....

Jorch could always get what he wanted from crew members by giving them bulkhead....

Jorch enjoys the challenge and exhilaration of a light swell, pitting himself against primal forces and coming out on top.



One day he's also going to try boating....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Pure, unadulturated GOLD!!!!!

^ thank you, AC ^

Jorch's crew mates called him The Human Hammock; a tight, swinging way to sleep when you're away from home....

Every June 6th., Jorch re-enacts the D-Day Landing using Big Tahhmm Dudehoser as a giant inflatable troop carrier....

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Jorch signed on to the USS Mount Whitney because of a misunderstanding.

He thought they said it was the fagship of the Sixth Fleet....



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Hahahahahahahahhahahahaakhiagiafkaf

George got to be the skipper's lady boy. On skipper's birthday George was inside a cake dressed in lingerie and gave the skipper the best birthday present ever.

Jorch is set to play Mary Ann in a re-make of GILLIGANS ISLAND.

It's hoped Big Tahhmm Dudehoser will play The Skipper. But he's also in the running to play The Whale in a re-make of Moby Dick.

If that goes ahead, Jorch will play the Dick....

A fucking mustache dance?

George gave all the seamen free mustache rides.

Jorch enlisted under the alias "Seaman Stains".

He has more DNA on his dress uniform than there is on Monica's blue dress....

Jorch used to roll his shipmate Jerome Corset in flour and suck the wet spot

ROFL!!!!!!!

Jorch still works his passage....

LOL

Jorch signed up for the long Naval tradition of "Rum, Sodomy & The Lash".

Since his discharge (?) he's kept up two out of three.

He never liked the taste of Rum anyway....

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Jorch was making money hand over fist in the Navy.

His hand and any of his shipmates' fist....