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George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...

 
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Re: George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...
Jorch is cruising Venice Beach on roller blades, dressed up like Madonna in her “Like a Virgin” video.
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Jorch was a virgin until his bunkmate in the Navy burst his behymen.
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Re: George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...
Jorch is cruising Venice Beach on roller blades, dressed up like Madonna in her “Like a Virgin” video.
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Jorch was a virgin until his bunkmate in the Navy burst his behymen.
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*bungmate
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Re: George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...
lol
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Re: George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...
...he has chlamydia
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Re: George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...
Noory rescued those trapped Thai kids.

Once he heard they were in a cave, he winged his way to Bangkok and went spelunking.

After blowing $642 on tranny ass, George swung into action.

Taking his remote mike and transmitter, George used his secret breathing techniques learned as "the gimp" aboard the USS Polyp, also known as the "Agony Maru", to swim to the kids.

Once there he set up shop and began interviewing the only one he was really interested in.

Himself.

The kids, sickened and bored to tears, began to feel the effects of George's semen filled Beet Root farts, and swam to safety.

As far as we know, George's ongoing power interview is still on the air....
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Re: George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...
Noory rescued those trapped Thai kids.

Once he heard they were in a cave, he winged his way to Bangkok and went spelunking.

After blowing $642 on tranny ass, George swung into action.

Taking his remote mike and transmitter, George used his secret breathing techniques learned as "the gimp" aboard the USS Polyp, also known as the "Agony Maru", to swim to the kids.

Once there he set up shop and began interviewing the only one he was really interested in.

Himself.

The kids, sickened and bored to tears, began to feel the effects of George's semen filled Beet Root farts, and swam to safety.

As far as we know, George's ongoing power interview is still on the air....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 59448255


cruise1rof1lollmaorofllaughlolsignlolatu
lolatulolsignlaughrofllmaolol1rof1cruise
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Re: George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...
bump
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Re: George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...
George, the power bottom of overnight radio.
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Re: George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...
Jorch got rooted out by a black tranny’s semi-functional horse cock.
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Jorch got rooted out by a black tranny’s semi-functional horse cock.
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rofl
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Jorch got rooted out by a black tranny’s semi-functional horse cock.
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rofl
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Actually it was a Kentucky Para legal named Ginny.
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Jorch got rooted out by a black tranny’s semi-functional horse cock.
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rofl
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Actually it was a Kentucky Para legal named Ginny.
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Ginny from the block?
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Re: George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...
Jorch misheard his superior's order.

What the Commander actually SAID was;

"Jorch, swab that d e c k and get one of your shipmates to give it a good polish...."
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Jorch got rooted out by a black tranny’s semi-functional horse cock.
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rofl
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Actually it was a Kentucky Para legal named Ginny.
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Ginny from the block?
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^ gold! ^
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Jorch was the coxswain on The Good Ship Venus....

sideways
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Re: George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...
Jorch misheard his superior's order.

What the Commander actually SAID was;

"Jorch, swab that d e c k and get one of your shipmates to give it a good polish...."
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lmao
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Jorch was the coxswain on The Good Ship Venus....

sideways
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cruise
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Re: George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...
The Russians have video of Jorch, naked as a jaybird except for a gawdy gold chain around his neck, pumping and grinding above Big Tahhmm, crooning;

"Mr Blowjangles"....

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The Russians have video of Jorch, naked as a jaybird except for a gawdy gold chain around his neck, pumping and grinding above Big Tahhmm, crooning;

"Mr Blowjangles"....
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Mr. Semenjangles.
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.
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The Russians have video of Jorch, naked as a jaybird except for a gawdy gold chain around his neck, pumping and grinding above Big Tahhmm, crooning;

"Mr Blowjangles"....
 Quoting: 4th Mesa


Mr. Semenjangles.
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^ Bwahahahahahah ^

In recognition of Jorch's flaccid flesh flute....

Mr. Lowdangles?
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Jorch never misses a chance to blow the man down....
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Jorch never misses a chance to blow the man down....
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lmao
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Even now, Jorch strides from the forecastle straight onto the poop.

And he hasn't been on board a ship in 30 years....

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Even now, Jorch strides from the forecastle straight onto the poop.

And he hasn't been on board a ship in 30 years....
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George "Hello Sailor" Noory
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George "Hello Sailor" Noory
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George "Hello Sailor" Noory
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Jorch "Se(a)men's Friend" Noory….

Daffy Tugs

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George "Hello Sailor" Noory
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Jorch "Se(a)men's Friend" Noory….

Daffy Tugs
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rofl5
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Every time Jorch mounts Tahmmy from behind, he first tickles Tahm’s taint with a feather while singing “Anchors Aweigh Muh Boy, Anchors Aweighhhh...”
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.
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Every time Jorch mounts Tahmmy from behind, he first tickles Tahm’s taint with a feather while singing “Anchors Aweigh Muh Boy, Anchors Aweighhhh...”
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Hey Ho! Blow the man down!....
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