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George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...

 
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After a few too many shandies, at one a.m., when the bar is down to winos and wastrels, bleary-eyed and dripping with self-loathing, Jorch sits astride a table and bellows; "climb aboard, sailor!"….
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Jorch plans to climb aboard a windjammer and enjoy the ride.

But enough about Jorch's sex life....
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Re: George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...
Jorch plans to climb aboard a windjammer and enjoy the ride.

But enough about Jorch's sex life....
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Jorch has a 14-footer named PENILE IMPLANT....

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Jorch wears fishnet stockings.... made from real fish nets
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Re: George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...
Jorch has a 14-footer named PENILE IMPLANT....
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HahahahahhahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Jorch wears fishnet stockings.... made from real fish nets
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...he walks bow-legged.
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Re: George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...
...he walks bow-legged.
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^bwahahahahaha^

Jorch wrote the character QUINT's line "here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women" in the original JAWS movie.

But only after Speilberg insisted it be changed from Jorch's first draft; "here's to rammin' toys into round-bottomed boys"

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...he walks bow-legged.
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^bwahahahahaha^

Jorch wrote the character QUINT's line "here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women" in the original JAWS movie.

But only after Speilberg insisted it be changed from Jorch's first draft; "here's to rammin' toys into round-bottomed boys"
 Quoting: 4th Mesa


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Jorch thinks a tramp steamer is defecation left by the guy he slept with last night....
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Jorch's idea of "rounding the horn" these days is to take 4 Viagra tablets and get Tahhmmeeee to work his Lebanese cucumber over with sandpaper....
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Re: George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...
Jorch thinks a tramp steamer is defecation left by the guy he slept with last night....
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Jorch's idea of "rounding the horn" these days is to take 4 Viagra tablets and get Tahhmmeeee to work his Lebanese cucumber over with sandpaper....
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New Captain boarding vessel: "Noory! Where's your first mate?"


Se(a)man Noory: "He died of A.I.D.S., sir"

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Re: George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...
New Captain boarding vessel: "Noory! Where's your first mate?"


Se(a)man Noory: "He died of A.I.D.S., sir"

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...he stands erect at all railroad crossings.

Wait, WHAT?!
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Re: George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...
...he stands erect at all railroad crossings.

Wait, WHAT?!
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^what an unlikely -- but hilarious -- image^

Jorch has pulled a few trains.

But hey, those movies are private!!??


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...he stands erect at all railroad crossings.

Wait, WHAT?!
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^what an unlikely -- but hilarious -- image^

Jorch has pulled a few trains.

But hey, those movies are private!!??

 Quoting: 4th Mesa


lmao
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Jorch's idea of a naval exercise is to pop Cheerios out of Tahhmmeeee's cavernous belly button into his mouth....
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Jorch's idea of a naval exercise is to pop Cheerios out of Tahhmmeeee's cavernous belly button into his mouth....
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…. you can still hear him mutter to himself, in clarification; "all hands on DECK, all hands on DECK. DECK. DECK. D E C K...."
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…. you can still hear him mutter to himself, in clarification; "all hands on DECK, all hands on DECK. DECK. DECK. D E C K...."
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newsflash

Jorch will replace Johnny Depp in the re-boot of Pirates of the Caribbean .

The leading role will be tweaked just a scintilla to accommodate Jorch's.... um.... alternative masculinity and questionable hygiene.

He'll be known as Captain Jack Thrush

newsflash
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newsflash

Jorch will replace Johnny Depp in the re-boot of Pirates of the Caribbean .

The leading role will be tweaked just a scintilla to accommodate Jorch's.... um.... alternative masculinity and questionable hygiene.

He'll be known as Captain Jack Thrush

newsflash
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He still yells "Climb Aboard!" as foreplay....
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He still yells "Climb Aboard!" as foreplay....
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Even when he gets an order on the foredeck he always takes it in the stern....
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Re: George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...
Even when he gets an order on the foredeck he always takes it in the stern....
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Noory was in the U.S. Gayvy
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